Hello there

[Deaner]

Re: Hello there

Hello guys and girls, I'm a newbie and I hope I'm welcome here. I really find this forum so interesting specially that it talks a lot about faith, hope to enjoy my stay.

Are you a virgin?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Tell us about yourself, your church, and the sins you've wallowed in.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome aboard, Bre... Brazl...

Um, how do I say your name again?

Anyway, we don't get many Russians here. Do you drink a lot of potato vodka?

[s. warnin]

Re: Hello there

Hello guys and girls, I'm a newbie and I hope I'm welcome here. I really find this forum so interesting specially that it talks a lot about faith, hope to enjoy my stay.

Well hello again...child of disobedience. Your heart must be heavy with your filthy sins...which of them brings you here?

Peace be with you...

[Zechariah Smyth]

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It's true we do talk about faith quite a bit here. But more about you! Where do you go to church? What's your favorite Bible verse? What are the sweetest words Jesus has whispered in your ear this fine day?

We want to get to know you!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[brezhanL]

Hello guys and girls, I'm a newbie and I hope I'm welcome here. I really find this forum so interesting specially that it talks a lot about faith, hope to enjoy my stay.