Hi, I'm Doyle and I do not think I am saved yet

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi, I'm Doyle and I do not think I am saved yet

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Hello Boyle!

What is the most fantastic thing Jesus has done for you today?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi, I'm Doyle and I do not think I am saved yet

There is only one TRUE Word of God. Read my sermon on the topic HERE.

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[Doyle the Devout]

I know that is not a good thing in the eyes of the church, but if I can save the Wales (I have never killed a Welshman), then saving myself should not be too difficult, and it will give me something to do in my free time.

I must admit to being a Democrat, and while realizing my sins from the last election, I am not yet ready to leap the aisle. Perhaps I can keep watch on the Democratic movement - by doing a Google search once in a while and see if any new evil plans have been announced in easy to locate web pages or pdf files.

I am not sure about my favorite quote from the KJV Bible - not having spent enough time bored in hotel rooms to read all the words in the copy kindly placed by the Gideon's, and I would feel guilt if I took a copy and it caused my baggage to be overweight for my flight home. This would require me to abandon the word of God in DFW or worse, and this would be simply be too much guilt even for my unsaved soul.

For the moment I will have to go with Matthew 26:26, where Jesus tells the guys to eat me.

While I do not attend any individual church, I drive by many of them and make a good faith effort to read the messages on the signs, this allows me to obtain a greater selection of divinely inspired messages than regularly attending just one church. It has the added advantage of keeping me informed of pancake and fish fry social events in my community.



* About the Welch, there are 3 million people in Wales and 11 million sheep - that place needs to be saved from temptation - soon