Hey

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey

Yep, I'll be there.

It's not too late to renounce the queen and gay marriage and backbacon and accept Jesus as your Savior. Through Him all things are possible.

[big john 55]

Re: Hey

Enjoy hell.

Yep, I'll be there.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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you shall go out to love your neighbour as yourself.

Dear Mr. Lying Foreigner;

We do love our neighbor, as Jesus commands. Unsaved scum, atheists, false Christians, queers, mudslimes, feminazis and such are not our neighbors.

Luke 10:29, 36-37 But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?
Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves? And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.

Enjoy hell.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[wait_what]

Re: Hey

I have taken a long look at this forum and have realized from where I stand up here that my father disaproves of this... you shall go out to love your neighbour as yourself, i hope you repent to my father, the lord god almighty, for he has no hatred to anyone and will gladly redeem you, but it's your choice.

Wow. You capitalize yourself but not your Father? I think you have a blatant disregard for God. Typical of the fog sucking limey heathens.

He hates plenty. Go back and read your Bible. Go from cover to cover, and then we can talk.

Also, I thought the English were supposed to have command of language. All I see is run on sentences. You might want to check up on your grammar.

[big john 55]

Re: Hey

I have taken a long look at this forum and have realized from where I stand up here that my father disaproves of this... you shall go out to love your neighbour as yourself, i hope you repent to my father, the lord god almighty, for he has no hatred to anyone and will gladly redeem you, but it's your choice.

[big john 55]

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Have you ever actually read the Bible?

yes sir

[Jack O'fagan]

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Hey forum, i come before you today as a proud anglican christian to come before you and see your views upon god, i gladly welcome all religions and races to be friends and will not be afraid to defend my country and beliefs. God bless

2 Corinthians 6:17
Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

Have you ever actually read the Bible?

YiC

Jack

[Didymus Much]

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Hey forum, i come before you today as a proud anglican christian...

Being a member of a religion founded by a murderous adulterer and perpetuated ofttimes by inbred lunatics is a reason for pride? Interesting.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hey forum, i come before you today as a proud anglican christian to come before you and see your views upon god, i gladly welcome all religionsand races to be friends and will not be afraid to defend my country and beliefs. God bless

BALONEY.



Why would you dare to be more inclusive than Jesus? Do you hate Jesus? Do you think He is mistaken?

(John 14:6) "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Do you honestly think that Jesus is going to let a bunch of smelly mooslims and skinflint joos and child-molesting papists and slant-eyed boodists into Heaven?

No.

You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. So stop being silly and get with The Program.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hey forum, i come before you today as a proud anglican christian to come before you and see your views upon god, i gladly welcome all religions and races to be friends and will not be afraid to defend my country and beliefs. God bless

Anglicans are nothing but jumped-up papists. You people are so hellbound it's not even funny. Better read THIS and repent!

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[big john 55]

Hey forum, i come before you today as a proud anglican christian to come before you and see your views upon god, i gladly welcome all religions and races to be friends and will not be afraid to defend my country and beliefs. God bless