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  • Joshua the Godmocker
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    • Aug 2010
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    #1

    Josh

    Hello, my name is Joshua Valentine. I was suddenly hit by a revelation a couple of years ago in a dream, where Jesus told me that he was the Truth, the Way and the Life, and my favourite passage is 1 Corinthians 15:55. I hope I am welcome here.
    Lev.18:22
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
  • Timofey
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    • Jul 2010
    • 172

    #2
    Re: Josh

    All who accept Christ as their savior are welcome here, so welcome Josh!
    Tell us a little about yourself. What church do you attend?
    1 Timothy 5
    23 No longer drink only water, but use a little wine for your stomach’s sake and your frequent infirmities.





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    • Sister Charli
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 1590

      #3
      Re: Josh

      Originally posted by BrotherJoshua View Post
      Hello, my name is Joshua Valentine. I was suddenly hit by a revelation a couple of years ago in a dream, where Jesus told me that he was the Truth, the Way and the Life, and my favourite passage is 1 Corinthians 15:55. I hope I am welcome here.
      G'day Josh.

      That is a strange verse for a "favourite".

      Can you tell us why it is special for you?

      Sister Charli.
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • Jedediah
        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
        Fisher of Men
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2010
        • 6824

        #4
        Re: Josh

        Welcome, friend. Have you been baptized? Do you have a family? Where do you worship?
        II Thessalonians 1:7-9
        And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
        In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
        Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



        The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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        • Joshua the Godmocker
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          • Aug 2010
          • 29

          #5
          Re: Josh

          Tomfey: I am currently a traveller, spreading the Word and staying with any good Christian family that will have me. I have slept on the streets more times than I can count.

          Sister Charli: I am drawn to that passage because it reminds us that the Lord has taken the sting from death, and so that we can forever remain in His Glory without worry.

          Jedediah: I have been baptised, but currently have no family.
          Lev.18:22
          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Josh

            If you have no family how did you get here?

            Who's brother are you?


            I'd like to hear the whole story, pal.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Joshua the Godmocker
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              • Aug 2010
              • 29

              #7
              Re: Josh

              Nah, it's all a lie.
              I stopped being a Christian lo~ng ago, because it sickened me so much that I shared a faith with perverts like you. I'm currently a haruhiist and a Mage. I'm everyone's Brother, I can't separate myself from the rest of Humanity. I do travel, but only to visit the various Shrines scattered across the world. I've long since lost contact with my family, and eke out a living doing odd jobs.

              Oh, yeah. You won't like this, but I'm also pansexual.
              Lev.18:22
              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Josh

                Originally posted by BrotherJoshua View Post
                Nah, it's all a lie.
                I stopped being a Christian lo~ng ago, because it sickened me so much that I shared a faith with perverts like you. I'm currently a haruhiist and a Mage. I'm everyone's Brother, I can't separate myself from the rest of Humanity. I do travel, but only to visit the various Shrines scattered across the world. I've long since lost contact with my family, and eke out a living doing odd jobs.

                Oh, yeah. You won't like this, but I'm also pansexual.
                So what you're saying is you came in here to lie to us and mock Jesus.

                Are you proud of yourself?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Joshua the Godmocker
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                  • Aug 2010
                  • 29

                  #9
                  Re: Josh

                  Whether I'm proud of myself is neither here nor there.
                  I didn't come here to lie. I lied because I don't think I would have been treated at all well if I hadn't.
                  Lev.18:22
                  Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                  • Seth Campbell
                    Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1565

                    #10
                    Re: Josh

                    Originally posted by BrotherJoshua View Post
                    Nah, it's all a lie.
                    I stopped being a Christian lo~ng ago, because it sickened me so much that I shared a faith with perverts like you. I'm currently a haruhiist and a Mage. I'm everyone's Brother, I can't separate myself from the rest of Humanity. I do travel, but only to visit the various Shrines scattered across the world. I've long since lost contact with my family, and eke out a living doing odd jobs.

                    Oh, yeah. You won't like this, but I'm also pansexual.
                    Wonderful, yet another teenager that can't tell reality from fiction and will hump anything that moves

                    Why do they come here?
                    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                    • Brother Alex
                      True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                      Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                      A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 860

                      #11
                      Re: Josh

                      Originally posted by BrotherJoshua View Post
                      Nah, it's all a lie.
                      I stopped being a Christian lo~ng ago, because it sickened me so much that I shared a faith with perverts like you. I'm currently a haruhiist and a Mage. I'm everyone's Brother, I can't separate myself from the rest of Humanity. I do travel, but only to visit the various Shrines scattered across the world. I've long since lost contact with my family, and eke out a living doing odd jobs.

                      Oh, yeah. You won't like this, but I'm also pansexual.
                      I suspect that God made you into a liar for abandoning Christ and converting to paganism. I think we all know what happens to people like you...
                      Exodus 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

                      Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
                      PROOF: America in the Bible!
                      8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                      The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                      (Psalm 9:17)

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #12
                        Re: Josh

                        Originally posted by Joshua the Godmocker View Post
                        ...
                        Oh, yeah. You won't like this, but I'm also pansexual.
                        You have sex with pans. That is really perverted and sick.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Joshua the Godmocker
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                          • Aug 2010
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                          #13
                          Re: Josh

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          You have sex with pans. That is really perverted and sick.
                          You people are far too sheltered...
                          the Pan in Pansexual does not refer to actual pans. It comes from the latin meaning 'all'. It refers to someone who is capable of falling in love with someone without seeing their gender.
                          As a side note, I'm still a virgin.

                          Everything else....it's almost not worth responding to...
                          Lev.18:22
                          Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                          • Brother Alex
                            True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                            Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                            A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 860

                            #14
                            Re: Josh

                            Originally posted by Joshua the Godmocker View Post
                            You people are far too sheltered...
                            the Pan in Pansexual does not refer to actual pans. It comes from the latin meaning 'all'. It refers to someone who is capable of falling in love with someone without seeing their gender.
                            As a side note, I'm still a virgin.
                            So you're also a homersexual? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
                            PROOF: America in the Bible!
                            8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                            The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                            (Psalm 9:17)

                            Add me on
                            Facebook!

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                            • Joshua the Godmocker
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                              • Aug 2010
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                              #15
                              Re: Josh

                              Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                              So you're also a homersexual? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
                              You DO realise it's spelled homosexual, right? Homersexuals don't exist....
                              Yes, I have had romantic feelings for people of the same gender. If I don't believe in Jesus, I don't think there's any way I can hate him.
                              Lev.18:22
                              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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