[Youth Minister Harry]

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Please don't run away. Let me show you how to embrace The Lord and let Him fold you gently and lovingly in His arms.

Thrust Into A Tide Of Christ's Red Emission,
Harry Lester

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Do not flee from here friend. Flee from sin.

1 Corinthians 10:14Wherefore my dearely beloued, FLEE from idolatrie.

Corinthians tells you this.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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alright ladies and gentlmen, ill admit that my original posts here were made in anger because of one specific post on this forum that i was highly offended by. i may have been a bit rash and stupid. everyone is entitled to their own beliefes, you guys are no different. so i appologise for invading your forums as an "uninvited and unwanted" member. i respectfully request that you ban my account and we can all go our seperat ways peacefully. once again. i appologise for any trouble i have caused.

If you want to leave, leave. Log out and never come back. Close this browser, clear your History, and forget you ever came here.

But, your words will be left up here so that others can see the error of your ways.

My parting gift to you is a couple of Bible verses that I hope you will find comfort in:

(Deuteronomy 28:47) "Because thou servedst not the LORD thy God with joyfulness, and with gladness of heart, for the abundance of all things; Therefore shalt thou serve thine enemies which the LORD shall send against thee, in hunger, and in thirst, and in nakedness, and in want of all things: and he shall put a yoke of iron upon thy neck, until he have destroyed thee."
PRAISE!

Yours in Christ,

Zechariah Smyth

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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alright ladies and gentlmen, ill admit that my original posts here were made in anger because of one specific post on this forum that i was highly offended by. i may have been a bit rash and stupid. everyone is entitled to their own beliefes, you guys are no different. so i appologise for invading your forums as an "uninvited and unwanted" member. i respectfully request that you ban my account and we can all go our seperat ways peacefully. once again. i appologise for any trouble i have caused.

Jesus doesn't ban accounts kiddo. Smitings, plagues and floods and the like but no bans.

He brought you here for a reason. Search your heart. Open up to him. Think about it. You know you're welcome here. If you want to be saved.

Think it over.

[/b/comesforyou]

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alright ladies and gentlmen, ill admit that my original posts here were made in anger because of one specific post on this forum that i was highly offended by. i may have been a bit rash and stupid. everyone is entitled to their own beliefes, you guys are no different. so i appologise for invading your forums as an "uninvited and unwanted" member. i respectfully request that you ban my account and we can all go our seperat ways peacefully. once again. i appologise for any trouble i have caused.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Oh my GOODness! Where have I been for the last few days! I have just now DELIGHTED upon this wonderful thread, and feel I may be too late.

I, for one, am thrilled comesforyou has decided to take the first step in coming for us and ultimately for Jesus. You certainly have a few flaws, as the others have pointed out, but I think you are young enough and strong enough and fit enough and young enough that they might be overcome. Overcoming the lying that Brother Zechariah pointed out will take some one on one therapy with me in my private acoustically treated counseling attic.

As for the dyslexia, we'll need to lay on hands for that, and may need the help of a few other True Christians. I'm not sure if Brother Rebuko has returned from the missionary position he took on, but if he comes, he can help me lick the mess you've made of things. The job of beating off a demon like this can be a rough trade, and can result in some bruising after a few hours, but I know you'll take the punishment like a man.

Praise GOD! I cannot WAIT to get started! Go ahead and start packing your junk into your trunk! As for travel... Don't worry about how hard it will be, I will give you a ride to help you come.


Prancing In The Viscous Blood Of Young Jesus,
Harry Lester

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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this site has been reported to the UN for breaches of human rights,childrens rights and the rights of women. as well as obvious hate speach and criminality.

I realize that you live in Ireland, which restricts the rights of its violent and drunken citizenry with blasphemy laws . . . but in the United States, we have both freedom of religion and freedom of speech.

for your information, i have dyslexia. god doesnt get everything 100% right eh?

