Greetings

[Jo Freddie]

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As you well know, pasta does not belong in taco salad. It's like catsup on a hot dog. I can only assume you put it there as a pean to your imaginary pasta friend. You claim this is not akin to transubstantiation, but how can this not be cannibalism in your twisted mythology? If someone gave me a flesh-flavored loaf of bread, I'd be thinking "Last Supper" for sure. I was going for Mexican tonight, but you've wrecked it.

Not cannibalistic in the slightest

FAQ 69: And the Dalai Llama Answered: “The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not pasta, but a deity who chooses to represent Himself as pasta.

The pasta is not flesh flavoured, that is the beef, bovine flesh flavour.

[landoverlover]

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Why?

PASTA TACO SALAD
8 oz. Ranch salad dressing
1 pkg. taco seasoning
1 lb. ground beef
1/4 c. chopped onion
1/4 bottle taco sauce
1/2 box spiral pasta
1 can chili kidney beans
1 sm. can black olives, chopped

Cook pasta until done. Brown the ground beef with the onion. Mix all ingredients together in bowl. Best if its mixed the day before eating. Keep in the refrigerator.

As you well know, pasta does not belong in taco salad. It's like catsup on a hot dog. I can only assume you put it there as a pean to your imaginary pasta friend. You claim this is not akin to transubstantiation, but how can this not be cannibalism in your twisted mythology? If someone gave me a flesh-flavored loaf of bread, I'd be thinking "Last Supper" for sure. I was going for Mexican tonight, but you've wrecked it.

[Timofey]

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Welcome Hugo!

What did you do to end up in the clink?

Jo Freddie, taco seasoning is full of chemicals!

Corinthians 6
19 What! know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

[Jo Freddie]

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Leave out your mamasita's taco recipes, ok?

Why?

PASTA TACO SALAD
8 oz. Ranch salad dressing
1 pkg. taco seasoning
1 lb. ground beef
1/4 c. chopped onion
1/4 bottle taco sauce
1/2 box spiral pasta
1 can chili kidney beans
1 sm. can black olives, chopped

Cook pasta until done. Brown the ground beef with the onion. Mix all ingredients together in bowl. Best if its mixed the day before eating. Keep in the refrigerator.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Introductions are where you tell us about yourself, not where you tell us to ask questions.

Please tell us about your personal relationship with Jesus, and the trials and tribulations He has lain before you along the way. Your testimony will inspire others, I'm sure.

Leave out your mamasita's taco recipes, ok?

[landoverlover]

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Hello Sister Charli,

I currently reside in England, though my roots are South American. I minister to this sideways towns only Baptist denomination. It is an interesting mission, the people here take sin in their stride, but I believe I am right to be here.

Matthew 25:14 For the kingdom of heaven is a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

I found the Lord in a cold cell, for days all I had to read was the Bible, and eventually He came by my side to support me.

Were you put in jail for homosexuality? (I understand there is a lot of that behavior going around in England.) I was interested in your ministering to sideways towns. What are your favorite sins to minister to? Do you do this as a hobby and cast out demons, or are you seeking to become an Ordained Baptist Pastor?

[Hugo]

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Hello Brother Hugo,

Where are you from? What church do you go to? How did you find Jesus?

Hello Sister Charli,

I currently reside in England, though my roots are South American. I minister to this sideways towns only Baptist denomination. It is an interesting mission, the people here take sin in their stride, but I believe I am right to be here.

Matthew 25:14 For the kingdom of heaven is a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.

I found the Lord in a cold cell, for days all I had to read was the Bible, and eventually He came by my side to support me.

[Sister Charli]

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Hello Brother Hugo,

Where are you from? What church do you go to? How did you find Jesus?

[Disciple Luke]

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Welcome Hugo.

I'll pass on that kiss if you don't mind.

Stevie (Christian Rover) can have mine.

[Hugo]

Greetings and salutations, friends.

I was saved just three years ago, and am requiring of an evangelical fellowship to spread the Good News with. I sincerely hope we can work together to glorify the Lord.

Please be forthcoming with your queries.

1 Thessalonians 5:26 Greet all the brethren with an holy kiss.