[Pure_Angel]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

She went down to the mall with her friend, and her friend signed a piece of paper so Crystal could get one of those tongue piercings.

(some girls have their tongues pierced for when they start experimenting on their girlfriends' … )

Am I the only one who see a conection? (and if so, forgive me for my perverted mind!)
Why would a girl like to kiss a GIRL with metal in her mouth! (And why doesn't anyone want braces in that case?)

Teabaggingmom, please make sure that your daughter isn't a lesbo! That would be horrible!
If she is, please pull the piercing out of her mouth and make her repent her sins, there is a young life at stake here!

I will be praying for you and your daughter.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Teabagging Mom]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

You people are really something. First you call my Crystal a slut, and now you say she's one of those girls who likes other girls. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! But anyway, I'll just say that before Duane and me got together I had like this little thing with Angie Newsome, and it was kinda fun. Have you ever had anything like that, Pure Angel? it wasn't all bad.

But that's nothing to do with my Bible which Mr. Alex says is the wrong kind, but I don't see how that can be, since all the verses that Pastor uses in his sermons are in it. You better explain that to me because, I mean, I may be Long Island White Trash Ha Ha ha but I'M Christian, and I thought this was a place Christians could hang out on the Computer.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

You people are really something. First you call my Crystal a slut, and now you say she's one of those girls who likes other girls. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! But anyway, I'll just say that before Duane and me got together I had like this little thing with Angie Newsome, and it was kinda fun. Have you ever had anything like that, Pure Angel? it wasn't all bad.

But that's nothing to do with my Bible which Mr. Alex says is the wrong kind, but I don't see how that can be, since all the verses that Pastor uses in his sermons are in it. You better explain that to me because, I mean, I may be Long Island White Trash Ha Ha ha but I'M Christian, and I thought this was a place Christians could hang out on the Computer.

I'm no very very sure what must I think of you lady but I have get the impresión that you and your bits hang out in more places that just a computer.

YIC, Mari.

[ExGay Alex]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

I am horrified!

Perhaps this ...

... I had like this little thing with Angie Newsome...

... explains this:

....and lately I've had this thing for pink LOL!

As for this:

... my Bible which Mr. Alex says is the wrong kind ...

... read this: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=62098

Teabagging Mom, I just want you to know that nobody is criticizing you or your daughter. We are a little worried about your daughter with the tongue thing. I can see that you have turned your life to Christ and repented from your Lesbonic ways of the past. And the Bible is one where a lot of people trip up. Hang in there. We are in your corner!

[Pure_Angel]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

But anyway, I'll just say that before Duane and me got together I had like this little thing with Angie Newsome, and it was kinda fun. Have you ever had anything like that, Pure Angel? it wasn't all bad.

I have never had anything like "that" nor do I intend to, I am not a lesbian, and I am a proud virgin! I am only 16 years old, and I will not be involved with anyone else than my future husband. (who my father have not yet found)

I am happy for you though, that you understood that God created men and woman for a reason! Even though you still claim that being a lesbian is "good"...

YIC
Elisabeth

[Teabagging Mom]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

Oh you don't have to say that Maria, I'm a Mom with two T-RIFFIC kids and an OK job. I've got a Biblical divorce from Duane, and I like to find a nice guy who will go to midweek service with me. And it's nobody's business, if after service we come back to my place and get a little friendly on the couch. But poor Denny was so funny, because he didn't want to kiss too much, but he SURE wanted to paw at my boobies. Problem was, when he'd start pawing away he couldn't control his stomach. He'd PAW and FART, PAW and FART, PAW and FART. I'd be like Oh Baby, but inside I'm thinking, MAN what would Sarah Palin do if she was here? And I figured out that Sarah would giggle just a little and then stand up and tell Denny to go home. Sarah's so smart.

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

Everything I've said in this thread...

What a weirdo. 2 Samuel 13:17

But hey, who am I to judge.

[SUV]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

I dumped my boyfriend Denny ...
I'm Teabagging Mom

So I take it that Denny did not smell like "used teabags"-?

[Roadwarriorforchrist]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

You people are really something. First you call my Crystal a slut, and now you say she's one of those girls who likes other girls. MAKE UP YOUR MIND!! But anyway, I'll just say that before Duane and me got together I had like this little thing with Angie Newsome, and it was kinda fun. Have you ever had anything like that, Pure Angel? it wasn't all bad.

