[Nobar King]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

I still haven't figured out what these 'signs' are supposed to be.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

I have always found 1-800-288-8739 to be a good suicide helpline, if only because I want to live long enough to turn the perverts calling into it from their filthy ways.

I'm sure Billy Bob must spend a lot of time pestering that number, it does seem appropriate for his fixation.

[Henry Poppendorfer]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

I have always found 1-800-288-8739 to be a good suicide helpline, if only because I want to live long enough to turn the perverts calling into it from their filthy ways.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

No just annoyance with pain in the butt God-mockers.

You mock and ridicule my Faith, and I keep claim, it does not get under my skin, because I am secure in what I believe, your reaction and that of others in your church do not reflect a similar security, why is that?

But you are not alone in this, other religions too seem to lack the security that we Pastafarians have. Your reactions are echoed by the Islamists and the Hebrews, amongst others, you all seem so insecure, so defensive you your version of god, as if it were a delicate vessel that will break so easily. You all say if we do not worship God the way you say we should we will be denied entry in to heaven. We make no such claim, we even say that if you have lived a good life you will get the Heaven you expect.

FAQ 36-38 And the Dalai Llama Answered: “If you're a true believer in whatever faith you're a part of, and you've done what's expected of you, then that's the Afterlife you get. The Flying Spaghetti Monster has no territorial disputes with anybody else. If you're not going there, we'll take you, and it may not be fun, but it beats the hell (haha! hell!) outta Lakes of Fire.

[RevDrJack]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

Goodnight BIG. I know you will have a perfect sleep because you know the Lord's Name.

Yours in Christ

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

Well your touchiness about a little playful banter does seem to imply some doubt and insecurity.

No just annoyance with pain in the butt God-mockers.

It's like having a mosquito in your bedroom at night, drives you nuts, but you can't seem to get a good swat in to get it to leave you alone.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

So calling the living God is okay in your books, we just shouldn't have such thin skin, is that what you're saying?

Well your touchiness about a little playful banter does seem to imply some doubt and insecurity.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

There is a propitiation on disemboweling people on religious grounds, but what you think of as mocking is fine.

So calling the living God is okay in your books, we just shouldn't have such thin skin, is that what you're saying?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

Anyway doesn't your rule book say you're not allowed to mock us? Or are you a meatball picking pirate?

There is a propitiation on disemboweling people on religious grounds, but what you think of as mocking is fine.

Q: Your "religion" offends my beliefs. What should I do about feeling
mocked?
A: Our alternative beliefs are in no way mocking your beliefs more
than yours mock ours. FSM believers are peaceful, open-minded,
well educated, and reject dogma outright. We've never started a
war and have never killed others for their opposing beliefs. Compare
our record to yours.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

I beg you pardon BIG, but that film is a classic, one of the best ever made!

Oh of course it is.... I mean if you say it is, it must be

That would tend to indicate some sort of multiple personality disorder, I notice you are not similarly afflicted, you always go along with what your invisible friend says.

Those who worship pasta shouldn't throw meatballs.

Anyway doesn't your rule book say you're not allowed to mock us? Or are you a meatball picking pirate?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

I fear that's the road this path is wending its wicked way towards, but if so I shall remain steadfast.

To my doubting brothers and sisters, I forgive you, as Our Lord did forgive Thomas. You may not see the logic in My Path, but I assure you, it is a quicker route to salvation for us all than any Methodonist can provide!

Logic?

You come on here pretending to be a fictional character from a B movie and you claim we can't understand your logic?

Well I don't understand the logic of the guy who argues with his invisible friends either.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

If you're seriously implying that you are suicidal, I urge you to talk to somebody before you even think about hurting yourself.

Here are some toll free, 24 hour, completely confidential suicide hotline numbers you can dial:

1-800-784-2433

1-800-273-8255

[Signing For Christ!]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

Suicide.

I fear that's the road this path is wending its wicked way towards, but if so I shall remain steadfast.

To my doubting brothers and sisters, I forgive you, as Our Lord did forgive Thomas. You may not see the logic in My Path, but I assure you, it is a quicker route to salvation for us all than any Methodonist can provide!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

Lewkas, you are obviously very confused. It is JESUS CHRIST who assures our salvation, not you.

If you're so keen on finding convoluted theological excuses for sinning, I suggest you become a Methodist.

[Cody Parsons]

Re: Viddy this, O my brothers in Christ

Im glad u found Jesus but does everyone talk like that where u come from.