[Lisa H]

Re: My intro

You are such a mocker Jo Freddie. Don't you have some PSM to go and eat.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

You are such a mocker Jo Freddie. Don't you have some PSM to go and eat.

A Letter From ADoS To the Mocked

1. It is an undeniable fact that being a follower of His Great Starchiness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, in these times invites derision from those who have not been touched by His Noodly Appendages.
2. Indeed, a large part of the fun of our wonderful religion is watching our unquestioning, zealous opponents become riled up as we explain our points of view.
3. Some might even say that if it were not for the of these opponents, Our Saucy Lord's Noodly Embrace would have no draw for them.
4. Without the contempt of those who wish to force others to adhere to their own personal beliefs, they may feel that there would be no need for the elaborate, holy pirate outfits and debates and discussions with other science-minded folk; indeed, a true religion with no object to divine revelation can be inherently frivolous.
5. I certainly hope it never comes to pass that my fellow Pastafarians never need to feel this way, but nevertheless the sentiment is there. Until then, there is great joy and a great sense of comradery and community in being a Pastafarian, and the exaggeratedly angry reactions we receive from stubborn nonbelievers enhances the entertainment of it quite a bit.

I know deep down in your subconscious you ache for Our Saucy Lord's Noodly Embrace Lisa, your conscious mind is just not aware of it yet.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: My intro

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

Mr Freddie, as you like to be known, it is merely fortunate that the Lord has seen fit to exclude you from those who should suffer death for enticing Christians into apostasy!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

Mr Freddie, as you like to be known, it is merely fortunate that the Lord has seen fit to exclude you from those who should suffer death for enticing Christians into apostasy!

This is down to The Lord God being The Flying Spaghetti Monster, not your mythical Elohim.

[Lisa H]

Re: My intro

A Letter From ADoS To the Mocked
I know deep down in your subconscious you ache for Our Saucy Lord's Noodly Embrace Lisa, your conscious mind is just not aware of it yet.

You are even more of a loon than I thought if you believe that.
I only worship the True God.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

I only worship the True God.

You mean you have accepted the Flying Spaghetti Monster at last Lisa?

[Lisa H]

Re: My intro

You mean you have accepted the Flying Spaghetti Monster at last Lisa?

You should stop smoking you side salad. I will never follow your PSM

You must look like a pretty nancy boy prancing around your Plate of Spaghetti Monster in your pirate outfit.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

You should stop smoking you side salad. I will never follow your PSM

You must look like a pretty nancy boy prancing around your Plate of Spaghetti Monster in your pirate outfit.

Notice how I do not stoop down to you level Lisa, how I keep my dignity, that is because I KNOW who God IS, and He IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

For all you protests to the contrary, it is clear from your words, they way you keep resorting to allegations of salad misuse, that you are having your doubts about the mythical being you hold up as a god.

[Lisa H]

Re: My intro

Notice how I do not stoop down to you level Lisa, how I keep my dignity, that is because I KNOW who God IS, and He IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

For all you protests to the contrary, it is clear from your words, they way you keep resorting to allegations of salad misuse, that you are having your doubts about the mythical being you hold up as a god.

I have no doubts who I believe in. It is the True God. Not a plate of spaghetti.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

I have no doubts who I believe in. It is the True God. Not a plate of spaghetti.

See, there is is again proof of your inner turmoil, Poor Poor Lisa

Lisa, poor Lisa, I can see the inner turmoil you are going through, let me help you, your subconscious KNOWS I speak nothing but the TRUTH but you will not or can not accept what it is trying to tell you. That is why you keep referring to the PSM because you inner self will is trying so hard to stop you insulting the FSM. This struggle inside you must hurt, you can be free of the pain if you accept the TRUTH. Accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lisa.

[Lisa H]

Re: My intro

See, there is is again proof of your inner turmoil, Poor Poor Lisa

Look, stop smoking you side salad. I have told you before, I squashed you idol when I parked on it

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

Look, stop smoking you side salad. I have told you before, I squashed you idol when I parked on it

Lisa Lisa Lisa you poor Girl

Notice how I do not stoop down to you level Lisa, how I keep my dignity, that is because I KNOW who God IS, and He IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

For all you protests to the contrary, it is clear from your words, they way you keep resorting to allegations of salad misuse, that you are having your doubts about the mythical being you hold up as a god.

[Sister Charli]

Re: My intro

Mr Freddie,

I gave my English staffy some spaghetti noodles with his dinner tonight.

Does that make him a pastafarian?

His bottom burps smell worse than usual.

Is that indicative of your smelly beliefs?

I have never tried feeding him kosher food so am not sure what joo bum burps smell like.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

Mr Freddie,

I gave my English staffy some spaghetti noodles with his dinner tonight.

Does that make him a pastafarian?

His bottom burps smell worse than usual.

Is that indicative of your smelly beliefs?

I have never tried feeding him kosher food so am not sure what joo bum burps smell like.

You would need to communicate with your pouch to find out if he has converted, all the scriptures tells us about pets is we should not eat them

A Pasta's Creed as passed to Solipsy

38 The eating of pets, the True Believer shall not do, for verily and with most seriousness shall it be held an abomination.
39 Thou shall not eat of the hamster nor the gerbil, nor any other denizen of the Habitrail, neither of the cat nor its kittens, the dog nor its pups.
40 Neither shall thou partake of the flesh of the parakeet nor the iguana nor the goldfish nor any fish of the tank or decorative pond, for it is an abomination unto his Holy Jiggling Appendages.
41 Neither shall thee roast the flesh of pets from the store nor shelter, whether cuddly or annoying, for verily it is an abomination unto the Spaghetti Lord, and also of great repulsion to the sane.

As for the gas produced...

ProvHerbs

62 The Gas that comes from eating a full Plate is but the Divine noodle's way of saying, 'You’re Welcome.'

[Sister Charli]

Re: My intro

You would need to communicate with your pouch to find out if he has converted, all the scriptures tells us about pets is we should not eat them

Believe me ...I had no intention of eating my Staffy.

As for the gas produced...
ProvHerbs
62 The Gas that comes from eating a full Plate is but the Divine noodle's way of saying, 'You’re Welcome.'

Wow. Roll out the welcome mat. Quite clearly with all the bottom burps produced someone or something is very very welcome!