[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi there

Do you know it for a fact because you believe it to be true, and so it must? Or perhaps you know it for a fact because there is a way to prove that God exists. I want to know how you know.

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[Questionable Faith]

Re: Hi there

I know for a fact that God exists.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Do you know it for a fact because you believe it to be true, and so it must? Or perhaps you know it for a fact because there is a way to prove that God exists. I want to know how you know.

[PetitionLady]

Re: Hi there

Oh I know Ms. Petition. I don't know what sort of horrible demonic influence causes these people to post their harlotry and blasphemies all over this nice forum. But you know what? Every time I see one of their horrible heathen posts I am reminded of some wonderful bits of scripture from the book of Matthew.

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12

"Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it." Matthew 7:13-14

So try not to be too offended at their demon-speak. It proves we are blessed and reminds us that we are on the narrow path to Heaven.

Thank you so very much for reminding me of those beautiful verses. I really needed to hear them this morning, in more ways than I can say.

They go hand in hand with what I was just reading: 2 Corinthians 4:8-9

Thanks again and have a peaceful day.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Hi there

Thank you for not quoting her trash talk. Where do all these freaks come from? This board seems to have an overwhelming number of them.

Oh I know Ms. Petition. I don't know what sort of horrible demonic influence causes these people to post their harlotry and blasphemies all over this nice forum. But you know what? Every time I see one of their horrible heathen posts I am reminded of some wonderful bits of scripture from the book of Matthew.

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12

"Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it." Matthew 7:13-14

So try not to be too offended at their demon-speak. It proves we are blessed and reminds us that we are on the narrow path to Heaven.

[PetitionLady]

Re: Hi there

You miserable harlot, what I meant was you should get on your knees and pray.

Thank you for not quoting her trash talk. Where do all these freaks come from? This board seems to have an overwhelming number of them.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hi there

Would you?

Thank you for your enquiry: yes I have considered that.

Regarding Sister Lycia's comment, she is referring to a different experience than when demons enter you: demons tend to come in groups and are difficult to get rid of. A companion whom you don't want to leave you is much more fulfilling.

But you didn't answer my question..

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Hi there

-Blasphemous pornography deleted-

You miserable harlot, what I meant was you should get on your knees and pray.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Hi there

Its not too late! God in His infinite mercy has seen fit not to smite you just yet. Get on your knees and let the Holy Spirit enter you before its too late!

So you think God likes it doggy style? Apparently being a virgin for all your life does weird things with your mind.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Hi there

Would you?

Would you be willing to reconsider your whorish ways and repent?

"Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind," 1 Corinthians 6:9

Its not too late! God in His infinite mercy has seen fit not to smite you just yet. Get on your knees and let the Holy Spirit enter you before its too late!

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Hi there

Would you be willing to consider that the sun, did not exist?

Would you?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hi there

Are you willing to consider being wrong about God's existence?

Hello Miss Girl. I sometimes work in The Netherlands, it is very pretty - but there are a lot of demonic behaviours, too. Would you be willing to consider that the sun, did not exist?

[despising david]

Re: Hi there

Hi! I'm an atheist willing to learn about Christianity, not convert but learn.

See you all around, friends (:

I'm just glad that Athiests are to dumb to realize that they are completely ubsurd and ridiculous. How vainly painful it is to listen to them talk, Why would she want to learn about how to join the greatness of Christ and avoid the eternal lake of fire but not want to join the group that is going to heaven to laugh at her while she is burning for eternity? Atleast she won't be in heaven to ruin our sanctity with her pig minded athiest thoughts

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: Hi there

Alas, beauty is a fleeting thing and will not be of any help to you once you're in the eternal lake of fire.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Hi there

That would be absurd. I know for a fact that God exists.

Thank you for proving my point.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hi there

..I have the right to express my opinions, American Christians won't suppress my opinions, what *** **** happened to freedom of expression? America is already screwed up as it is. The last thing they need is more pro-suppression beings around.

The KJV is one of the MANY version of the bible available out there. What makes you think you're right and every other religion is wrong? I'd like to know, really..

..Supernatural ideas evolved from a need to explain the unexplained. These ideas benefited small secluded groups in many ways. It removed the finality of death, governed the unwatched, empowered authority figures and in general gave a sense of security to most..

etc., etc.,
This is starting to sound like a comparative religion seminar (after the style of Leningrad State University, once upon a time)

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