[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello Landover

Okay! I didn't know if there was a special test one had to pass or anything hehe so I figured it would be best to ask.

I should get back to my morning Bible study actually (if I slack off again my daddy is going to lock me in the prayer closet).

Thank you for the advise sir!

Some suggested reading for your prayer closet can be found here, here and here.

[Sister Christina]

Re: Hello Landover



Annie1 - Whatever you do, DO NOT click those links provided by Jo Freddie. He's an evil pirate trying to convince innocent and gullable beings to join him in his perverted pasta affairs.

Whenever you see him; RUN!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello Landover

Annie1 - Whatever you do, DO NOT click those links provided by Jo Freddie. He's an evil pirate trying to convince innocent and gullable beings to join him in his perverted pasta affairs.

Whenever you see him; RUN!

Annie1 comes in search of Truth and you try to deflect her away from it. Why do you hate God so much, is it because your imaginary friend tells you to?

[Sister Christina]

Re: Hello Landover

Annie1 comes in search of Truth and you try to deflect her away from it. Why do you hate God so much, is it because your imaginary friend tells you to?

Control your curiosity, Annie. Do NOT click the link.

I do not hate the Lord, Jo. I love Him and I have all my trust in Him.

You, on the other hand, seem to be contradicting your own Pasta Monster's so-called 'condiments' by calling Jesus 'my imaginary friend'.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello Landover

Control your curiosity, Annie. Do NOT click the link.

That link is all about God...

I do not hate the Lord, Jo. I love Him and I have all my trust in Him.

You, on the other hand, seem to be contradicting your own Pasta Monster's so-called 'condiments' by calling Jesus 'my imaginary friend'.

And which of the condiments would that be?
(Please bear in mind the Disclaimer)

[Sister Christina]

Re: Hello Landover

And which of the condiments would that be?
(Please bear in mind the Disclaimer)

This.

2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello Landover

This.

2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

subjugate
1. To bring under control; conquer.
2. To make subservient; enslave.

I have no desire to conquer or enslave anyone, in bringing the TRUTH to people I am in fact helping to release them from the control of the myth of your imaginary friend, and to escape the enslavement of your church. As these are my motivations I am not being Mean To Others, far from it.

Now I know that due the deep brainwashing that the church as performed on people it may feel like I am being mean but that is just the control and enslavement, that I am trying to release people from, fighting back.

[Sister Christina]

Re: Hello Landover

subjugate
1. To bring under control; conquer.
2. To make subservient; enslave.

I have no desire to conquer or enslave anyone, in bringing the TRUTH to people I am in fact helping to release them from the control of the myth of your imaginary friend, and to escape the enslavement of your church. As these are my motivations I am not being Mean To Others, far from it.

Now I know that due the deep brainwashing that the church as performed on people it may feel like I am being mean but that is just the control and enslavement, that I am trying to release people from, fighting back.

You ARE being mean!

And now we're at it, there's also this:

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

Why don't you just let us be, so we can do our thing and go to Heaven(c) to be with our Lord!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello Landover

You ARE being mean!

And now we're at it, there's also this:

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

Does it not also say "When Describing My Noodly Goodness." so He is fine with me telling you about him, and according to my own reason and my own common sense I am not acting "Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass" (you may disagree and that is your right) so I have not contravened the first of The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"

Why don't you just let us be, so we can do our thing and go to Heaven© to be with our Lord!

The Heaven you speak of is nothing more then a construct of your church used to Subjugate you. You would have a much better time in the real Heaven, firstly because it it exists, and secondly, sound a lot more fun then the false heaven of the KJV-CFT.

[Sister Christina]

Re: Hello Landover

The Heaven you speak of is nothing more then a construct of your church used to Subjugate you. You would have a much better time in the real Heaven, firstly because it it exists, and secondly, sound a lot more fun then the false heaven of the KJV-CFT.

I don't like your attitude, Jo Freddie. You are trying to trick me into believing that everything I build my Faith(r) upon is a fairytale.

You WILL NOT succeed though. I have proof that my God is the REAL one and I will be the one in the REAL Heaven(c).

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Genesis 1:1

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello Landover

I don't like your attitude, Jo Freddie. You are trying to trick me into believing that everything I build my Faith upon is a fairytale® .

It is

You WILL NOT succeed though. I have proof that my God is the REAL one and I will be the one in the REAL Heaven©.

And that is?

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Genesis 1:1

Yes He (He being The Flying Spaghetti Monster, not the "god" of the KJV-CFT) did.....

Five Thousand Years Ago:
The Beginning

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older then it actually is. Photons were placed individually, en route to earth, ostensibly emitted millions of years ago from stars across the galaxy. In reality, we know that each proton was divinely placed and red-shifted (The universe appears to be expanding, much like cooked pasta, as illustrated by observed light from distant galaxies shifting toward the Marinara Spectrum. Some scientists cite this as support for His preference for red sauce, but they are most likely idiots) appropriately to make the universe appear to be billions of years old. We are still finding His camouflage methods at work today; each time scientists discover apparent evidence of billions-of-years-old universe, we can be assured that this is just more elaborate preparation He put in place.

[Sister Christina]

Re: Hello Landover

blahblahblah

Anyways...stop derailing this sweet young christian lady's thread and take your sauce somewhere else.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello Landover

Anyways...stop derailing this sweet young christian lady's thread and take your sauce somewhere else.

I was just showing her where to find truth. It was you that started to derail this topic, I merely responded.

[Annie1]

Re: Hello Landover

There's a pirate in my thread....

I know the truth mister pirate, and you would too if you read The Bible

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello Landover

There's a pirate in my thread....

I know the truth mister pirate, and you would too if you read The Bible

Amen Sister! Jo is just bitter, he tries everyday to discredit Christianity and promote his pasta based religion all to no avail.

Matthew 24
11And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
12And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.
13But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

I think God's message is pretty clear