Hello!!

[Mr. Williams]

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Hello Mr Wiliams. It warms my heart to read that you are an ex-homer. How did you manage to break free from the shackles of your twisted previous life? Did Jesus touch you in some way? What is your favourite verse of the bible?

I ask because I'm planning a mission to 'gay' sauna near to where I live. I could draw on your experience to help those homers realise that they can be helped - if they choose to be. Also, Should I wear latex gloves when visiting such establishments?

Yes, wear latex gloves for sure and what ever you do don't bend over, because they will rape you in a second

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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The Lord will protect us. We will be on a 'Homer re-initiation to decent society' mission.

[MarÃa Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Hello Mr Wiliams. It warms my heart to read that you are an ex-homer. How did you manage to break free from the shackles of your twisted previous life? Did Jesus touch you in some way? What is your favourite verse of the bible?

I ask because I'm planning a mission to 'gay' sauna near to where I live. I could draw on your experience to help those homers realise that they can be helped - if they choose to be. Also, Should I wear latex gloves when visiting such establishments?

Oh no no no no no! Don't go near that place - you could be getting a intrusion or trespassing by surprise if you're not carefull!

I hope this advises help you avoid a pain experience.

YIC, Mari

[Liam the ex-drunk]

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It's great to be finally posting here! I used to be a disgusting sinful homer, but when I decided to give up that disgusting lifestyle that I chose, I found this forum, and I'm very happy to tell everybody I am an ex-homer. I have been reading this forum for a while and I just want to say I have a great amount of respect for the true christian posters on here, you are truly great christians!

Hello Mr Wiliams. It warms my heart to read that you are an ex-homer. How did you manage to break free from the shackles of your twisted previous life? Did Jesus touch you in some way? What is your favourite verse of the bible?

I ask because I'm planning a mission to 'gay' sauna near to where I live. I could draw on your experience to help those homers realise that they can be helped - if they choose to be. Also, Should I wear latex gloves when visiting such establishments?

[Shela Tansper]

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Where do you reside Mr Williams is it a known homer area or have you removed yourself from all temptation and as was previously asked have you been tested for AIDS and are you clean

[landoverlover]

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It's great to be finally posting here! I used to be a disgusting sinful homer, but when I decided to give up that disgusting lifestyle that I chose, I found this forum, and I'm very happy to tell everybody I am an ex-homer. I have been reading this forum for a while and I just want to say I have a great amount of respect for the true christian posters on here, you are truly great christians!

Did you get the AIDS from your misadventures? If so, you should give us fair warning. The jury is still out on whether it can be transmitted over the internets.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Welcome to the kindest forums on the planet, Mr. Williams! Praise God that you have ended your disgusting choice of faggotry and chosen a path to salvation instead.

Tell us more about yourself. How old are you? Are you tall? What are your experiences with Youth Bible Camps?

Awash In A River Of The Blood Of Baby Jesus,
Harry Lester

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus! Another queer healed of it's perversions by Christ!

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Mr. Williams]

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Welcome friend! How often did you spill your seed of Jesus on a non-belivers backside?

How did you change your life to have Jesus come into you?

Many, many times Mr. Hutchins. My life changed when I realized how disgusting my homer life was and how I would do anything to support my disgusting homer lifestyle, it was disgustingbut I'm all better now

[Nighthawk]

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Do you love Jesus?

I may if he gives me candy...

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend! How often did you spill your seed of Jesus on a non-belivers backside?

How did you change your life to have Jesus come into you?

[Mr. Williams]

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Do you love Jesus?

I do love Jesus, Felicity!!

[MarÃa Gálvez-Villalobos]

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It's great to be finally posting here! I used to be a disgusting sinful homer, but when I decided to give up that disgusting lifestyle that I chose, I found this forum, and I'm very happy to tell everybody I am an ex-homer. I have been reading this forum for a while and I just want to say I have a great amount of respect for the true christian posters on here, you are truly great christians!

Welcome!

Say us more of you William!

YIC, Mari.

[Felicity]

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Do you love Jesus?

[Mr. Williams]

It's great to be finally posting here! I used to be a disgusting sinful homer, but when I decided to give up that disgusting lifestyle that I chose, I found this forum, and I'm very happy to tell everybody I am an ex-homer. I have been reading this forum for a while and I just want to say I have a great amount of respect for the true christian posters on here, you are truly great christians!