Hello, Pleased to Meet you!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, Pleased to Meet you!

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I always feel sorry for you UK boys, struggling to find Jesus in a society of toothless homersexurals, driving on the wrong side of the road, unable to speak God's favorite language (American).

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[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Hello, Pleased to Meet you!

Welcome to the only place on the internet you will find True Christians™ and no pornography.

Im COE

You're kin to David Allen?

I know I must respect them

Exodus 20:12 says that since they are your parents, they must be honored by you. However, in accordance with 2 Corinthians 6:14, you can respectfully never associate with them, and Deuteronomy 13:6-10 says you should respectfully stone them. So long as you don't dishonor them.

my past life

You believe in reincarnation? Can you support it with scripture?

All in all, that was a fine introduction.
However, you should tell us all about your forays into homsinuality and other sins (James 5:16). Also, how many Soldiers for Christ your wife has issued from her cursed loins.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, Pleased to Meet you!

A cautious welcome to you, Joseph.

I too admire Ecclesiastes, especially this one:

(Ecclesiastes 1:14) "I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit."



How many sons do you have, friend?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello, Pleased to Meet you!

What particular contradictory nonsense made you reject the Islamic deathstyle and move to the loving message of Jesus?

[Pushingredemption]

Hello ,my name Joseph. Im COE but i would like to learn more about your church. I found the light of Jesus, at 17 after i realized my parents are heathens. I know I must respect them but it is a simple fact, they are muslims. However I have cast them off and all affiliations from my past life, and now live a happy life as a Christian. I attend the St Peter church in Allexton. My favorite bible verse (its hard to choose just one) I think is Ecclesiastes 1:18. It reminds me that I need to look to only one place for my answers.

Joseph.