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  • #1

    Hello.

    Hey guys. You have a pretty well put together forum here.
    With that said, I'm going to introduce myself.
    My name is Diana. I am 15 years old. I go to the Church of God of Prophecy and love it. I have not yet read the Bible all the way through, but I plan to some day soon. My favorite verse is Proverbs 4:14. I'm sure you know what that one is without even looking it up.
    I found Jesus as follows.
    I was lying down in my bed. Sleeping. Then, I open my eyes, but couldn't move. I couldn't scream. I couldn't do anything. I heard voices. Screams, fire crackles. It was insane. I immediately started praying.
    It all went away.
    Ever since I have loved and praised Jesus.
    I hope I fit into your little community.
    Oh. One more thing.
    I have friends who are Lesbian.
    That doesn't make me lesbian.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello.

    Originally posted by Canaderp View Post
    Hey guys. You have a pretty well put together forum here.
    Indeed we do.

    Originally posted by Canaderp View Post
    My name is Diana. I am 15 years old.
    Too young to be here, but respectful enough to speak with adults. I will allow you as long as you keep your current tone.

    Originally posted by Canaderp View Post
    I have not yet read the Bible all the way through, but I plan to some day soon.
    Plans mean nothing!! I want a real schedule for you reading the ENTIRE Bible. Start with Brother V's Bible in a year.

    The Bible is online and available to you 24/7 here.

    Originally posted by Canaderp
    I found Jesus as follows.
    I was lying down in my bed. Sleeping. Then, I open my eyes, but couldn't move. I couldn't scream. I couldn't do anything. I heard voices. Screams, fire crackles. It was insane. I immediately started praying.
    It all went away.
    Ever since I have loved and praised Jesus.
    Amen! Ever since I was a child I was afraid of the dark too! It was only my prayers to Jesus and the assurance of His angels that I am safe from serial killers, random violence, roaches crawling in my mouth and all other sorts of horrible things.

    Originally posted by Canaderp
    I hope I fit into your little community.
    Oh. One more thing.
    I have friends who are Lesbian.
    That doesn't make me lesbian.
    Read Romans 1 before you get mad at me, for telling you what is in the Bible. Read until it makes sense to you! Not only do queer girls deserve death, but their supporters as well according to Paul.

    Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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    • #3
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by Canaderp View Post
      Hey guys. You have a pretty well put together forum here.
      With that said, I'm going to introduce myself.
      My name is Diana. I am 15 years old. I go to the Church of God of Prophecy and love it. I have not yet read the Bible all the way through, but I plan to some day soon. My favorite verse is Proverbs 4:14. I'm sure you know what that one is without even looking it up.
      I found Jesus as follows.
      I was lying down in my bed. Sleeping. Then, I open my eyes, but couldn't move. I couldn't scream. I couldn't do anything. I heard voices. Screams, fire crackles. It was insane. I immediately started praying.
      It all went away.
      Ever since I have loved and praised Jesus.
      I hope I fit into your little community.
      Oh. One more thing.
      I have friends who are Lesbian.
      That doesn't make me lesbian.
      Is this supposed to be a poem or something? If so, your rhythm is off ;]

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      • #4
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by Canaderp View Post
        Hey guys. You have a pretty well put together forum here.
        With that said, I'm going to introduce myself.
        My name is Diana. I am 15 years old. I go to the Church of God of Prophecy and love it. I have not yet read the Bible all the way through, but I plan to some day soon. My favorite verse is Proverbs 4:14. I'm sure you know what that one is without even looking it up.
        I found Jesus as follows.
        I was lying down in my bed. Sleeping. Then, I open my eyes, but couldn't move. I couldn't scream. I couldn't do anything. I heard voices. Screams, fire crackles. It was insane. I immediately started praying.
        It all went away.
        Ever since I have loved and praised Jesus.
        I hope I fit into your little community.
        Oh. One more thing.
        I have friends who are Lesbian.
        That doesn't make me lesbian.
        Hi. There is ample opportunity to find understanding of God's Word here. The Pastors are available to teach us (in the absence of a husband). You did not mention if you were married?

