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[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

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Hello holy people! I'm new here, and I hope you will all love me as much as I love Jesus.

Matthew 6:24. Read it, temptress. I for one will not be loving you nearly as much as I love my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

In fact, if my current love for you after you've tried to lure me away from my lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, is any indication of your love for my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, then you are must be a degenerate godmocking harlot.

[Brother Temperance]

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Just to check, you do mean that you got redeemed and now you're a Baptist, not that you used to be a Baptist and now you're redeemed, right?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[s. warnin]

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Hello holy people! I'm new here, and I hope you will all love me as much as I love Jesus.

How do you know that you love Jesus?

[Brother V]

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Hello holy people! I'm new here, and I hope you will all love me as much as I love Jesus.

Sure, be happy to.

So, what's your favorite verse, I'm starting to like Ecclesiastes 3:13 more and more each day.

YIC
V

[RedeemedBaptist]

Hello holy people! I'm new here, and I hope you will all love me as much as I love Jesus.