Ahoi hoi

[DerKaiserVonPreussen]

Re: Ahoi hoi

If you are going to comment, keep it respectful and we may not boot you. We have a couple of atheists who post here and we haven't banned them.

Ofcourse that won't take away that they're always wrong.

[Cursed]

Re: Ahoi hoi

Hello everyone.

Hello! I'm a bastard too, I'm so glad you're here! Most people don't understand how hard it is for us being bastards (Deuteronomy 23:2), I'm glad I have someone to share tribulations with. I get really lonely sometimes and then I get sad, I'm so excited to meet a new friend!

I do realize that you probably hate me already, as I do not believe in god, that's right, and I repeat, do NOT believe in god.

Well that's just silly! You should start reading your 1611 King James Bible and it will explain everything to you; it will even explain why your life has been so miserable, you poor bastard!

You'll never have a good life here on earth, and that's understandable; you're disgusting, just like me. But after we die, we'll go to Heaven and GOD will love us for all eternity, all we have to do is be His slave! Isn't that great?

I only believe in myself. Does this make me satan? If so, then.. Too bad.
Someone here could explain this to me though.

You only believe in yourself? That's crazy, stop that! How could you be a bastard, without a father to abandon you? Are you saying that I'm imaginary too? Just stop the madness; remember, your judgment is flawed because you are accursed! Let the 1611 King James Bible do your thinking for you.

I've been looking at you guys and you seem like a REEEALLY interesting bunch. I think there are some truly interesting to discuss and argue about some things that you have covered here on your forum, but sadly I expect any of these interactions to only result in fallacies and misunderstandings on both sides. Anyways, I'm sure I will have fun lurking around here.. (And maybe comment sometimes if you let me.)

I hope you come back soon, Praise God! Just remember that:

1. All of your arguments are wrong because you are an unsaved piece of garbage and a bastard who is loathed by GOD.

2. When in doubt, ask any True Christian Pastor what you should think, and he will help you stay on the narrow path to Heaven.

3. Mind your manners!

[Daddy's Lil JuneBug]

Re: Ahoi hoi

Hello everyone. I do realize that you probably hate me already, as I do not believe in god, that's right, and I repeat, do NOT believe in god.

I only believe in myself. Does this make me satan? If so, then.. Too bad.
Someone here could explain this to me though.

I've been looking at you guys and you seem like a REEEALLY interesting bunch. I think there are some truly interesting to discuss and argue about some things that you have covered here on your forum, but sadly I expect any of these interactions to only result in fallacies and misunderstandings on both sides. Anyways, I'm sure I will have fun lurking around here.. (And maybe comment sometimes if you let me.)

Considering your name, I'm guessing your parents had you out of wedlock. Am I right?
(Deuteronomy 23:2)
2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

I'm sure 1 of the fine pastors here may be able to help you, though. Jesus led you here for a reason.

[True Disciple]

Re: Ahoi hoi

Hello everyone. I do realize that you probably hate me already, as I do not believe in god, that's right, and I repeat, do NOT believe in god.

Please make yourself a little clearer. Do you believe in God or not?

I only believe in myself. Does this make me satan? If so, then.. Too bad.

Definitely not, you retard. Did anyone say it would? Satan believes in God, so you might say that you are even worse then Satan.

Someone here could explain this to me though.

We can explain to you a lot of things, but to explain this nonsense, I think, is beyond the capabilites of any of us.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Ahoi hoi

Hello everyone. I do realize that you probably hate me already, as I do not believe in god, that's right, and I repeat, do NOT believe in god.

I only believe in myself. Does this make me satan? If so, then.. Too bad.
Someone here could explain this to me though.

I've been looking at you guys and you seem like a REEEALLY interesting bunch. I think there are some truly interesting to discuss and argue about some things that you have covered here on your forum, but sadly I expect any of these interactions to only result in fallacies and misunderstandings on both sides. Anyways, I'm sure I will have fun lurking around here.. (And maybe comment sometimes if you let me.)

Nobody would hate you without you giving them a solid reason to do so.

Lurk, lurk, lurk...and mind your manners. Who knows? You might end up getting Saved©.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Ahoi hoi

Feel free to lurk. Heck, lurking is free and it doesn't even require you to make an introduction.

If you are going to comment, keep it respectful and we may not boot you. We have a couple of atheists who post here and we haven't banned them.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Ahoi hoi

So why are you here? I can see no redeeming value for anyone to be gained by your presence.

[Bastardchild]

Hello everyone. I do realize that you probably hate me already, as I do not believe in god, that's right, and I repeat, do NOT believe in god.

I only believe in myself. Does this make me satan? If so, then.. Too bad.
Someone here could explain this to me though.

I've been looking at you guys and you seem like a REEEALLY interesting bunch. I think there are some truly interesting to discuss and argue about some things that you have covered here on your forum, but sadly I expect any of these interactions to only result in fallacies and misunderstandings on both sides. Anyways, I'm sure I will have fun lurking around here.. (And maybe comment sometimes if you let me.)