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Greetings, fellow conservatives!
My name is Brother Jimmy, and I'm so glad I found a forum for True Christians™. My parents raised me to be a patriotic, God-fearing, King James Bible-reading conservative, but I live in the sinful city of San Francisco where I'm surrounded by liberals, New Agers, athiests, and all other kinds of Satanism. Believe it or not, I haven't met one Christian in this entire city other than the loving conservative family who raised me. It's a sinful, horrible place. The only "Christians" I can find support sodomy and use the New International Version "Bible" in their services! I can't believe that they would claim the name of the Lord Jesus Christ while pursuing such atrocities!
Of course, I spend much of my time trying to witness to these poor souls, but they are angry, ungrateful, and unrepentant. One day I'll laugh at their souls descending into the depths of a firey Hell, but I'll just witness to them in the meantime.
That's why I'm so glad that I've found a Bible-fearing online community. I will finally be able to share my experiences in this sinful city as well as fellowship with other Bible-believing True Christians™ from around the USA! (If you don't live here, you're probably unsaved trash, even if you use this forum.) All the heretics around here do is party and drive around in their heathenistic hybrid convertables. This is the most exciting thing that's happened to me in years!
I have started a homechurch with my family and my cousins next door (the only True Christians™ I know in this modern Sodomite horror story) and we hold services every Sunday morning from 6 AM to 4 PM (the best part about starting a church at home is getting to set your own hours!) where we sing songs about our love for Jesus Christ and educate ourselves in a completely unbiased manner on the dangers of the evil, liberal, devil-worshipping society that we live in.
My favorite Bible verse is Luke 12:51, in which Jesus states, "Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division." This is my favorite because many liberals tend to portray Jesus as a namby-pamby, peace-mongering hippie, when in fact he came to deliver the divine wrath of God.
Coming to know Jesus was the hugest decision of my life, of course. Even a two year-old realizes the significance of being saved from eternal Hellfire and accepted into the warm bosom of the Lord. My parents raised me to be a conservative, and not even this liberal hellhole, with its godless scientists and so-called intellectuals, can take that away from me.
Of course, I spend much of my time trying to witness to these poor souls, but they are angry, ungrateful, and unrepentant. One day I'll laugh at their souls descending into the depths of a firey Hell, but I'll just witness to them in the meantime.
That's why I'm so glad that I've found a Bible-fearing online community. I will finally be able to share my experiences in this sinful city as well as fellowship with other Bible-believing True Christians™ from around the USA! (If you don't live here, you're probably unsaved trash, even if you use this forum.) All the heretics around here do is party and drive around in their heathenistic hybrid convertables. This is the most exciting thing that's happened to me in years!
I have started a homechurch with my family and my cousins next door (the only True Christians™ I know in this modern Sodomite horror story) and we hold services every Sunday morning from 6 AM to 4 PM (the best part about starting a church at home is getting to set your own hours!) where we sing songs about our love for Jesus Christ and educate ourselves in a completely unbiased manner on the dangers of the evil, liberal, devil-worshipping society that we live in.
My favorite Bible verse is Luke 12:51, in which Jesus states, "Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division." This is my favorite because many liberals tend to portray Jesus as a namby-pamby, peace-mongering hippie, when in fact he came to deliver the divine wrath of God.
Coming to know Jesus was the hugest decision of my life, of course. Even a two year-old realizes the significance of being saved from eternal Hellfire and accepted into the warm bosom of the Lord. My parents raised me to be a conservative, and not even this liberal hellhole, with its godless scientists and so-called intellectuals, can take that away from me.
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