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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #61
    Re: Mohawk Girl

    Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
    -Sigh-

    I am not a satanist.
    Do I worship a fake god? That is possible. Do I worship the devil? F*ck that.
    Can you mail me one of those 'dream' things. You know, those cheesy things made of two sticks covered in yarn? I'd pick up in person but all you injuns have that 'smell', I am sure you know it all too well and understand.

    My littlest wants to use it as a flyswatter.

    Thanks!

    YIC
    JH



    PS: You should stop worshiping the moon and that other wacky stuff and come to Jesus.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Professor Bessemer
      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
      True Christian™
      • May 2009
      • 2952

      #62
      Re: Mohawk Girl

      Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
      -Sigh-

      I am not a satanist.
      Do I worship a fake god? That is possible. Do I worship the devil? F*ck that.
      Now now, I know you so called nobel savages all use profanity from a very early age, but this is a Holy forum. Please refrain from using curse words young lady.

      And remember, this is not a public place, your posting privileges are at our discretion. Now apologize to all those you might have offended right away!
      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #63
        Re: Mohawk Girl

        Don't they have any Baptist churches in your Indian reservation?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Mohawk Mustang
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2011
          • 50

          #64
          Re: Mohawk Girl

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Can you mail me one of those 'dream' things. You know, those cheesy things made of two sticks covered in yarn? I'd pick up in person but all you injuns have that 'smell', I am sure you know it all too well and understand.

          My littlest wants to use it as a flyswatter.

          Thanks!

          YIC
          JH



          PS: You should stop worshiping the moon and that other wacky stuff and come to Jesus.
          Sadly, I can't make them very well. But I can send you the instructions to make one. I think its adorable that your kid wants to use it as a fly swatter

          Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
          Now now, I know you so called nobel savages all use profanity from a very early age, but this is a Holy forum. Please refrain from using curse words young lady.

          And remember, this is not a public place, your posting privileges are at our discretion. Now apologize to all those you might have offended right away!
          To all I have offended;
          Please accept my sincerest apologies.

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          • Brother Harold Porter
            Landover Senior Outreach
            Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 8236

            #65
            Re: Mohawk Girl

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Can you mail me one of those 'dream' things. You know, those cheesy things made of two sticks covered in yarn? I'd pick up in person but all you injuns have that 'smell', I am sure you know it all too well and understand.

            My littlest wants to use it as a flyswatter.

            Thanks!

            YIC
            JH



            PS: You should stop worshiping the moon and that other wacky stuff and come to Jesus.
            She would just want it back the next day, Brother.
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • Mohawk Mustang
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jan 2011
              • 50

              #66
              Re: Mohawk Girl

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              Don't they have any Baptist churches in your Indian reservation?
              I don't live on the reservation, but there is a Baptist church near where I live.

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              • TheLordSavedMe
                A young lady servicing the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 579

                #67
                Re: Mohawk Girl

                Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
                To all I have offended;
                Please accept my sincerest apologies.
                Way to GO!!!

                You should NEVER swear here Mohawk, cuz this is God's Favorite Forum©! If you swear here, it's like swearing in Church!







                Tammi


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                He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                • Mohawk Mustang
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 50

                  #68
                  Re: Mohawk Girl

                  Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                  She would just want it back the next day, Brother.
                  No comment

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                  • Brother Harold Porter
                    Landover Senior Outreach
                    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 8236

                    #69
                    Re: Mohawk Girl

                    Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
                    No comment
                    Indeed. Tell me, do you work at the casino? Or do the shakes preclude you from working at all?

                    In Christ
                    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                    • Mohawk Mustang
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 50

                      #70
                      Re: Mohawk Girl

                      Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                      Way to GO!!!

                      You should NEVER swear here Mohawk, cuz this is God's Favorite Forum©! If you swear here, it's like swearing in Church!







                      Tammi
                      Haha, ok, Tammi. It won't happen again!

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                      • Mohawk Mustang
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 50

                        #71
                        Re: Mohawk Girl

                        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                        Indeed. Tell me, do you work at the casino? Or do the shakes preclude you from working at all?

                        In Christ

                        I work, but not at a casino. I hunt and sell animal furs part time, and I am a mechanic. My boyfriend is a mechanic, too. Actually, we just got a Ford F150 yesterday.

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                        • Brother Harold Porter
                          Landover Senior Outreach
                          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 8236

                          #72
                          Re: Mohawk Girl

                          Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
                          I work, but not at a casino. I hunt and sell animal furs part time, and I am a mechanic. My boyfriend is a mechanic, too. Actually, we just got a Ford F150 yesterday.
                          That's swell. But what good is the truck without the title? Or is this not required on the reservation?

                          In Christ
                          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                          • Mohawk Mustang
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 50

                            #73
                            Re: Mohawk Girl

                            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                            That's swell. But what good is the truck without the title? Or is this not required on the reservation?

                            In Christ
                            What do you mean, "without the title" ?

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                            • Lycia The Repentant
                              Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                              Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 2019

                              #74
                              Re: Mohawk Girl

                              Originally posted by Mohawk Mustang View Post
                              What do you mean, "without the title" ?
                              The car title, heathen.

                              Now, you said you're here to learn about True Christianity(tm). Are you interested in converting? Are there any questions you have about it? I'm not sure if we have an Ex-Injun program here, but I'm sure the pastors here could do something for you with the right tithe.
                              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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                              • Mohawk Mustang
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 50

                                #75
                                Re: Mohawk Girl

                                Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
                                The car title, heathen.

                                Now, you said you're here to learn about True Christianity™. Are you interested in converting? Are there any questions you have about it? I'm not sure if we have an Ex-Injun program here, but I'm sure the pastors here could do something for you with the right tithe.
                                I'm considering converting.

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