[Nathan B. Forrest]

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I see Miss KitKat is back, but no closer to a good Christian husband to tell her what to think.

And that's just a darned shame right there.... how can we consider her thoughts seriously without a good Christian man to guide her?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I see Miss KitKat is back, but no closer to a good Christian husband to tell her what to think.

[JustGotSaved]

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Kitty Kat,

If you need a pen-pal, you should look up me. Maybe i can help. I can help you lose you're passion for sex.

You dont have to tell me your sorted stories, or send me any tapes, but i'll listen. (of course if it would help, by all means...)

See, i'm still looking for a girl friend and your the new girl around here, so it's only natural that i'd ask you.

By the way, i'm condsidered pretty much the Big Man around the Topeka Mens' Mission, so you cant go wrong with The JGSster haha lol.

JGS

[Faith_Machine]

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I'll help you out for $250 there sugartits......

oops, soory, there's that satan speaking for me again.

On a side note, what's with the guy named Redeemed Rapist doing on a Christian site like this? Oh Lord!!!

Do you sniff glue before you type your posts?

[ge-sus is long dead]

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I'll help you out for $250 there sugartits......

oops, soory, there's that satan speaking for me again.

On a side note, what's with the guy named Redeemed Rapist doing on a Christian site like this? Oh Lord!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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There's no charge for sending them to me. My email link is at the bottom of my signature. 100% True Christian(tm) counseling, completely confidential and full of discretion, I swear to God.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Once again I am minded of the thoughtless fools who rush in here ranting about how uncaring we are. Yet here we see good brother Deaner bending over backwards to save this floozy from Satan's clutches because he has heard her plaintive appeal for God's loving rather than fornication.

The lengths true Christians will go to to fully understand the perversions of others in order that they open themselves wide to be filled with the love of Christ is truly humbling.

And yet people say, because we rightly rebuke those sinners who come here to mock God, that we are unfriendly.

Brother Deaner, your loving self-sacrifice and willingness to expose yourself to temptation on behalf of this potential harlot is exemplary.

GLORY

[Deaner]

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i can do that, umm but i would rather do so mreo privately first, my contact details should be on my page, if not my email is *redacted*, i have yahoo messenger too

i am sorry about this

Dear Kitty;

I understand your fears. My join date says 2006 but I have been here somewhat longer than that (I think, I don't use my time as a servant to Christ as some kind of badge of honour) and I can spot a sincere seeker as soon as I meet one.

You are a sweet girl. Eager to do what is right and to please your Lord to the best of your ability. It brings tears to my eyes to finally see our mostly rebellious children choose the path you have. But you must understand...

Confession to the Lord unburdens your soul. It releases you from the torment and shame that satan consistently whispers in your ear to keep you under his power. Please allow me to make a suggestion; a compromise if you will.

Your biggest problem seems to be unnatural acts with other women. Now please understand... this is satan; not you. You are young and virile with a firm body, bust, and buttocks and the sexual appetite of a wild boar. Of course you would be a favourite target of satan. But you must understand that we are only here to help. We at Landover do not give in to the passions of Satan and are only here to serve you.

What I suggest is that you send any pictures or videos of yourself and your obviously possessed friends to me in complete confidence. I will then assemble a group of the finest pastors to review them to see if we can tell if it is an actual possession or if your friends are just deviant sluts leading you down the road to perdition.

Unfortunately, there is a $500 charge for this service. I am sure your father would not have a problem donating this to our church as he seems to genuinely care for you. We will handle the rest.

One more question; does your father ever touch you in places that make you feel "uncomfortable" or "squishy" between your thigh's? Please let us know as soon as possible. I am afraid you are in great need of help.

Yours In Christ

Deaner

[Faith_Machine]

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i can do that, umm but i would rather do so mreo privately first, my contact details should be on my page, if not my email is *redacted*, i have yahoo messenger too

i am sorry about this

Oh, it's so nice that you're so open to receiving the Lord's love! It's not a good idea to post your e-mail address publicly, however, as we've often been besieged by perverts who come here trying to initiate cyber-sex relationships with young girls.

[KittyKat]

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KittyKat, I can't emphasize enough the need for you to confess the things you have done, so that you may receive healing through the concerned prayers of others here.

James 5:16 "Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much."

Proverbs 28:13 "He that covereth his sins shall not prosper: But whoso confesseth and forsaketh them shall have mercy."

1 John 1:9 " If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."

So you see young lady, the first step to forgiveness and healing is to confess all of your filthy sins. Don't hold back. Confess and be free!

Peace be with you...

i can do that, umm but i would rather do so mreo privately first, my contact details should be on my page, if not my email is *redacted*, i have yahoo messenger too

i am sorry about this

[Bible Student]

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Kat, I suggest you leave this site immediately. You appear to be too good of a person to let these hypnotists corrupt you :]
~ThatWiccanKid

Besides knowing nothing about hypnotism, what else do you know little to nothing about? It would be a neat trick to hypnotize someone over the InterWebs.

[s. warnin]

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Let's see here...Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Doesn't say anything about smoothies where you're going....

[Faith_Machine]

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Whoa, I'm impressed. You've got quite a sadistic imagination there, don't cha? With that kinda talk, I'll be seeing you down there. Just think, maybe we grab a smoothie together or something?
~ThatWiccanKid

May I ask why you're here?

We're here to praise Jesus.

[ThatGayKid]

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Whoa, I'm impressed. You've got quite a sadistic imagination there, don't cha? With that kinda talk, I'll be seeing you down there. Just think, maybe we grab a smoothie together or something?
~ThatWiccanKid

[Faith_Machine]

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I'm bringing an air conditioner down with me, so Hell can be a nice tropical paradise for when I get there :]
~ThatWiccanKid

You'll get no sympathy from me when Satan cracks that air conditioner open and uses a funnel to pour refrigerant down your throat.