But that's nothing to do with my Bible which Mr. Alex says is the wrong kind, but I don't see how that can be, since all the verses that Pastor uses in his sermons are in it. You better explain that to me because, I mean, I may be Long Island White Trash Ha Ha ha but I'M Christian, and I thought this was a place Christians could hang out on the Computer.

Sounds like harlots breed true and like mother like daughter. Why has your pastor not taken this girl in for some 1 on 1 counseling sessions to try and break her of these satanic ways before it is too late for her as it is for the mother?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

My Bible is a New American Standard Bible, which I just love. When the Pastor gives his sermon at Timberline I'm there whipping out my highlighters and underlining the verses he's preaching on. My whole Bible's underlined in green, mostly, but also a lot of yellow, and lately I've had this thing for pink LOL!

Hi Teabagging Mom. You say that when your pastor gives his sermons you highlight the verses he is preaching. Can you tell me if the following are highlighted?

These are from your Bible just to make it easier, (although it should by the KJV1611!)

Luke 14:25 Now large crowds were going along with Him; and He turned and said to them,
If anyone comes to Me, and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters, yes, and even his own life, he cannot be My disciple.

Matthew 27:50

And Jesus cried out again with a loud voice, and yielded up His spirit.
And behold, the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom; and the earth shook and the rocks were split.
The tombs were opened, and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised; and coming out of the tombs after His resurrection they entered the holy city and appeared to many.

Matthew 10:34 Do not think that I came to bring peace on the earth; I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.


I am genuinely interested to know if these sections were tackled or just skipped?

YiC

Jack

[SUV]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

I am Concerned about the promotion of drugs on this Family board ("My crystal"). If they must be discussed, shouldn't we 'do' those "bath salts" which are anyway Legal?

[Teabagging Mom]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

So I take it that Denny did not smell like "used teabags"-?

I catch your drift, sweetie, and I'll say to you and to all you people I do like my lovin' but I aint no slut. Fact is, since I got my Biblical divorce, I tell my boyfriends we can wash each others tonsils until they're shiny red, but I'm not rolling in the sack with nobody until we're married.

Does that settle it for you?

Now Mr. Fagan, it was nice of you to ask me about my Bible since I am a Christian girl who's here for Christian talk and not for tonsil washing, but unfortunately that verse in Luke you asked about is not highlighted in my Bible. The next one is, of course, and I guess I must have highlighted three or four times, since the page is sort of messy and bled through, but the verse is goody: "Whoever does not carry his own cross and come after Me cannot be My disciple." I'm think the way you people talk about sex sex sex may that's my cross to bear here Ha Ha ha.

Mr. Fagan, I bet you like to attend mid-week service where you are. Where are you?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

Now Mr. Fagan, it was nice of you to ask me about my Bible since I am a Christian girl who's here for Christian talk and not for tonsil washing, but unfortunately that verse in Luke you asked about is not highlighted in my Bible. The next one is, of course, and I guess I must have highlighted three or four times, since the page is sort of messy and bled through, but the verse is goody: "Whoever does not carry his own cross and come after Me cannot be My disciple." I'm think the way you people talk about sex sex sex may that's my cross to bear here Ha Ha ha.

Mr. Fagan, I bet you like to attend mid-week service where you are. Where are you?

I am on the south coast of England, a seaside town about 100 miles from London.

Have you got the resurrection of all the holy men highlighted? I would be interested to see how your pastor explained it? It's in the KJV 1611 so I know it happened but I have never heard it mentioned from any pulpit in England.

Matthew 27:50

And Jesus cried out again with a loud voice, and yielded up His spirit.
And behold, the veil of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom; and the earth shook and the rocks were split.
The tombs were opened, and many bodies of the saints who had fallen asleep were raised; and coming out of the tombs after His resurrection they entered the holy city and appeared to many.

YiC

Jack

[SUV]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

I tell my boyfriends we can wash each others tonsils until they're shiny red

Oh.my.God. Will some kindly Pastor or Brother please explain to me in the Biblical sense what is meant of this?

This one here sounds a little on the sinful side and I need to stop Washing others' tonsils immediately if I have fallen into Error

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: None of you smell like Denny, do you? Ha Ha ha

Originally Posted by Teabagging Mom
I've been Biblically divorced for four years now.

