[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Well as a lowlander (although of Hebridean extraction - I'm actually glad we were extracted), I've always said Garten. Tis of little import;

Welcome to the fold 'Brither'.
And lang maye yer lum reek in Christ.

McU

[Father McDouglas]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Dear Lord please forgive me for miss using the Landover Baptist Church forum without using the correct quotation buttons. Please deliver me from my constant errors of posing on this forum of your favourite church.

Let us Pray

Oh Heavenly Father we ask for your divine light of protection as we True Christians tm prepare for another day's onslaught at Your favorite Church.
We wrap ourselves in the armor of Your Holy Word, the KJV 1611.

We know Satan will try to test our will and our faith by sending forth his toady minions to our Holy forum this day. Bring it on Satan Baby!!!
We are ready for your legions of God Mockers.

We have seen them all before. They show up thinking they can shock us by openly mocking God and our beloved Jesus. We rebuke them all.

Atheists, girly boy Homers, Dykey Lesbos, self-fornicating hermaphrodites,
communists, heathens, new agers, dead looking goths, EMOs, hate filled Muslims, Catlicks, delusional Mormons, Hindus, Bhuddists,tree huggers, scientists, darwinists, fluffy bunny (God is Love) Christians etc etc ad nauseum. We see your kind EVERY DAY. You're nothing new under the sun.

You can't shock us. You can't shake our faith. You can't make us think.

Yea Verily! Hallelujah! Amen!

At this moment I would like to verse this passage of forgiveness, and I hope this can be extended to my case by your kind selves:

"Hatred stirreth up strifes: but love covereth all sins."
Proverbs 10:12, KJV

"Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy."
Matthew 5:7, KJV

"For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you: But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses."
Matthew 6:14-15, KJV

"Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times? Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven."
Matthew 18:21-22, KJV

"Then his lord, after that he had called him, said unto him, O thou wicked servant, I forgave thee all that debt, because thou desiredst me: Shouldest not thou also have had compassion on thy fellowservant, even as I had pity on thee? And his lord was wroth, and delivered him to the tormentors, till he should pay all that was due unto him. So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses."
Matthew 18:32-35, KJV

"Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:"
Luke 6:37, KJV

"Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him. And if he trespass against thee seven times in a day, and seven times in a day turn again to thee, saying, I repent; thou shalt forgive him."
Luke 17:3-4, KJV

"Whose soever sins ye remit, they are remitted unto them; and whose soever sins ye retain, they are retained."
John 20:23, KJV

"Brethren, if a man be overtaken in a fault, ye which are spiritual, restore such an one in the spirit of meekness; considering thyself, lest thou also be tempted."
Galatians 6:1, KJV

"And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you."
Ephesians 4:32, KJV

"And above all things have fervent charity among yourselves: for charity shall cover the multitude of sins."
1 Peter 4:8, KJV

"If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."
1 John 1:9, KJV

[Father McDouglas]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Hmmm. A Scot, eh? Odd. 'On' Easter is never the preposition we would use there. It would be 'at'.

Unless you happen to be a 'Teuchter'

Well I should apologise for ones' Un-Godly spelling and indeed I should.

Amazing spelling for an ignorant Scot. Most would have written ''Jesus's ''

Terribly sorry for spelling something right this time!

And then there's this. I've heard of and been in Boat of Garten, but never 'Garden', in fact my mammy used to sing a song called The Garten Mother's Lullaby when I was wee. I still sing the song to myself now and again. Lovely song it is too.

A lovely song the BOAT OF GARTAN is too. Thank you for correcting me but I suppose we both mean Boat of Gartan rather than my previous 'Boat of Garden' and your 'Boat of Garten' neither of which exist.

Anyway, I'm not here to cast doubt on your authenticity despite the fact that that is exactly what I feel it is my Christian duty to do, so allow me to extend the hand of friendship to you and allow you to at least explain these minor discrepancies.

I'm more than willing to make allowances as it would be nice to see at least one more fellow Jock saved from Jockdom.

I thank you for your kindness.

In our Lord

Agnus

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Wait, who's father are you?



What church do you attend? How much Jameson's do you drink every day?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Welcome friend! I have a blanket from Scotland, I keep it under the seat in my pickup.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Greetings to All,

I am Father Agnus McDouglas, ............ Scotland; ........ on Easter .........

Hmmm. A Scot, eh? Odd. 'On' Easter is never the preposition we would use there. It would be 'at'.

Unless you happen to be a 'Teuchter' and 'Chow the tartan' (Happen to be a Gaelic speaker...that might explain a thing or two.

Jesus' pain. ......

