[MissDemitria]

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1) 17? wow Geology - It was so much fun to learn Geology. I need to have my degree get married and finish my Master and phD.

2) Hahahaha you are so funny Mr. Winner. Yes you are charming. :/

3) Yes i will try to be a True Christian™ as soon as possible and i find a husband like you. At least you still have respect for woman. ^^

[WinnerNotSinner]

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3) I am sorry , but are you married already? Maybe i will get one after my degree.

Of course! I married when I was 17, so you could say I was a late starter. My wife was annoying as hell, but a few years, and several beatings later she's quiet as a mouse. What are you doing your degree in?

4) Are you single Mr. Winner? *sigh* You seems to be a good guy .

It looks like my courtesy and charm have got me into trouble again. Girls see the Friendliest Fellow in Freehold and Punched the Most Queers monikers and go weak at the knees. I'm off the market.

...and Demitria, to marry a True Christian™, you need to be a True Christian™. No good man of Landover would accept anything less.

Demonstrate your love for Jesus and your knowledge of the Bible. I believe you have it in you! Try to quote the Bible whenever possible on the forums!

[MissDemitria]

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1) Well maybe they were.

2) great idea !

3) I am sorry , but are you married already? Maybe i will get one after my degree.

4) Are you single Mr. Winner? *sigh* You seems to be a good guy .

[WinnerNotSinner]

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1) Not really - some of them are harsh.

Have you ever heard the term tough love? They were probably just trying to help you become a Christian!

2) Oh , but it is hard to understand :/

I know, but if I don't understand a line properly I just ask one of the friendly folk at Church or on the forums. I suggest you do the same.

3) I am 21 years old.

That's a great age, boy I remember when I was 21, back in the good old days. That's almost two years ago now.
I didn't realize how much of your life you have wasted, you need to start searching for a True Christian(tm) husband!! How are you going to produce a healthy troupe of sons if you don't get married, by your age I already had my first two sons!

4)

5) Oh i am sorry Mr. Winner *sigh*

That's okay, I'm sure you'll be calling me by my first name soon enough. You better get reading your Bible!

[MissDemitria]

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1) Not really - some of them are harsh.

2) Oh , but it is hard to understand :/

3) I am 21 years old.

4)

5) Oh i am sorry Mr. Winner *sigh*

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Oh - You just seem to be the perfect person for me for asking these type of question. You are friendly and strict at the same time. - which is good .

Thanks, I really do try, even if some of the trash who walk into this forum make me physically sick . I think you'll find all Christians here are friendly and welcoming.

I will try to buy one tomorrow and i really really want to find the translation to a simpler English.

Hmm, I'd watch out here Miss D. Many of the easier to read Bibles are watered down sissy versions, written by hippies. Stick to the KJV; it's the official infallible Word of GOD, King James said so.

Don't worry , i don't even like to show off my body to people like almost other teenager does. I am still a virgin too.

I am happy to hear that, fornication is a surefire way of annoying our Big Friend in the Sky. How old are you?

I will go to your church , yes , but only after i read the KJV Bible.

Great!

Thank you again Chris for helping me and having your confidence to me ( That is just big , I really touched )

Call me Mr. Winner, please. I abhor informality with the unsaved.

[MissDemitria]

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Im sorry i can'r reply your message on your profile.

No , i don't really know where the name come from - Mexican maybe?

Thank you Mari

Love ,

Demitria

[MarÃa Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Oh - You just seem to be the perfect person for me for asking these type of question. You are friendly and strict at the same time. - which is good .

I will try to buy one tomorrow and i really really want to find the translation to a simpler English.

Don't worry , i don't even like to show off my body to people like almost other teenager does. I am still a virgin too.

I will go to your church , yes , but only after i read the KJV Bible.

Thank you again Chris for helping me and having your confidence to me ( That is just big , I really touched )


PS . Thank you for the information ^-^

Is really nice this to hear you say this Demetria! Nice but estrange name - is from Grease this? Welcome too!

YIC, Mari.

[MissDemitria]

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Oh - You just seem to be the perfect person for me for asking these type of question. You are friendly and strict at the same time. - which is good .

I will try to buy one tomorrow and i really really want to find the translation to a simpler English.