        I have been reading JUDGES which is a great record of God's Perfect Love and what happens when people reject His tendermercies. Now I'm reading the books of the Prophets, and today have been reading EZEKIEL - another wonerful account of God's Excellent Lovingkindness (and what happens when people reject it: God tells them what will happen: He doesn't want it to happen: but they dis Him anyway). I'm up to CHAPTER 23.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by Canaderp View Post
          Hey guys. You have a pretty well put together forum here.
          God did it. Just like everything else. You need to thank Him, not us.

          With that said, I'm going to introduce myself.
          My name is Diana. I am 15 years old. I go to the Church of God of Prophecy and love it.
          What kind of a 'feel good' Church is that? I bet you do not even use a real Bible.

          I have not yet read the Bible all the way through, but I plan to some day soon. My favorite verse is Proverbs 4:14. I'm sure you know what that one is without even looking it up.
          You are 15, you should of read the Bible at least 30 to 50 times by now. What are you wasting your time on instead of baby Jesus? Looking at pictures of cooters no doubt.

          I found Jesus as follows.
          I was lying down in my bed. Sleeping. Then, I open my eyes, but couldn't move. I couldn't scream. I couldn't do anything. I heard voices. Screams, fire crackles. It was insane. I immediately started praying.
          It all went away.
          Sounds more to me like the Devil urging you.

          Ever since I have loved and praised Jesus.
          I hope I fit into your little community.
          I hope God will fit in to you too.

          Oh. One more thing.
          I have friends who are Lesbian.
          That doesn't make me lesbian.
          You have to get away from the lezbos, they will try to infect and convert you to make you one of them. You may not be an admitted lezbo at the moment but if you continue to be with 'those people' you will cut your hair short and listen to kd lang all the time. You really want to stick your face in a cooter?

          Welcome to our friendly fourm. Have a good Godly day!
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello.

            Those who defend of befriend queers of either flavor, are condemned to hell right along with the queers themselves. That's right from God's mouth. (Romans 1:31-32)

            You better tell your pervert pals to quite their rugmunching ways and accept Jesus as their personal Savior. Otherwise you'll all be spending eternity being peeled like a grape and dipped in satan's scalding hot spunk.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #7
              Re: Hello.

              Diana,some quick advice. Get rid of your Lesbian friends and read the Bible all the way through. If you stick with your Lesbian friends you will burn in Hell for eternity. The choice is yours.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello.

                Isn't The Church Of God Of Prophecy a sect founded by apostate Baptist Elder Richard Spurting?

                I had a quick look at their website, which is full of demonic symbols as one might expect. Elder Spurting seems to have been a New Testament only freak (and rather litigious).
                copied from their Doctrine page:
                The Church embraces all biblical doctrines as taught in the New Testament and have listed some that may be helpful to believers seeking to mature in Christ Jesus:


                “unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.” Titus 1:15


                Their scripture is KJV, but I'm not sure about the "received wisdom" of Spurting on lesbians; I'll have another look:
                WOMEN IN ACTION
                The Ladies Retreat celebrated in General Alvear Mendoza, Argentina.. Pastor Nancy Fuentes presented wonderful workshops..
                PASTOR NANCY ? ? ? ? ? workshops ? ?

                I closed the site at once. I will not link to it.
                (but could probably post the address? (which is: http://www.cogop.org/ ))

                Miss Derp, the views of this Elder Spurting do not seem to be the same as the clear message presented in The Bible. Jesus would have known all about Richard Spurting of course, and this is what He said:

                MATTHEW 5 17-19 25a,b,c 27-28b
                Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy , but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven . . Agree with thine adversary quickly, whiles thou art in the way with him; lest at any time the adversary deliver thee to the judge . .
                [CoGoP have decisions forced upon them in the form of secular Court Orders]
                Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already . .
                READ ALL OF MATTHEW 5 HERE

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello.

                  Welcome, Canaderp! How many sons have you borne for your husband?
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