17 years old, no church, no betrothed

[childofgodslove]

My parents are Catholics, and believe I am an atheist, because I have no hope of talking to them about anything related to God-which means, no church.

My dad hasn't found me a husband, and, in fact, demands of me that I go to college! It's atrocious. I dropped out of high school as soon as possible. I'm still trying to learn to cook!

I found Jesus in the 7th grade, when I learned that my math teacher was a Christian.

I'm still trying to find a handsome, straight, young male. I want to bear a son first, so I'm looking for a male whom isn't lazy, due to the high prices of medical testing. Without the help of a good, Christian community, this has been hard.

Anyway, I'm Sammy. Nice to meet all of you!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

It sounds like Jesus sent you here in the nick of time, girl. The reason you are so confused is because you were raised by papist idolators. Catholics are no more Christian than Barack HUSSEIN Obama, did you know that?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Harold C. Howard]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

My parents are Catholics, and believe I am an atheist, because I have no hope of talking to them about anything related to God-which means, no church.

My dad hasn't found me a husband, and, in fact, demands of me that I go to college! It's atrocious. I dropped out of high school as soon as possible. I'm still trying to learn to cook!

I found Jesus in the 7th grade, when I learned that my math teacher was a Christian.

I'm still trying to find a handsome, straight, young WHITE male. I want to bear a son first, so I'm looking for a male whom isn't lazy, due to the high prices of medical testing. Without the help of a good, Christian community, this has been hard.

Anyway, I'm Sammy. Nice to meet all of you!

Fixed.

[childofgodslove]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

Fixed.

There shouldn't have even been a question. Interracial breeding is disgusting.

[childofgodslove]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

It sounds like Jesus sent you here in the nick of time, girl. The reason you are so confused is because you were raised by papist idolators. Catholics are no more Christian than Barack HUSSEIN Obama, did you know that?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I actually have a question:
Doesn't God have unlimited bandwidth?

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

I actually have a question:
Doesn't God have unlimited bandwidth?

God has led you to the most Godly place on the internet web network and the first question you can think of is some techno-nerd-babble nonsense about big bands? You're going to need a miracle, but I suspect the True Christians™ in this forum can quickly fill you with so much Holy Spirit, it'll be a miracle if you walk straight for a few days! Praise God!

Tell us more about yourself. Do you know how to at least bake desserts? When it comes to gardening, how are you with hydraulic tractor/tiller/log-splitter attachments? Do you have any brothers?

Washed In Blood,
Harry Lester

[luke.bishop]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

I'm still trying to find a handsome, straight, young male.

im all three of above

pm?

[MissionaryOnAMission]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

im all three of above

pm?

This is not the place for that!

I will pray for you.

Praise Jesus

[childofgodslove]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

God has led you to the most Godly place on the internet web network and the first question you can think of is some techno-nerd-babble nonsense about big bands? You're going to need a miracle, but I suspect the True Christians™ in this forum can quickly fill you with so much Holy Spirit, it'll be a miracle if you walk straight for a few days! Praise God!

Tell us more about yourself. Do you know how to at least bake desserts? When it comes to gardening, how are you with hydraulic tractor/tiller/log-splitter attachments? Do you have any brothers?

Washed In Blood,
Harry Lester

Desserts, yeah. It's probably in my DNA.
"hydraulic tractor/tiller/log-splitter attachments" Smaller words, please; I'm a lady. However, I can grow some pretty good strawberries and jalapenos.
I have one brother. He married a Catholic whore.
But, they're divorced now, so, all is well.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

A man told me:
You should read the TOS. All of it.
Down to the bottom.
Especially the bottom.
Because, in the case of a man, knowledge is power. Women should never learn.

Typical comments from an inferiorwoman. Women need to learn how to bake, clean and remove stains.

[MissionaryOnAMission]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

Typical comments from an inferiorwoman. Women need to learn how to bake, clean and remove stains.

And obey her husband.

[childofgodslove]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

Typical comments from an inferiorwoman. Women need to learn how to bake, clean and remove stains.

"Women should never learn."
I believe I already stated that.
If you'll notice, I also pointed out that a MAN was my informant.

[Bible Student]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

Originally Posted by childofgodslove
I'm still trying to find a handsome, straight, young male.

im all three of above

pm?

Where did you get the idea that this was a pickup joint? Keep your lustful thoughts to yourself.

You present the aura of a loser. Do you expect any decent woman to fall for that line? Why would anyone choose someone who did not complete fourth grade? You would be worthless as a provider. Your prospects would be much greater if you had graduated from high school and even more so college. I am intuiting your educational level by the fact that you have not yet learned about capitalization nor punctuation.

[childofgodslove]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

Where did you get the idea that this was a pickup joint? Keep your lustful thoughts to yourself.

You present the aura of a loser. Do you expect any decent woman to fall for that line? Why would anyone choose someone who did not complete fourth grade? You would be worthless as a provider. Your prospects would be much greater if you had graduated from high school and even more so college. I am intuiting your educational level by the fact that you have not yet learned about capitalization nor punctuation.

Thank you.

[Bible Student]

Re: 17 years old, no church, no betrothed

Originally Posted by Bible Student
Where did you get the idea that this was a pickup joint? Keep your lustful thoughts to yourself.

You present the aura of a loser. Do you expect any decent woman to fall for that line? Why would anyone choose someone who did not complete fourth grade? You would be worthless as a provider. Your prospects would be much greater if you had graduated from high school and even more so college. I am intuiting your educational level by the fact that you have not yet learned about capitalization nor punctuation.

Thank you.

You are welcome. Now I expect you to work on your failures. And open up that 1611 King James Bible.