Don't worry , i don't even like to show off my body to people like almost other teenager does. I am still a virgin too.

I will go to your church , yes , but only after i read the KJV Bible.

Thank you again Chris for helping me and having your confidence to me ( That is just big , I really touched )


PS . Thank you for the information ^-^

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Oh hello there, you bumped my really old thread just to speak to me, how kind of you!

You seem like a nice, friendly person, begging to be bathe with us True Christians™ in the blood of Jesus Christ. You are lucky, very lucky, to have found your way on to these forums. There is only one way to become Saved© Demi, and that is to follow GOD's Word! Now I would recommend the following to your kind soul for your express pass into Heaven:
1. Buy yourself a KJV1611 Bible, or pick one up from your local church for FREE!
2. Don't be slutty (I'm not saying you are, but just avoid it, the LORD hates your curves)
3. Read the KJV! Every rule and requirement, every essential element of Christianity is between the two covers of that book.
4. Read the threads on this forum to get a taste of what being a good Christian really is; some may disagree with us but we are the ones following the Bible! Pay special attention to Auntie Flo's Shack, where you can learn how to juggle being a modern woman with Biblical law.
5. Finally, join your local baptist Church, and spread the Holy Word to whoever will listen.

Hopefully this has been some help to you. I'm confident you can do it, Miss. I have!!!


PS, You can't write on people profiles until you are deemed worthy of being a Forum Member, not Unsaved Trash.

[MissDemitria]

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Hello

Since i can't reply your message on your profile , so i just going to write to you here.

Can you tell me then , how to be saved , cleaned and love by Jesus? Because i am dying to know

[Jedediah]

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Welcome, WinnerNotSinner. I understand that you are at a disadvantage by having been born in England, which ceased to be God's favored nation when the Godly Puritans brought the Gospel to our hallowed shores. However, with our guidance, you too can find Salvation(tm) despite your unfortunate provenance.

It is heartening to see that you accept the error of your demonic yoga practice and your attendance of the false church of England. So many unsaved trash fail to recognize their folly and persist in their wickedness.

Proverbs 26:11
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

Heed the Pastors' words, study the KJV 1611 as if your life depended on it (it does!), and live by every Word of God contained within. It will truly be glorious when we are all fellowshipping in Heaven together.

Praise Him!

[WinnerNotSinner]

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@WinnerNotSinner Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Thank you Felicity. Yes let us all join hands (in the formation of man-woman-man-woman).

[Felicity]

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@WinnerNotSinner Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

[WinnerNotSinner]

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I have never met more friendly people, but I expected no less from true Christians like yourselves.

@Lydia : Dover, eh? I can't say I've ever been there but judging from your location maybe that's not such a bad thing after all. Maybe we would be better off born American? I suppose we will just have to make the best out of our lives that we can, even if we are not in Gods own country.

@wintersnow : I have full faith in your teachings on yoga, coming here I was such a foolish dog. An argument I could present is that I was doing it with no knowledge that it linked to Hindooism, but I fully accept this as something that will rightly crop up on judgement day. I can't stand that crock of shit Hindooism: (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8709575.stm) Are they aware this is traditionally a Christian country (before all this British acceptance of homosexuality and sheer disobedience of Gods will)? I will make sure to build myself a prayer closet pronto, thank you for your kind words.

@truedisciple : It is absolute nons(ci)ense; what I do not understand is why a book written a few decades ago has brainwashed so many weak souls against true Christianity - it makes me want to breakdown when I hear children are still taught this rubbish in schools now. Instead of trying to study "DNA" (notice the atheists cunning invention of acronyms and long words to deceive everyone) maybe they should start studying the, as you say, KJ Bible (I am glad I have the right one)

@WASP : No apology is necessary, I would feel just like you if someone stirred me in such a way with unholy acts. It's like a Muslim coming to try and convince me to wear a turban. (a.k.a. bomb ) on my head. Your advice concerning taking up wood-cutting instead comes with difficulties for me. In Gods country, you are free to cut down trees (as we know, man has power over all nature), but here trees are protected by "The National Trust" - some devil-fueled organisation who think they own the rights to nature.

If it were up to me I would go out, cut down a tree and build a prayer closet; but by doing so I would be subject to inhumane imprisonment. I seem to have prattled on, I do apologise.