Father McDouglas

Amazing spelling for an ignorant Scot. Most would have written ''Jesus's ''

Location, Boat of Garden

And then there's this. I've heard of and been in Boat of Garten, but never 'Garden', in fact my mammy used to sing a song called The Garten Mother's Lullaby when I was wee. I still sing the song to myself now and again. Lovely song it is too.

Anyway, I'm not here to cast doubt on your authenticity despite the fact that that is exactly what I feel it is my Christian duty to do, so allow me to extend the hand of friendship to you and allow you to at least explain these minor discrepancies.

I'm more than willing to make allowances as it would be nice to see at least one more fellow Jock saved from Jockdom.

Fire away, McDouglas.

Y-i-C, McU.

[Jonesey]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

I notice you are from England, possibly one of the most Un-Godly countries under the Firmament, although I take no offence as I would class England as 'un-civalised' anyway. Scotland has many problems as do many countries although we have a low concentration of muslins, jews, injuns, English and other offensive cretinous creatures.

I agree, though where I live, in Surrey, we only have two people from ethnic minorities and we need them to prepare spicy food to help induce labor in pregnant women. The lack of brown people is is not because of the Bible, sadly, because it is still a godless secular place of vice and sin, but because of the Daily Mail. Everybody here votes Conservative, as well. If you don't you get banished to The North where the poor people and communists are. Well, I made that bit up. Obviously nobody actually knows what happens if someone doesn't vote Conservative in Surrey, because it has never happened.

[Holyfield]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Why are you posting me a video of four men, are you homosexual?

I didn't see anything sexual at all about that video, did you? On the contrary I haven't had a homosexual thought in my whole life.

But you should know that exaggeration is a deception, which is of the Devil.
Revelation 12:9 "And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him."

[Father McDouglas]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Use capitals please!
Deuteronomy 6:4 "Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD:"
Are you sure you aren't one of these fellows?

Thank you for that kind reminder, capital letters are a bit of an issue at the moment as the 'ctrl, shift and, caps' buttons of my keyboard are wrapped around the back of my youngest sons legs. It should teach him for crying like a girl.

Although I am confused by your video of absolute heathens who frequently mock almighty God. What does Yorkshire have to do with any of this? Why are you posting me a video of four men, are you homosexual?

[Father McDouglas]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Welcome, brother. If they need well studied Christians who follow the KJV to the letter anywhere it is Scotland. It is a truly ungodly place, next only to Australia and Holland in its depravity (you know, for so called civilized nations). The filthy papists of Celtic football club... The deep fried pizza... Affronts to baby Jesus...

I notice you are from England, possibly one of the most Un-Godly countries under the Firmament, although I take no offence as I would class England as 'un-civalised' anyway. Scotland has many problems as do many countries although we have a low concentration of muslins, jews, injuns, English and other offensive cretinous creatures.

Do you have one of those kilt things you guys wear? I think they're quite cute. Odd. But cute.

There is no need for a kilt unless you are going to war and even then a pair of trews is the limit for me.

You're not a catholic by the way...'Father'!?

Farther donates being a member of clergy, technically all members of clergy in other false religions are able to take the name 'Father'. we follow the strict guidance of the KJV1611 and I would throw myself from the ends of the earth before becoming a catholic with their false deity.

Peace be upon you

[Holyfield]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Use capitals please!
Deuteronomy 6:4 "Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God is one LORD:"

*blah*blah*blah*
Father McDouglas

Are you sure you aren't one of these fellows?

[Marisa L Sanchez]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Welcome Father

I'd love to visit Scotland, I spent a couple of years in school in Ireland, so I've heard a liitle about it and saw documentals about your beuatiful country.

Do you have one of those kilt things you guys wear? I think they're quite cute. Odd. But cute.

You're not a catholic by the way...'Father'!?

In any way, I hope you have a nice time here and feel the love of Jesus that He has for us all.

(By the way - you might wanna write God with a big 'G' when you're here...)

Best wishes and warm vibes, Marisa.

[Jonesey]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Welcome, brother. If they need well studied Christians who follow the KJV to the letter anywhere it is Scotland. It is a truly ungodly place, next only to Australia and Holland in its depravity (you know, for so called civilized nations). The filthy papists of Celtic football club... The deep fried pizza... Affronts to baby Jesus...

[Father McDouglas]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Thank you kind sir,

I am ever so glad you visited our pleasant land. You will be pleased to know there are many King James hotels and indeed other establishments by the name in Scotland, I see it as a sign from god that he has done well unto god. You may be interested to know that haggis is created from humble, even despised, ingredients as to make use of all of gods gifts to man!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings from Scotland.

Welcome to our friendly forum!

I visited Scotland last year. I was very pleased to see they had a King James hotel there. You people need to get rid of all Haggis though. There is no way God would approve of something like that.