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  • Do you believe in Extraterrestrials?

    If I told you I was abducted by aliens, what would you say?

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    Re: Do you believe in Extraterrestrials?

    Originally posted by repented View Post
    If I told you I was abducted by aliens, what would you say?
    You were raped by a demon (i.e. you summoned a demon using science or some other magic and then begged it have sex with you)

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    • #3
      Re: Do you believe in Extraterrestrials?

      is anal sex with my wife a sin?

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        Re: Do you believe in Extraterrestrials?

        Originally posted by repented View Post
        is anal sex with my wife a sin?
        Your "wife" has a tallywhacker?



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          Re: Do you believe in Extraterrestrials?

          Originally posted by repented View Post
          If I told you I was abducted by aliens, what would you say?
          Is that really what you want to use your introductions thread for? To mock Jesus?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            Re: Do you believe in Extraterrestrials?

            Originally posted by repented View Post
            If I told you I was abducted by aliens, what would you say?
            Why do you hate Jesus and worship the UFO cult?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • #7
              Re: Do you believe in Extraterrestrials?

              Originally posted by repented View Post
              is anal sex with my wife a sin?
              Absolutely. Anal sex of any kind is a sin. It is spilling your seed in vain, no better than the sin of Onan, to which God assigns the death penalty.

              Genesis 38:9-10 (King James Version) 9And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

              Think about it: how is ejaculating inside a woman's anus any better than doing it on the ground?
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