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  • #1

    Greetings from Denmark

    Hi there.
    I just recently found the savior Jesus with some friends.
    I am the one with the tounge out of my mouth in the middle.
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  • #2
    Re: Greetings from Denmark

    God hates your country. you may have found him, but you are going to rot in hell because of your neighbours.

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings from Denmark

      Originally posted by vikram View Post
      God hates your country.
      No.. We made the muhammed drawings. Ergo we are not hated by god. Sweden is.

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings from Denmark

        that doesn't mean god loves you. hell awaits you dear. may be he doesnt hate you. but still doesnt love you.

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings from Denmark

          Originally posted by Danishfather View Post
          Hi there.
          I just recently found the savior Jesus with some friends.
          I am the one with the tounge out of my mouth in the middle.
          U my child, I love. Looking forward to see u.

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings from Denmark

            A cautious welcome to you, Danishfather.

            How many sons do you have? Why do you look like common, lager gargling, street dwelling chav in your picture? Why are you so happy, have you just been praying with your friends?

            Put down the alcohol, friend. The only drug you need is Jesus.

            Originally posted by vikram View Post
            you are going to rot in hell because of your neighbours.
            Anyone can be cleansed of sin as long as they accept Christ as their LORD and Saviour. It's those who ignore Him that will perish (John 3:18) Shout Glory!
            6
            A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
            "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

            Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
            If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

            GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings from Denmark

              Welcome to God's favorite forum!

              Please stop drinking and start studying the Bible. You also need new friends.

              Ephesians 5:18 "And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit"
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings from Denmark

                We were all kinda nervous but we are celebrating our weekly "Show her who's in charge" day.
                PS: The internet is not 50 years. LIAR. God hates you.

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings from Denmark

                  Originally posted by Danishfather View Post
                  PS: The internet is not 50 years. LIAR. God hates you.


                  How dare you make such a ridiculous statement about one of the oldest True Christians(tm) in the world ever. How would you know how old the internet is, child?

                  Do you take pleasure from verbally assaulting the elderly?
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                  A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                  "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                  Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                  If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                  GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings from Denmark

                    Are you taking the LIARS side?!?
                    How dare you. GOD HATES YOU TOO!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Greetings from Denmark

                      You really should quit those devil-drinks, but it is still nice to see you want to be like Godly Americans and support the great nation with Coca-Cola ans Jack Daniel's.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Greetings from Denmark

                        I am curious to know why five Danish gentlemen would be cavorting with the lesbian on your immediate left. You claim to know whom God hates and does not hate. Have you witnessed to her about Christ's love and urged her to renounce her homosexuality?

                        Also, you should not be drinking. Drunkards to not go to heaven. 1 Corinthians 6:10.
                        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                        • #13
                          Re: Greetings from Denmark

                          Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                          I am curious to know why five Danish gentlemen would be cavorting with the lesbian on your immediate left. You claim to know whom God hates and does not hate. Have you witnessed to her about Christ's love and urged her to renounce her homosexuality?

                          Also, you should not be drinking. Drunkards to not go to heaven. 1 Corinthians 6:10.
                          the kingdom of god seems to be a boring place. he should name it, Boredom.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Greetings from Denmark

                            Originally posted by vikram View Post
                            the kingdom of god seems to be a boring place. he should name it, Boredom.
                            Don't worry little diaperhead. You won't be going there.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Greetings from Denmark

                              Originally posted by Danishfather View Post
                              Hi there.
                              I just recently found the savior Jesus with some friends.
                              I am the one with the tounge out of my mouth in the middle.
                              sweet
                              Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)

                              29: Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.

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