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  • #16
    Re: Sex Before Marriage

    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
    So you are in the fifth grade? Shouldn't you be in bed young lady? Why are you even considering doing it at your age???
    Why would I be in fifth grade and talking about a boyfriend I've had for six years? That would make me four when we started dating. That is just absurd.

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    • #17
      Re: Sex Before Marriage

      Originally posted by IHeart View Post
      Why would I be in fifth grade and talking about a boyfriend I've had for six years? That would make me four when we started dating. That is just absurd.
      It certainly is! What were your parents thinking to let you date from age four? Have you been making the beast with two backs with your boyfriend all that time?
      What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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      • #18
        Re: Sex Before Marriage

        Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
        It certainly is! What were your parents thinking to let you date from age four? Have you been making the beast with two backs with your boyfriend all that time?
        Liebral parents are absolutely disgusting. They let their children do anything, I wouldn't be surprised to find out her boyfriend was 15 or 16 when it started.
        Drama queen

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        • #19
          Re: Sex Before Marriage

          Originally posted by Brother Snapper Grogan View Post
          It certainly is! What were your parents thinking to let you date from age four? Have you been making the beast with two backs with your boyfriend all that time?

          It means I'm not in fifth grade grandpa. And who said I was actually having sex?? Last time I checked I'm still a virgin. I was simply asking a question.

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          • #20
            Re: Sex Before Marriage

            Originally posted by IHeart View Post
            Why would I be in fifth grade and talking about a boyfriend I've had for six years? That would make me four when we started dating. That is just absurd.

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            • #21
              Re: Sex Before Marriage

              Originally posted by IHeart View Post
              It means I'm not in fifth grade grandpa. And who said I was actually having sex?? Last time I checked I'm still a virgin. I was simply asking a question.
              I really hope when you said boyfriend you meant a friend who is a male.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • #22
                Re: Sex Before Marriage

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                I really hope when you said boyfriend you meant a friend who is a male.
                I meant what I said. We are dating. Therefore, he is my boyfriend.

                What kind of church is this though? I just had a "pastor" give me an infraction for "Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch". How is that letting Christ shine through you so that you might be a light for those who are lost???

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                • #23
                  Re: Sex Before Marriage

                  Originally posted by IHeart View Post
                  I meant what I said. We are dating. Therefore, he is my boyfriend.

                  What kind of church is this though? I just had a "pastor" give me an infraction for "Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch". How is that letting Christ shine through you so that you might be a light for those who are lost???
                  We are a True Christian(TM) Church that follows the entire Bible. We do not interpret nor ignore passages because they are uncomfortable. Unlike the liebral fuzzy bunny churches that you seem to have been looking for.

                  But hey, if you want to go to a church where you pay 10% of your net to hear what a wonderful person you are, by all means go. Just don't be surprised when you find out you are not written in the book of life and are being dragged off to hell.
                  Drama queen

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                  • #24
                    Re: Sex Before Marriage

                    Originally posted by IHeart View Post
                    I meant what I said. We are dating. Therefore, he is my boyfriend.

                    What kind of church is this though? I just had a "pastor" give me an infraction for "Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch". How is that letting Christ shine through you so that you might be a light for those who are lost???
                    At your age you should be escorted on these "dates" so nothing improper happens. As a female it should be your father who is overseeing this.

                    Accept the infraction, and learn.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Sex Before Marriage

                      Where is Landover Baptist Church located? Is there more than one? Maybe it might be better if I came in and talked to a staff member about my situation and they prayed with me.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Sex Before Marriage

                        Originally posted by IHeart View Post
                        Where is Landover Baptist Church located? Is there more than one? Maybe it might be better if I came in and talked to a staff member about my situation and they prayed with me.
                        First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                        Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                        Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Sex Before Marriage

                          Originally posted by IHeart View Post
                          Where is Landover Baptist Church located? Is there more than one? Maybe it might be better if I came in and talked to a staff member about my situation and they prayed with me.
                          None of our staff is interested in having sex with you, pervert!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Sex Before Marriage

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            None of our staff is interested in having sex with you, pervert!
                            That is a relief because I have no intention of having sex with any of them either.

                            @Pastor E: Doesn't the bible say in Matthew 28:19 to go forth and make diciples of all men? Wouldn't this mean you would have to encounter some unsaved people in order to bring them to Christ and save their souls from hell?

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                            • #29
                              Re: Sex Before Marriage

                              Originally posted by IHeart View Post
                              That is a relief because I have no intention of having sex with any of them either.

                              @Pastor E: Doesn't the bible say in Matthew 28:19 to go forth and make diciples of all men? Wouldn't this mean you would have to encounter some unsaved people in order to bring them to Christ and save their souls from hell?
                              Read the links I posted and stop being a dimbulb.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Sex Before Marriage

                                Originally posted by IHeart View Post
                                That is a relief because I have no intention of having sex with any of them either.

                                @Pastor E: Doesn't the bible say in Matthew 28:19 to go forth and make diciples of all men? Wouldn't this mean you would have to encounter some unsaved people in order to bring them to Christ and save their souls from hell?
                                No, it says disciples of all nations. It also says go. It doesn't say sit your butt in a pew.

                                What do you think I have been doing in Mexico the last three summers? I certainly wasn't sitting around drinking all day, going to strip clubs and doing blow off of hookers' backsides!

                                Once the person has rejected Jesus,

                                Matthew 10 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
                                Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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