Hi everybody

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Hi everybody

Seem like?

Remember, Brother Papist, that the systematic indoctrination in American public schools, hospitals and other foul and Godless places say, "The only stupid questions are those left unasked."

Liberals, joos, mudslimes, swish, eskimoes and other demonic political groups want people to ask stupid questions so that their opposition (Christians) spends so much time answering them that they fail to see what is really going on.

Take the socialist ideas of public healthcare as an example. Demoncrats, illegal aliens and homersexuals are so busy asking Godly Republican lawmakers stupid questions that bills like Obamacare slip through while those Godly men are answering those stupid questions - or defending the Godly position from those stupid questions.

As another example, take the subject of bullying. The liberal, homersexual agenda is to keep asking, "Why is so much more bullying going on?" The answer is that there isn't, but while that question is being answered laws which change the meaning of the word bully have been passed in almost every state. Why, in one state the meaning of bully is so liberal that a group of kids who refuse to let someone sit at their table in school can be labeled as bullies and suspended from school. Just think what would happen if we let our children to go public schools. They would, of course, sit together at lunch. If they refused to let some son of Ham sit at their table they would be labeled as bullies. If we, their parents, didn't tell them to allow hellbound heathens to sit at their table we could be charged with a crime in most states. Our children could be expelled, and even removed from our Godly guidance in some other states.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Once again, the Truth speaks. Thank you Rev. for taking the time to answer what must seem like stupid questions.

Seem like?

[s. warnin]

Re: Hi everybody

Once again, the Truth speaks. Thank you Rev. for taking the time to answer what must seem like stupid questions.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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This brings me to my next point, I am not American. I was born and still live in Belgium. There are not many suitable churches nearby because this is mostly a papal country.

Just to make sure you didn't accidentally make a typo; did you mean you are from a Papal or PayPal country?

Is there really a difference? PayPal allows people to supposedly buy salvation, and the cathlick "church" does the same with its silly pagan, boy-buggering ceremonies dressed in the guise of Christianity.

[s. warnin]

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This brings me to my next point, I am not American. I was born and still live in Belgium. There are not many suitable churches nearby because this is mostly a papal country.

Just to make sure you didn't accidentally make a typo; did you mean you are from a Papal or PayPal country?

[Nobar King]

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The first thing you need to do is renounce your addiction to Minecraft. You must swear on your mother's grave that you will never play Minecraft, again. If you do find yourself playing Minecraft, then that's prima facie evidence that you hate Jesus and all of Christianity and would rather worship griefers and Satan and whoever else.

Once you have publicly renounced Minecraft, then you can begin your path to True Christianhood.

[Faith_Machine]

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I didn't spend any time thinking about anything spiritual until I became aware of what was wrong in our society, surely this is not how things are supposed to be?

Welcome, Joel! Tell us, what do you consider to be the most pernicious wrongs in society? What offends you the most, and what do you think the Lord would want us to do about those things?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independent Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Welcome young man!

Not to worry. God's Word in the KJV1611 Holy Bible can be read online here. I believe the Google will translate into Dutch for you to understand.

Start at the beginning and read at your own pace. But keep in mind that God didn't dilly dally about when writing it, so make an effort to at least complete one book per day.

Feel free to post in other threads, but as a new member to our forums, please remember your place. Treat all others with respect, especially Forum Members, True Christians™ and Pastors. Always ask yourself if Jesus Christ would frown or smile before you click the "submit" button.

May God bless you as you draw near to Him!

In Christ

[JoelProvoost]

Hello everybody,

A quick note to introduce myself

First of all, I am very new to religion. I didn't spend any time thinking about anything spiritual until I became aware of what was wrong in our society, surely this is not how things are supposed to be?
I have been reading your forum for a bit and I must say that I'm enthousiastic about the many solutions given to various problems in society. This is why I would like to join your community and share your view on the world.

Now comes the bad part.. I Haven't read the Bible yet. But I am determined to do so ASAP! I understand that many of you might not find me worthy of posting here but be sure I will study Scripture and Find a church to go to.

This brings me to my next point, I am not American. I was born and still live in Belgium. There are not many suitable churches nearby because this is mostly a papal country.

Finally I would like to say that I hope I can be a part of your community and until I know my scripture propperly I will not post on anything I have no knowledge of and keep my posts to a minimum and only on subjects that I can comment on.

Thank you, Joel