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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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  • Holywellsapian
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    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    You are indeed blessed to see Jesus. I hope you will be in a position to confirm to unbelievers that he is (a) not Jewish at all, (b) is 6’ 3”, blond hair and blue eyes.

    Your partially missing leg worries me though. It makes me wonder just how strong your faith is. The question I ask is, “Have you prayed to Jesus to have the leg miraculously re-grow?” If so, and if it has not, I would think that either your punishment is not over or you are not fully Christian, for do we not read in the Bible:

    M'r:11:22: And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
    M'r:11:23: For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.
    M'r:11:24: Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.
    I do pray every night to God and thank him that my life was not taken. Also that the path i was heading in was not the one he wanted me to take.
    I took to reading the KJV after all this happened! I do not let the fact that i have a gammy leg overcome my duty to serve the Lord.

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  • Holywellsapian
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    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    So are you Bobby Darin, somehow come back to Life?
    Well George Formby has been passed away a long time my friend God bless.

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  • SUV
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    So are you Bobby Darin, somehow come back to Life?

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  • Holywellsapian
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    Originally posted by SUV View Post
    Do you mean to say you were in the Arms of Jesus and JUMPED BACK OUT?

    Sad
    Im afraid so. He did not want to take me so soon.
    St Peter was calling my name and i did not take the bait.

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  • SUV
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    Do you mean to say you were in the Arms of Jesus and JUMPED BACK OUT?

    Sad

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  • Holywellsapian
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    Originally posted by HTannor View Post
    Well, there, Long John Silver, you didn't mention how your teeth fared in the accident, but, if you're a typical brit, it would be rather hard to tell.
    The teeth were saved thank Jesus!

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  • James Hutchins
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    Since when is Altrincham in Texas?

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  • HTannor
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    Well, there, Long John Silver, you didn't mention how your teeth fared in the accident, but, if you're a typical brit, it would be rather hard to tell.

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  • Titus Templeton
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    The Lord Jesus Christ was driving the rig because he wanted to send you a sign. Your half leg is gone now, but i assure you that your life will be thousand times better now. Welcome to our Forum, my cripple-friend.

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  • Holywellsapian
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    Originally posted by godismighty View Post
    God is...

    What horrific sins did you commit to deserve such a fate? to live as a cripple for the rest of your life?

    How many sons has your Wife given birth to?

    how old are you?

    what is your favourite bible verse?


    Well every time i put that skid lid on to go out on my bike it felt like putting devils horns on, it was onwards and upwards from there really so i guess jesus saw the devil trying to take over my soul.

    Deuteronomy 28 verse 35
    The LORD shall smite thee in the knees, and in the legs, with a sore botch that cannot be healed, from the sole of thy foot unto the top of thy head.

    I am 35 years young for my sins.

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  • MisterM
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    So basically Jesus rejected you from entering heaven and made you cripple? Why did you hate God so much to deserve it? What was you hideous sin?

    YiC,
    M

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  • María Gálvez-Villalobos
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    Welcome,

    I'm glad you wasn't died because if this had happen we wouldn't be being able for make your acquintants.

    Welcome to here, and I hope your leg will get better if possible.

    YIC, Mari

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    You are indeed blessed to see Jesus. I hope you will be in a position to confirm to unbelievers that he is (a) not Jewish at all, (b) is 6’ 3”, blond hair and blue eyes.

    Your partially missing leg worries me though. It makes me wonder just how strong your faith is. The question I ask is, “Have you prayed to Jesus to have the leg miraculously re-grow?” If so, and if it has not, I would think that either your punishment is not over or you are not fully Christian, for do we not read in the Bible:

    M'r:11:22: And Jesus answering saith unto them, Have faith in God.
    M'r:11:23: For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.
    M'r:11:24: Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.

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  • godismighty
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    blahblah...Nothing is stronger than the will to live!
    God is...

    What horrific sins did you commit to deserve such a fate? to live as a cripple for the rest of your life?

    How many sons has your Wife given birth to?

    how old are you?

    what is your favourite bible verse?


    Leave a comment:

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