Hi Everyone!

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Hi Everyone!

I don't think it much matters, Brother BS. Mr. ant seems to be one of those cherry picking false "Christians" who visit this forum and decide that it's far too difficult to follow everything God said in the Bible.

At least he got a dose or two of scripture before being damned.

[Bible Student]

Re: Hi Everyone!

Originally Posted by Mr. ant
jonah gets swallowed by a whale.

The book of Jonah clearly states that Jonah was swallowed by a great fish, not a whale. Jonah 1:17, Jonah 2:1, Jonah 2:10

The only person swallowed by a whale in the KJV was Jonas. Matthew 12:40

Please resist the devil's temptations to twist the Word of God on this forum.

Excellent point there Brother Yeshua. But we have to be careful not to do all of Mr. ant's homework, else we have no way to measure his success on the way to obtaining eternal salvation. He must show us that he is striving to accept the God-breathed words of Baby Jesus as found in the 1611 King James Bible.

[s. warnin]

Re: Hi Everyone!

The book of Jonah clearly states that Jonah was swallowed by a great fish, not a whale. Jonah 1:17, Jonah 2:1, Jonah 2:10

The only person swallowed by a whale in the KJV was Jonas. Matthew 12:40

Please resist the devil's temptations to twist the Word of God on this forum.

Excellent correction Yeshua. Thank you for your vigilance.

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Hi Everyone!

jonah gets swallowed by a whale.

The book of Jonah clearly states that Jonah was swallowed by a great fish, not a whale. Jonah 1:17, Jonah 2:1, Jonah 2:10

The only person swallowed by a whale in the KJV was Jonas. Matthew 12:40

Please resist the devil's temptations to twist the Word of God on this forum.

[s. warnin]

Re: Hi Everyone!

I dont know my favorite bible verse, but I think it might be the one where jonah gets swallowed by a whale. As you can guess I don't really know too much about scripture, or about our lord jesus christ. I was raised ucc and attent a methodist church now. This is where I need your help. We don't use the king James bible, and I don't get the whole truth of Jesus Christ, because the version I use is probably tainted. I feel lost and lonely right now, and need Jesus, but I'm not very familiar with the bible, and don't know very much about Jesus. I don't know how to be saved or how to be a good christian, and I need jesus at this point in my life and was hoping you could help me.

Interesting choice. Jonah was swallowed by the whale because he refused to comply with God's Will. I am wondering why you choose this illustration as your favorite. Do you refuse God's Will as well? Do you, like Jonah, run from God?

Or, my tentative friend, have you come here, as a wolf in sheep's clothing, planning to cause unrest by injecting your poisonous philosophies? Are you feigning ignorance in order to start an argument in which you hope to make some point about atheism? If so, you will not succeed, for I assure you that the True Christians here have donned whole armour of God: Ephesians 6:11 "Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil."

If, however, you are honest, humble, and possess a thirst that can only be quenched by the True Source, then welcome...

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome aboard, Mr. Ant! I must say it's very refreshing to see somebody come here with such humility and just straight-up admit they don't know as much as they'd like to.

Tell us more about yourself. What school to you go to? What's your favorite hunting rifle? How soon to you plan to get married, and how many sons do you hope to have?

[Brother Temperance]

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We do also have a handy resource here on the site for first-time Bible readers. Start here.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi Everyone!

Thanks I'l go do that

Read it straight through, and don't skip any parts. Keep the distractions to a minimum. Take notes on things that you don't understand, and come back and ask questions about those when you're done.

And most of all: HAVE FUN!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mr. ant]

Re: Hi Everyone!

Thanks I'l go do that

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi Everyone!

We're here to praise God, not read the Bible for you.

Are you retarded that you can't read it yourself?

Go and read the King James Bible starting at Genesis and keep going until you reach the end.

All will then become clear.

[Mr. ant]

I dont know my favorite bible verse, but I think it might be the one where jonah gets swallowed by a whale. As you can guess I don't really know too much about scripture, or about our lord jesus christ. I was raised ucc and attent a methodist church now. This is where I need your help. We don't use the king James bible, and I don't get the whole truth of Jesus Christ, because the version I use is probably tainted. I feel lost and lonely right now, and need Jesus, but I'm not very familiar with the bible, and don't know very much about Jesus. I don't know how to be saved or how to be a good christian, and I need jesus at this point in my life and was hoping you could help me.