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  • Welcome to Landover Fluffy Bunny Christians!!

    You may well ask "What pray tell is a Fluffy Bunny Christian?" I'm so glad you asked. Fluffy Bunny Christians suffer under the delusion that "God is Love".
    They have a unique ability to mentally photo-shop out all the parts of the Bible that do not neatly fit into their vision of how things ought to be. In PC speak, they are reality challenged individuals.

    Somehow they try to rationalize away all those thousands of Bible verses that show that God is a wrathful,vindictive individual who will not abide weakness of any kind. For example in Genesis 19, the Story of Lot and Sodom and Gomorrah, Did God cut Lot's wife any slack? Was she given more than one chance to obey God's directive that as they leave the city, they were not to look back? No!! One eyeball over her shoulder and she became a pillar of salt.

    The reality of a Fluffy Bunny view of Christianity can easily be dismissed by seeing the bunny for what it really is; easy pickings for animals higher up the food chain! In reality Fluffy Bunny Christians are easy pickings for Satan and believe they are real Christians right up to the point when they are tossed into the Lake of Fire!!
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    Nahum 1:2

    God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


    If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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    Re: Welcome to Landover Fluffy Bunny Christians!!

    What a moving and truthful witnessing of His truth!
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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      Re: Welcome to Landover Fluffy Bunny Christians!!

      'Spot' on, Brother Barnabus! I think this 'fluffy bunny Christian' stuff does way more harm than good. At least back when men were men, either you were a True Christian™ or you were not. You believed in God and the ENTIRE Bible or you knew you were going to hell. Now we have billions of soccer moms in mini-vans and enormous SUVs thinking they are going to Heaven. I am so glad to know I am going in the back door (two knocks, pause, three quick sharp raps)


      instead of through the main terminal.


      The lines and smells at the complaint desk will be stifling!
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        Re: Welcome to Landover Fluffy Bunny Christians!!

        Originally posted by Brother Barnabus View Post
        You may well ask "What pray tell is a Fluffy Bunny Christian?" I'm so glad you asked. Fluffy Bunny Christians suffer under the delusion that "God is Love".
        Science has proven that the Bible is NOT all about Love.
        Yours In Christ,

        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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          Re: Welcome to Landover Fluffy Bunny Christians!!

          Thank you Brother, I have bookmarked this and will be linking to it often.
          Drama queen

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            Re: Welcome to Landover Fluffy Bunny Christians!!

            Unfortunately Fluffy Bunny "Christians" have still to much power to harass and to persecute the true Christians, e.g. in parliaments, medias, courts etc. Neverthelsess not later as in fifty years they will wake up in a Sharia law states - the former Western countries, or directly in Hell. The true Believe in God is firstly the strictly following the Holy Bible ( KJV ), understanding that the God's Law must be obeyed, without any stupid discussions about possibilities not to follow it. Unfortunately the Fluffy Bunny "Churches" make anything to mislead the Christians in wrong destinations. Only Holy Bible can tell the Truth, not a political correct homosexual "priest" in a practically dead Church. Pray to God and he will show the Right Way to him!
            Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
            The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

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              Re: Welcome to Landover Fluffy Bunny Christians!!

              Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
              Science has proven that the Bible is NOT all about Love.
              Amen Brother Gabe. Isn't it ironic that Adolph Hitler is considered by Fluffy Bunny, God is Love Christians to be a monster who epitomizes evil? When in fact, he at least had the decency to gas the victims of the extermination camps before cremating them. While God on the other hand, prefers to cast His enemies into an everlasting lake of fire in a conscious state. If this is love, I'd hate to see what hate is.
              Nahum 1:2

              God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


              If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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