Sure He does. Either you or your parents angered Him, or you are just lazy and have chosen the retarded lifestyle.

i just see me. a regular 20 year old guy in the army with a slight learning difficulty.

Does your commanding officer know you're using military computers to access gay porn on 4chan, and watching the little boys on /b/ on their "man-cam" as they m*sturbate? Yes, we know what "comes for you" means. Disgusting.

Do you at least put a piece of plastic over the keyboard so as not to contaminate it for the real soldiers?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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this site has been reported to the UN for breaches of human rights,childrens rights and the rights of women. as well as obvious hate speach and criminality.

What do you want, Mr. Meyers. Why are you here? Does your probation officer know what you're up to, boy?

[Alvin]

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this site has been reported to the UN for breaches of human rights,childrens rights and the rights of women. as well as obvious hate speach and criminality.

Now there's a perfect example of why Godly countries like the US and the Sudan (but also Israel, strangely) have "unsigned" from the UN International Criminal Court treaty.

After all, why should True Christians submit to an international legal body tasked to investigate and prosecute individuals suspected of having committed genocide, crimes against humanity, and war crimes? Obviously we should instead work to reinstate GOD's law to make Godly genocides and mass slaughter of civilian prisoners legal again as they should be!

Numbers 31:9-17
[9] And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones, and took the spoil of all their cattle, and all their flocks, and all their goods.
[10] And they burnt all their cities wherein they dwelt, and all their goodly castles, with fire.
[11] And they took all the spoil, and all the prey, both of men and of beasts.
[12] And they brought the captives, and the prey, and the spoil, unto Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and unto the congregation of the children of Israel, unto the camp at the plains of Moab, which are by Jordan near Jericho.
[13] And Moses, and Eleazar the priest, and all the princes of the congregation, went forth to meet them without the camp.
[14] And Moses was wroth with the officers of the host, with the captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, which came from the battle.
[15] And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive?
[16] Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the LORD.
[17] Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.

GLORY!

2 Maccabees 8:13
They that were fearful, and distrusted the justice of God, fled, and conveyed themselves away.



YiC,

Alvin

[Zechariah Smyth]

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you always step off on your left foot.

Not on an about-face, and yes, I have trained with drunken mackerel-snapping Irish soldiers so I know that they know how it's done.

my squad number? dont have a squad. my company is C company.

Wrong answer, liar.

when i salute my middle finger is touching the fingers on either side.

Stupid (and incorrect) answer.

i guess class A and class B would be like our combat dress and service dress number 1.

You mixed 'em up, guessing cowboy.

Now, run along back to 4gay and sharpen your intolerably dull sword.

YiC,

Z-

P.S. And I notice how you pointedly dismissed the manhole question.

[/b/comesforyou]

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No. i just know how to google phrases and abreviations the american army use then translate between both my known languages.

[MarÃa Gálvez-Villalobos]

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you always step off on your left foot. my squad number? dont have a squad. my company is C company. when i salute my middle finger is touching the fingers on either side. i guess class A and class B would be like our combat dress and service dress number 1.

You said before you only knowed this things in Irish Lenguage. YOu are Alzheimerish also?

[/b/comesforyou]

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you always step off on your left foot. my squad number? dont have a squad. my company is C company. when i salute my middle finger is touching the fingers on either side. i guess class A and class B would be like our combat dress and service dress number 1.

[Alphonse Alban]

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True Christians, please listen to the lowliest among you!

There are places in this world one should never tread, 4chan is one of them! It is an icky place full of things I can't even describe in polite company; the b/ forum is the blackest of the black.

It is no place for the Godly; or even your average satanist.

I am not True Christian™ (I hope that some day I will be) but I thank you from all of my heart. I almost typed that "thing" in google just before I red your warning. I now added it on banned list, so it won't ever accidentally show up on my computer.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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i cant answer them because im in the irish army, all that stuff is given to us in our native language. anyway, its been a joy talking with you guys but i have things i need to do.

Irish army?



What, do you throw green-striped soap at the enemy?

YiC,

Z. Smyth