Hello good people! It's good to be here.

[HisNoodleyAppendage]

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Thank you very much Pastor Ezekiel! By surrounding myself with other True Christians and scientifically savvy intellectuals, it only makes me more eager to start posting regularly and get to know God's children! Bless you brother.

Or if that baby is spoiled and decides to throw a toy at his dad. I once had a companion who's baby would moan all day and night and the parents would feed to his rottenness! If I was a doctor, I would prescribe a heavy dose of KJV and call it an evening!

Exodus 21:15 And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

Hope you have a glorious day Jack.

-Yours in Christ, Roger.

Brother Roger: Thats excellent you are going through your Creation Science training. If you'd like to extend your education further you should go through the Science of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, which should be found prominently in the science textbooks by now of all Kansas colleges.

[CreationistRoger]

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Welcome back, friend!

Thank you very much Pastor Ezekiel! By surrounding myself with other True Christians and scientifically savvy intellectuals, it only makes me more eager to start posting regularly and get to know God's children! Bless you brother.

Well you seem to have your head on straight young man. It good that you can see the truth about Christian Science and the glory of His creation.

You're also correct about the baby killing. It's an abomination.
Unless of course its for the Lord.

Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

GLORY!

Jack

Or if that baby is spoiled and decides to throw a toy at his dad. I once had a companion who's baby would moan all day and night and the parents would feed to his rottenness! If I was a doctor, I would prescribe a heavy dose of KJV and call it an evening!

Exodus 21:15 And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

Hope you have a glorious day Jack.

-Yours in Christ, Roger.

[Jack O'fagan]

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basically anytime I ask for a missing link (supposedly there are hundreds, peer reviewed evidence please?) or read Chuck Darwin's Satan/Nazi inspired "Origin of Species". The idea that man came from a common ancestor of a chimpanzee is not only patently false, it's insulting and a clear last insult to try and "defeat" God. It's a last resort, and should be catezgorized not as Science, but as as real blasphemy. If you want to believe you are in the same family tree as a feces-throwing monkey, I'm not stopping you...just PLEASE don't call it "science" and do not use my tax payers to spread it through our children's minds. God created the Earth in 6 days and rested on the seventh, how's that for Science? Pretty sound if you ask me brother.

Yours in Christ, -Roger S.

Well you seem to have your head on straight young man. It good that you can see the truth about Christian Science and the glory of His creation.

You're also correct about the baby killing. It's an abomination.
Unless of course its for the Lord.

Hosea 13:16 Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.

GLORY!

Jack

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome back, friend!

[CreationistRoger]

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Welcome aboard, CreationistRoger! When was the last time you gave an evolutionist a good rogering? Metaphorically speaking, of course.

basically anytime I ask for a missing link (supposedly there are hundreds, peer reviewed evidence please?) or read Chuck Darwin's Satan/Nazi inspired "Origin of Species". The idea that man came from a common ancestor of a chimpanzee is not only patently false, it's insulting and a clear last insult to try and "defeat" God. It's a last resort, and should be categorized not as Science, but as as fictional blasphemy. If you want to believe you are in the same family tree as a feces-throwing monkey, I'm not stopping you...just PLEASE don't call it "science" and do not use my tax payers to spread it through our children's minds. God created the Earth in 6 days and rested on the seventh, how's that for Science? Pretty sound if you ask me brother.

Yours in Christ, -Roger S.

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome aboard, CreationistRoger! When was the last time you gave an evolutionist a good rogering? Metaphorically speaking, of course.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[CreationistRoger]

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I agree that murder, when it is not a slaying sanctioned by God, can be just as evil as anal sex. That is why we must not allow Obama to win reelection. Right now he is playing the moderate liberal, but if he wins reelection, that's when the true cannibalistic African jigaboo within will rear its ugly head. Remember to vote Republican, so that we can pass laws distinguishing between Godly slaying and unGodly murder!

amen to that! Help us.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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the sin of murder (specifically in unborn babies) is my least favorite

I agree that murder, when it is not a slaying sanctioned by God, can be just as evil as anal sex. That is why we must not allow Obama to win reelection. Right now he is playing the moderate liberal, but if he wins reelection, that's when the true cannibalistic African jigaboo within will rear its ugly head. Remember to vote Republican, so that we can pass laws distinguishing between Godly slaying and unGodly murder!

[CreationistRoger]

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Welcome young man,

Let's not be concerned with providing faith and evidence to others just yet. Landover Baptist is well staffed with Godly Pastors and True Christians™ to serve the needs of the lost and ignorant.

Rather, we would like to learn some more about you. What verse of the KJV1611 Holy Bible makes you leap out of bed each morning? How old are you now? What church do you attend? Is there a particular filthy sin that made you seek God and forgiveness? How do you earn your shekels?

In Christ

Of course Brother Harold, I certainly do not want to take anything away from the brilliant minds already bestowed on this forum.

My favorite verse(s) in the Holy Bible (albeit hard, since every single one pertains to my life) would have to be Matthew 6:19-21

Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

I think Jesus's teaching on the mount were absolutely perfect and should be read many times by a true Christian. I am 22 years old and am currently an intern at my local Baptist Church in Missouri, my calling is to serve the Lord in ministry. As for sin, while I think it's all filthy and wrong in the eyes of God, the sin of murder (specifically in unborn babies) is my least favorite and is unfortunately a common theme in our liberal/blasphemous run country. If you have any other questions, please feel free to ask! The glory of God is a magnificent and wonderful thing, it can never be shared too many times.

Yours in Christ, -Roger S.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Welcome young man,

Let's not be concerned with providing faith and evidence to others just yet. Landover Baptist is well staffed with Godly Pastors and True Christians™ to serve the needs of the lost and ignorant.

Rather, we would like to learn some more about you. What verse of the KJV1611 Holy Bible makes you leap out of bed each morning? How old are you now? What church do you attend? Is there a particular filthy sin that made you seek God and forgiveness? How do you earn your shekels?

In Christ

[CreationistRoger]

After finding the Lord Jesus Christ as an unsaved teen, I made it my mission in life to carry out the perfect and infallible word of God (KJV of course), and it's good to be here with others who see the obvious beauty and existence of our creator! As a Christian, I'm proud to say that my love of science points to an obvious 6,000 year Earth, and I cannot wait to provide my evidence and faith to others! God bless, and see ya around.

Yours in Christ, -Roger S.