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  • wildeydsuthrnboy
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    • May 2011
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    Howdy,Y'all!

    I'm a born-again believer,who grew up saying "God Bless Mommy and Daddy",etc. on my knees at bedtime,but never really had a home church because we moved around. I gave up commentaries and such,and study with my KJV and a Strongs,and the internet(gave up on t.v beggars,too). if I had to pick a favorite Scripture,I would have to say Psalm 37.I found this sight because I search for clean jokes to use when I witness
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Howdy,Y'all!

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251
          #3
          Re: Howdy,Y'all!

          Originally posted by wildeydsuthrnboy View Post
          I'm a born-again believer,who grew up saying "God Bless Mommy and Daddy",etc. on my knees at bedtime,but never really had a home church because we moved around. I gave up commentaries and such,and study with my KJV and a Strongs,and the internet(gave up on t.v beggars,too). if I had to pick a favorite Scripture,I would have to say Psalm 37.I found this sight because I search for clean jokes to use when I witness
          Psalm 37 is also one of my favorites, in particular:

          (Psalms 37:12) "The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth. The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming."

          Read it twice, friend.



          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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