[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: Greetings

The weather here is always Grey as Steel.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Greetings

Yes indeed I am, I'm on the border of Countys Derry & Donegal.

I've made donations to the Muff Diving Club during flag days.

http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/

I once saw it featured in a late night comedy show, but I could not figure out what the hilarity was about.

As for the witches, in the Cursed city of Derry, there are a huge number of Romanian witches, somewhere to start perhaps. No one will notice the disappearance of a few Roma witches.

Yes, Muff's diving club is a very open and welcoming kind of place. I'd love to go back, my wife also enjoyed it immensely, despite the cole raine that day.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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Are you in Donegal? Plenty of lonely glens there just like Scotland. I remember going diving in Muff not too long ago and thought it was pretty much like the empty Scottish highlands where God's smiting can be done discreetly.

Plus you have all the heretic fanatics on both sides of the divide there.

I, unfortunately for such purposes, am in rather more densely populated southern Spain.

Yes indeed I am, I'm on the border of Countys Derry & Donegal.

I've made donations to the Muff Diving Club during flag days.

http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/

I once saw it featured in a late night comedy show, but I could not figure out what the hilarity was about.

As for the witches, in the Cursed city of Derry, there are a huge number of Romanian witches, somewhere to start perhaps. No one will notice the disappearance of a few Roma witches.

[Cursed]

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to your guys standards I wasn't going to be able to get in there anyway. I wasn't a true Christian, I was a methodist

Ms. Rain Dancer, it's not Landover Baptist's standards you must meet.

They are the standards of the LORD GOD.

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Did Landover Baptist write that? No. It's in the Holy Bible.

So don't blame Landover Baptist when you're burning in Hell. If you must blame someone besides yourself, blame GOD.

I know it's not fair, and it doesn't seem right... but He's not concerned with whether or not we think it's fair or right. He told us how to get to Heaven, we can either follow the directions or ignore them.

[BelieverInGod]

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to your guys standards I wasn't going to be able to get in there anyway. I wasn't a true Christian, I was a methodist

So instead of bothering to go through the effort of actually following the Bible, you'd rather spit in Jesus face for 80 +/- hedonistic years. Fine, enjoy your eternity in Hell, I'm sure you'll be thinking it was well worth it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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to your guys standards I wasn't going to be able to get in there anyway. I wasn't a true Christian, I was a methodist

It's never too late to repent! Renonce satan! Do it now! BEG Jesus to wash you in His sweet, sweet blood!

[Rain Dancer]

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to your guys standards I wasn't going to be able to get in there anyway. I wasn't a true Christian, I was a methodist

[James Dewitt]

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my mother was christian :/ and so was I until I met my ex-boyfriend

I didn't come here to start any violence, and were I come from that type of stuff is illegal, christian or not

That explains a lot, you are a bastard child, that rather sad. I mean even if you get right with Jesus, there is not much hope for you.
Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

[Rain Dancer]

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What did you do to drive your father from HIS home? Is your mother a witch whore?

my mother was christian :/ and so was I until I met my ex-boyfriend

I didn't come here to start any violence, and were I come from that type of stuff is illegal, christian or not

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Since you must follow secular law, local witch hunts are inadvisable.

However, there are some nice places in Africa where burning witches would be perfectly legal.

Maybe Landover Baptist can throw a lottery for the wiccans for free trips to Africa, then accompany the "winners" on the "safari," which ends in the witches totally legal burning at the stake and the True Christians™ rejoicing in GOD's glory?

Just a thought.

Local ordinances in and around Feeehold tend to favor True Christian(tm) doctrine. I'm just sayin'...

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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In the remote and wild north-west of Ireland?

If I chase the witch onto my land then, as a registered shot gun owner, I could execute her as a trespasser. The local Garda Síochana (police) are always sypathetic to local land owners. All I need to do is claim witch defence.

Are you in Donegal? Plenty of lonely glens there just like Scotland. I remember going diving in Muff not too long ago and thought it was pretty much like the empty Scottish highlands where God's smiting can be done discreetly.

Plus you have all the heretic fanatics on both sides of the divide there.

I, unfortunately for such purposes, am in rather more densely populated southern Spain.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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But I wouldn't mind a fact finding trip to the dark country of Africa. Just to see how it should be done by experienced Landoverians.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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Since you must follow secular law, local witch hunts are inadvisable.

However, there are some nice places in Africa where burning witches would be perfectly legal.

Maybe Landover Baptist can throw a lottery for the wiccans for free trips to Africa, then accompany the "winners" on the "safari," which ends in the witches totally legal burning at the stake and the True Christians™ rejoicing in GOD's glory?

Just a thought.

In the remote and wild north-west of Ireland?

If I chase the witch onto my land then, as a registered shot gun owner, I could execute her as a trespasser. The local Garda Síochana (police) are always sypathetic to local land owners. All I need to do is claim witch defence.

[Cursed]

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Since you must follow secular law, local witch hunts are inadvisable.

However, there are some nice places in Africa where burning witches would be perfectly legal.

Maybe Landover Baptist can throw a lottery for the wiccans for free trips to Africa, then accompany the "winners" on the "safari," which ends in the witches totally legal burning at the stake and the True Christians™ rejoicing in GOD's glory?

Just a thought.

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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I think the last one in my part of the world was in the 1711 all they got was pilloried and imprisonment for 12 months.

Perhaps you and I could start our own Witch hunts/trials. Only with the blessing of the Landover Baptist Church elders of course.