Hi there

[Shela Tansper]

Re: Hi there

I suggest you stop walking the streets of London in the early hours of the morning then you wan't be harassed by prostitutes also England has produced some fine poets but i am afraid you are not one of them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi there

My name is Joseph or Joe,
I found this forum today.
Greetings all fellow Christians,
I have a question, what do I do...
This girl forces me to have sex with her,
But I say no and push her away.
But she threatens me, sometimes with violence.
Sometimes she comes to me naked and tries to seduce me.
She is very evil and I want to resist.
I thought of buying a chastity belt?
Is that a good idea?

This is the INTRODUCTION forum. You're supposed to introduce yourself.

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[Sister Kitty]

Re: Hi there

Contact Child and Family services immediately! Your mother should not be doing that to you.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hi there

My name is Joseph or Joe,
I found this forum today.
Greetings all fellow Christians,
I have a question, what do I do...
This girl forces me to have sex with her,
But I say no and push her away.
But she threatens me, sometimes with violence.
Sometimes she comes to me naked and tries to seduce me.
She is very evil and I want to resist.
I thought of buying a chastity belt?
Is that a good idea?

Please do not write in blank verse unless you intend to post in the Poetasters' Forum

Your story seems unlikely but it may be related to the fact that you don't know your name.

How do you know this girl? Where does she live? Have you informed your pastor so that he might address the young lady?

[godismighty]

Re: Hi there

My name is Joseph or Joe,
I found this forum today.
Greetings all fellow Christians,
I have a question, what do I do...
This girl forces me to have sex with her,
But I say no and push her away.
But she threatens me, sometimes with violence.
Sometimes she comes to me naked and tries to seduce me.
She is very evil and I want to resist.
I thought of buying a chastity belt?
Is that a good idea?

Joe, Welcome to the friendliest forum on the internets

sad to hear that you aren't man enough to teach that whore her place!
also I am sorry for your extremely bad grammar and begin a Britt, what sins did your parents commit that you were born as a sissy britt?

also what is your favourite verse in the bible?

[Joseph Oliver]

My name is Joseph or Joe,
I found this forum today.
Greetings all fellow Christians,
I have a question, what do I do...
This girl forces me to have sex with her,
But I say no and push her away.
But she threatens me, sometimes with violence.
Sometimes she comes to me naked and tries to seduce me.
She is very evil and I want to resist.
I thought of buying a chastity belt?
Is that a good idea?