My introduction and my dilemma...

[Brother Sweeney]

Re: My introduction and my dilemma...

I fear that a picture of this unholy tramp may not be appropriate for this forum. Everything she wears shows bosom and bottom galore. I missed class the other day because I didn't think I could bear it. Her curvature seems unnatural and unholy and I think she may be possessed by a demon that is tempting me with her assets. My knowledge of the KJV 1611 is too little to know if my actions are normal or if I may be down a dark path.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My introduction and my dilemma...

God will never, EVER throw anything your way that you can't knock out of the park as long as you have the Bible at your side. Check this out:

(1 Corinthians 10:13) "There hath no temptation taken you but such as is common to man: but God is faithful, who will not suffer you to be tempted above that ye are able; but will with the temptation also make a way to escape, that ye may be able to bear it."

Perhaps you should post some pictures of your temptress so that the Promise as detailed in the above verse can be demonstrated fully.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Brother Sweeney]

Re: My introduction and my dilemma...

I used to be an old regular baptist, but since I am away from home and have witnessed the world's wrong doing, I want to follow the Landover Way. I wish to become a True Christian and steer away from Hell's grasp. I am delighted to find solace in this group of truly honest, righteous, wholesome people. And Jesus, but right now I am trying to find out the true Jesus teaching not the garbage I was fed at my old church.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My introduction and my dilemma...

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[Brother Sweeney]

Hello everyone! I am Brother Sweeney. I hail from Littleton, Iowa which is near the town of Freehold. I grew up listening to the teachings of the Landover Baptists and have clutched to the love of Jesus ever since I born. I currently attend classes at major university as an experiment to see the corrupt state that the education system and the world is in. My favorite verse would have to be Deuteronomy 1:16 And I charged your judges at that time, saying, Hear the causes between your brethren, and judge righteously between every man and his brother, and the stranger that is with him.
I feel that because of my experiment, I may be soon tempted by a young harlot in one of my classes. She constantly dressed provocatively and my conviction is being tested. I come here to ask for support from fellow followers. Please show me the way again.