You keep going on about this, but don't quote scripture (I doubt that you know any) and not only wallow in the filth of your abomination, whoring yourself out EVEN AT MIDWEEK SERVICE cavorting on your couch like some jill-ferret in heat, but I have no doubt that "junior portions" are absolutely available and disgracefully displayed throughout. Not even those of us who have been rescued from lives of abandon and harlotry debased ourselves to such an extent, even in the full froth of our wretchedness.

Now that we read God's Word in The Bible, we do understand what a "Biblical divorce" means, and in your case it means that you should not be looking for someone else marry, and certainly never canoodle or whatever you call it. Unless you were the offending party, which seems highly probable (I will not bother calculating a standard deviation for that).

Well, I guess if you have any questions, you can just ask.

1) What do you think a Biblical divorce is?
2) Why have you disregarded Mr Jedediah's correction HERE?
3) You are not a “Christian woman” you are a fornicating slut. Why are you trying to deceive us?

Ezekiel 16:35 Leviticus 21:14 and in case your false pastor (or whatever he calls himself - your pastor is male I hope?) starts in with the noodle-strüdel here is I Peter 2:9

Notice how God is consistent? Well, no you probably don't judging from your behaviour and the depraved upbringing your poor daughter is getting! Leviticus 19:29 The fools who succumb to your wiles should be correcting you, not encouraging you deeper into harlotry: just because they picked you up at some "church" doesn't mean anything! You can't trick God! He already knows about those fools:

PROVERBS 7 6-7 10-15 22-27
6 For at the windowe of my house I looked through my casement,
7 And behelde among the simple ones, I discerned among the youths, a yong man void of vnderstanding,

Recognise your victims? You're there too:

10 And behold, there met him a woman, with the attire of an harlot, and subtill of heart.
11 (She is loud and stubburne, her feet abide not in her house:
12 Now is shee without, now in the streetes, and lieth in waite at euery corner.)
13 So she caught him, and kissed him, and with an impudent face, said vnto him,
14 I haue peace offerings with me: this day haue I paid my vowes.
15 Therefore came I forth to meete thee, diligently to seeke thy face, and I haue found thee.

The attire of an harlot includes daughters with "erotic piercings" (I doubt that you have listed them all) and the result of any liaison with such as yourselves is not good: OTHERS BE WARNED:

21 With much faire speech she caused him to yeeld, with the flattering of her lips she forced him.
22 He goeth after her straightway, as an oxe goeth to the slaughter, or as a foole to the correction of the stocks,
23 Til a dart strike through his liuer, as a bird hasteth to the snare, and knoweth not that it is for his life.
24 Hearken vnto me now therefore, O ye children, and attend to the words of my mouth.
25 Let not thine heart decline to her wayes, goe not astray in her paths.
26 For shee hath cast downe many wounded: yea many strong men haue bene slaine by her.
27 Her house is the way to hell, going downe to the chambers of death.
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• Denny was just my boyfriend for a while
• I like to find a nice guy
• And it's nobody's business, if after service we come back to my place and get a little friendly on the couch
• paw at my boobies

Your perverted lesbian appetites have already been commented on: such wickedness characterises those whom God has abandonded to the libidinous gulp of Satan. Did I just dream that up after a hit on the opium pipe? NO. GOD TELLS US. HERE:

ROMANS 1
24 Wherefore God also gaue them vp to vncleannesse, through the lusts of their owne hearts, to dishonour their owne bodies betweene themselues:
25 Who changed the trueth of God into a lye, and worshipped and serued the creature more then the Creatour, who is blessed for euer. Amen.
26 For this cause God gaue them vp vnto vile affections: for euen their women did change the naturall vse into that which is against nature:
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..blah ..blah ..blah ..but I'm not rolling in the sack with nobody until we're married.

DOUBLE NEGATIVE

You have already established that the couch is your "workstation"

Does that settle it for you?

No.

4) Why should we believe anything you say?

You do like to keep that daughter front & centre, don't you?

MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!

As you have clearly demonstrated, it is possible to be both. Pervert. Slut. Whore.

God tells us that we should not dwell on the depravity which is so the norm in your household, and so of course we don't. We follow God's advice because we love Him and wish to keep His commandments. John 14:15 God has not abandonded us, He shows us what He wants us to do:

Philippians 4:8 Finally, brethren, whatsoeuer things are true, whatsoeuer things are honest, whatsoeuer things are iust, whatsoeuer things are pure, whatsoeuer things are louely, whatsoeuer things are of good report: if there bee any vertue, and if there bee any praise, thinke on these things:
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PRAISE HIM !