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    I was told I should come here and introduce myself. Hello. My name is Mark. I suppose my favorite Biblical Verse is Deuteronomy 9:8 - Also in Horeb ye provoked the LORD to wrath, so that the LORD was angry with you to have destroyed you. Also, I suppose I found Jesus in the usual way, in the Bible.

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    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Mark Fox View Post
    I was told I should come here and introduce myself. Hello. My name is Mark. I suppose my favorite Biblical Verse is Deuteronomy 9:8 - Also in Horeb ye provoked the LORD to wrath, so that the LORD was angry with you to have destroyed you. Also, I suppose I found Jesus in the usual way, in the Bible.
    Well meet friend. I look forward to having fellowship with you then.

    There are so many athiests scum running around its so hard to trust anyone. It's refreshing to meet a good Christian.

    So how how much of a percentage do you think Governor Perry will win by in 2012?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello

      I'd welcome you but you left already, probably in a huff.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello

        The atheist scum will get what they deserve when God sends them to SATAN's lair. Rick Perry will win by a landslide. It is time to bring our country back to the path of salvation, and away from the evil path Barack "the terrorist" Obama has steered us toward.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello

          Why put the quotation marks around the terrorist?

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          • #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Mark Fox View Post
            I was told I should come here and introduce myself. Hello. My name is Mark. I suppose my favorite Biblical Verse is Deuteronomy 9:8 - Also in Horeb ye provoked the LORD to wrath, so that the LORD was angry with you to have destroyed you. Also, I suppose I found Jesus in the usual way, in the Bible.
            Welcome Mark to our friendly church forum. Tell us a little about yourself.

            How many soldiers for Jesus have you begat?
            What pie that your wife bakes is your favorite?
            How many hours does it take you to clean your guns?
            How many hours do you spend studying your 1611 King James Bible?
            When you say, "I found Jesus in the usual way, in the Bible" do you mean that there are pretty pictures of Jesus in your Bible? Or do you mean something else? You are not one of those crazy people who think Jesus is laying between the pages of the Bible holding a one on one conversation with them, or appear in a potato chip, are you?
            YiJC, BS

            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello

              Hi there, Mark!

              Tell us, what kinds of sin did you habitually wallow in, prior to finding Jesus? Please be as detailed as possible. Don't worry, you can't shock us; we're Christians!
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              • #8
                Re: Hello

                How many soldiers for Jesus have you begat? 3. Two sons, one daughter.
                What pie that your wife bakes is your favorite? Apple, it is the only pie American enough for Jesus to approve of.
                How many hours does it take you to clean your guns? Between the 12 of them I can clean then in a little over 3 hours. The years of practice have payed off.
                How many hours do you spend studying your 1611 King James Bible? More than I spend with my family, yet it is never enough.
                When you say, "I found Jesus in the usual way, in the Bible" do you mean that there are pretty pictures of Jesus in your Bible? Or do you mean something else? You are not one of those crazy people who think Jesus is laying between the pages of the Bible holding a one on one conversation with them, or appear in a potato chip, are you? No, no, no, of course not. I found Jesus in a much less literal sense, I found him in the truth of the Bible, as it is written by God through the hands of men.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Ugh... in and out like a flash.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Mark Fox View Post
                    3. Two sons, one daughter.
                    So that's 2 then.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello

                      I never understood why there are people who bother to count their daughters.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        I never understood why there are people who bother to count their daughters.
                        Or keep them, for that matter. I know somebody has to raise daughters, but why not an orphanage? I gave all of mine (four, I think) up for adoption. I didn't want all their bleeding to distract from my sons' Bible study. After all, they will need all the favor of the Lord when they turn seventeen and join the Godly American Army!
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                        • #13
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                          You're not related to that spazz Michael J Fox, are you?

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello

                            No, although we do have the same great last name (he makes it a little worse by having it).

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello

                              We have a thing out this way called "Car Fox', are you part of that?
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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