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  • Hello.

    I am a Christian and have been raised so since I was born. I'm not quite sure what else to say about myself but I love God and his son. I honesty just want to learn more, as much as those on here may teach me.

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    Re: Hello.

    That's not much of an introduction.

    How about a name, age and gender? What church do you attend? How did you come to find Jesus?


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    • #3
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by foreverthere View Post
      I am a Christian and have been raised so since I was born.
      You've been raised since you were born? Why did your parents start raising you so late in life? My parents, unlike yours, understood that life begins at the moment of conception:

      Isaiah 49:1


      Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name.

      Therefore, my parents began raising and disciplining me when I was still just an embryo in my mother's bowels.

      Oh sure, I may have misbehaved a few times, but my father, whose motto has always been, "Spare the rod, spoil the child," was always quick to insert his rod into my mother's bowels and give me the corrective thrashing I needed!

      In light of your poor upbringing, I am tempted to wonder whether you've ever been in trouble with the law?
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