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  • Roasting the Heretic
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    Re: Greetings from the UK.

    Originally posted by Reverand Stubber View Post
    I smell Rosary Beads. The English monarch, Mary Stewart burned many a good Pastor in the name of the Scarlet Whore of Babylon. A more Godly solution is the cleansing power of Oliver Cromwell's gleaming steel.
    That'll be the burning of sinful flesh.

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  • Reverand Stubber
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    Originally posted by Roasting the Heretic View Post
    The burnings? Well, we have to give sinners a little taste of what's to come, don't we?

    I'm steadfast in Jesus' love.
    I smell Rosary Beads. The English monarch, Mary Stewart burned many a good Pastor in the name of the Scarlet Whore of Babylon. A more Godly solution is the cleansing power of Oliver Cromwell's gleaming steel.

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  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
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    Originally posted by Roasting the Heretic View Post
    The burnings? Well, we have to give sinners a little taste of what's to come, don't we?

    I'm steadfast in Jesus' love.
    And you is from Burnely too! How apropiate.

    (Or was that joke that spanish girl like I don't understood well?)

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  • Roasting the Heretic
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    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
    Welcome and my condolences on being from the Lancashire-Merseyside Metropolitan Dungheap.

    I had the misfortune to live in one of the nice bits years ago. An utter tip of a place. Not even the aftermath of the UEFA Cup final riots managed to improve its appearance. But enough of that.

    Tell us more of the burnings you mentioned.
    Do you burn them 'evengelically'.

    Aren't evangelicals a little wobbly in their faith? Even Jellycal so to speak?
    The burnings? Well, we have to give sinners a little taste of what's to come, don't we?

    I'm steadfast in Jesus' love.

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  • Roasting the Heretic
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    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    A Manc, huh? Please tell me you don't isten to that Morrissey abomination.

    I'm not actually a Manchunian by the way. I'm originally from Brierfield in Burnley.

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  • Roasting the Heretic
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    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    A Manc, huh? Please tell me you don't isten to that Morrissey abomination.

    No, brother. It's Delirious for me all the way!

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  • Lost Sheep McUinnean
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    Re: Greetings from the UK.

    Welcome and my condolences on being from the Lancashire-Merseyside Metropolitan Dungheap.

    I had the misfortune to live in one of the nice bits years ago. An utter tip of a place. Not even the aftermath of the UEFA Cup final riots managed to improve its appearance. But enough of that.

    Tell us more of the burnings you mentioned.
    Do you burn them 'evengelically'.

    Aren't evangelicals a little wobbly in their faith? Even Jellycal so to speak?

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Roasting the Heretic View Post
    My favourite verse from the Good Book, and one in which I always remind my own children and my grandchildren of is 1 Kings 20 verse 35 to 36:

    Meanwhile, the LORD instructed one of the group of prophets to say to another man, "Strike me!" But the man refused to strike the prophet. Then the prophet told him, "Because you have not obeyed the voice of the LORD, a lion will kill you as soon as you leave me." And sure enough, when he had gone, a lion attacked and killed him.

    My youngest grandson loves that verse so much that he's begging me to get him a lion for his 16th birthday. I said I'd get the closest thing for him, the love of Christ. Praise the Lord!!

    I found our saviour Lord Jesus one night when I asked him to come into me. Sure enough he did so. And I kissed the Lord on his sweet lips and he layed his hands upon me, forgive my sins, and told me to go out into the world and preach the glory of God. That's what I do to today, brother. Praise the Lord!

    I attend the Chorlton Evangelical Church in Manchester.
    A Manc, huh? Please tell me you don't isten to that Morrissey abomination.

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  • Roasting the Heretic
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    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Hi Timothy,

    How about a proper introduction now, hmmm? Favorite Bible verse, how you came to find Jesus Christ, what church you attend, you know, the stuff that is spelled out at the top of every single page in this forum.

    YiC,

    Z. Smyth
    My favourite verse from the Good Book, and one in which I always remind my own children and my grandchildren of is 1 Kings 20 verse 35 to 36:

    Meanwhile, the LORD instructed one of the group of prophets to say to another man, "Strike me!" But the man refused to strike the prophet. Then the prophet told him, "Because you have not obeyed the voice of the LORD, a lion will kill you as soon as you leave me." And sure enough, when he had gone, a lion attacked and killed him.

    My youngest grandson loves that verse so much that he's begging me to get him a lion for his 16th birthday. I said I'd get the closest thing for him, the love of Christ. Praise the Lord!!

    I found our saviour Lord Jesus one night when I asked him to come into me. Sure enough he did so. And I kissed the Lord on his sweet lips and he layed his hands upon me, forgive my sins, and told me to go out into the world and preach the glory of God. That's what I do to today, brother. Praise the Lord!

    I attend the Chorlton Evangelical Church in Manchester.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Roasting the Heretic View Post


    Greetings from our True Christian brothers from the United Kingdom. Though we be too busy burning heretics and keeping God's holy word, our prayers are with you all in this time of great strife and suffering.

    Martin.

    A prisoner in Christ.
    Hi Timothy,

    How about a proper introduction now, hmmm? Favorite Bible verse, how you came to find Jesus Christ, what church you attend, you know, the stuff that is spelled out at the top of every single page in this forum.

    YiC,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Roasting the Heretic
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    Greetings from the UK.



    Greetings from our True Christian brothers from the United Kingdom. Though we be too busy burning heretics and keeping God's holy word, our prayers are with you all in this time of great strife and suffering.

    Martin.

    A prisoner in Christ.
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