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  • Hello brothers...

    Hello fellow christians... I am here as a dove of peace, I represent and abide by the love He shows towards everyone (except the homosexuals, the jewish, the black folks, the communists, the non-believers, the infidels and the women).

    I do believe He is great and loving, therefore I practice my religion 3 times a day for about 10 minutes, I mostly use videos I can find on certain websites, but none other has fulfilled my religious needs as this one... I find it likely that I will find what I need here =)

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    Re: Hello brothers...

    Originally posted by Darris Movis View Post
    Hello fellow christians... I am here as a dove of peace, I represent and abide by the love He shows towards everyone (except the homosexuals, the jewish, the black folks, the communists, the non-believers, the infidels and the women).

    I do believe He is great and loving, therefore I practice my religion 3 times a day for about 10 minutes, I mostly use videos I can find on certain websites, but none other has fulfilled my religious needs as this one... I find it likely that I will find what I need here =)
    What religion is this that you practice for only 10 minutes 3 times a day? Whatever it is, it can't be True Christianity(tm).
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello brothers...

      Altough I live my whole life for Jesus and I thank Him every moment, I only have the chance (due to my professional deeds) to pray to Him 3 times a day for no more than 10 minutes.

      I assure you and all our brothers that I am a True Christian and I love our Lord. As a proof of my faith I will tell you what I did last Saturday... I went to a anti-homossexual protest in front of my local Baptist Church, unfortunately the infidels showed up and started to mock us and throwing stones at us leaving us no choice but to drop our signs and run to our homes and pray that our Lord shall hit them with japanese radiation.


      I love Him =)

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      • #4
        Re: Hello brothers...

        Originally posted by Darris Movis View Post
        Altough I live my whole life for Jesus and I thank Him every moment, I only have the chance (due to my professional deeds) to pray to Him 3 times a day for no more than 10 minutes.

        I assure you and all our brothers that I am a True Christian and I love our Lord. As a proof of my faith I will tell you what I did last Saturday... I went to a anti-homossexual protest in front of my local Baptist Church, unfortunately the infidels showed up and started to mock us and throwing stones at us leaving us no choice but to drop our signs and run to our homes and pray that our Lord shall hit them with japanese radiation.


        I love Him =)
        That's possibly the saddest thing I've read here all day. Do you not feel that The Glory of God is worth fighting for?

        Are you a COWARD?



        (Proverbs 25:26) "A righteous man falling down before the wicked is as a troubled fountain, and a corrupt spring."

        You need to be a tidal wave before the wicked!!!



        In the modern vernacular, "sack up" because things are going to get worse before they get better.



        Yours in Christ,

        Zechariah Smyth
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        • #5
          Re: Hello brothers...

          I'm not a coward, but I need His help to enlighten my path... I am a dove of peace. And I love all =)

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          • #6
            Re: Hello brothers...

            Originally posted by Darris Movis View Post
            I' I am a dove of peace. And I love all =)
            Are you saying that you love Osama Bin Laden and his band of islamofascist terror hijackers? I would not associate with a person who loves those losers, so don't bother sending me any friend requests.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello brothers...

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              Are you saying that you love Osama Bin Laden and his band of islamofascist terror hijackers? I would not associate with a person who loves those losers, so don't bother sending me any friend requests.

              I said in my first post that God loves everyone (except the homosexuals, the jewish, the black folks, the communists, the non-believers, the infidels and the women). I am like God.

              Perahps if you payed a little attention on what I posted instead of trying to figure out if I am of age to be a part of your devious plays, god would love you more than me.

              May Him have mercy on you all !

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              • #8
                Re: Hello brothers...

                Originally posted by Darris Movis View Post

                Boogie boogie, may Him have da mercy piggy lima bean

                I'm pretty sure Brother King doesn't need to "pay more attention" to anything you've written. You see, he's Truly Saved™, whereas you are INCREDIBLY fortunate to be spoken to by him. Until you are worthy of God's attention, I suggest you know your role and keep a respectful tongue.

                Matthew 7:6 Giue not that which is holy vnto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearles before swine: lest they trample them vnder their feete, and turne againe and rent you.

                Praise Jesus!

                Anointed In His Blood Of Mercy,
                Harry Lester
                Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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