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  • #1

    4 reasons why God hates Christians.

    1. You all are hating assholes.

    2. He will fuck you and rape your children when you go to heaven or hell.

    3. He will kill your mother and bury her and after 3 years, he will dig her up and fuck her till her bones are dust.

    4. The whole world wants to kill you and so does Jesus, no one loves you perverts. Just end your life now and save yourself from being gangbanged by your fake losers in your dumbass bible. Your Bible was written by a penis that was more intelligent then you niggers.

    I am smarter then all of you, U MAD FAGS?


    You are all going to hell!

    Verse 5:9, Romulus, "He who believes in thy God of this Christian scum shall burn in thy lowest floor of hades hell!
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  • #2
    Re: 4 reasons why God hates Christians.

    Glory!

    Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #3
      Re: 4 reasons why God hates Christians.

      Originally posted by ILoveGod!! View Post
      1. You all are hating assholes.

      2. He will piffle you and rape your children when you go to heaven or hell.

      3. He will kill your mother and bury her and after 3 years, he will dig her up and piffle her till her bones are dust.

      4. The whole world wants to kill you and so does Jesus, no one loves you perverts. Just end your life now and save yourself from being gangbanged by your fake losers in your dumbass bible. Your Bible was written by a penis that was more intelligent then you niggers.

      I am smarter then all of you, U MAD FAGS?


      You are all going to hell!

      Verse 5:9, Romulus, "He who believes in thy God of this Christian scum shall burn in thy lowest floor of hades hell!
      Can you back any of that up with scripture?

      Tell us about yourself friend. What Church do you attend and what has Jesus done to make your life wonderful today?

      YIC

      Jack
      Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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      I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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      • #4
        Re: 4 reasons why God hates Christians.

        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
        Can you back any of that up with scripture?

        Tell us about yourself friend. What Church do you attend and what has Jesus done to make your life wonderful today?

        YIC

        Jack
        God gave me a vision of this hateful website and I set out on a Crusade (Or Jihad in that matter ) and I came here and God told me those words, I swear my eyes just closed and I typed those words .

        I go to St.Peters church, I donated half of my salary yesterday.

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        • #5
          Re: 4 reasons why God hates Christians.

          Originally posted by ILoveGod!! View Post
          God gave me a vision of this hateful website and I set out on a Crusade (Or Jihad in that matter ) and I came here and God told me those words, I swear my eyes just closed and I typed those words .

          I go to St.Peters church, I donated half of my salary yesterday.
          You're a catlick? That would explain the potty mouth: you've been pounded in the bottom by "priests" so many times that you channel your shame with foul language.

          Pity.



          Now, if you're done SHOCKING us ( ), how about telling us some more about yourself?

          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • #6
            Re: 4 reasons why God hates Christians.

            Originally posted by ILoveGod!! View Post
            I swear my eyes just closed and I typed those words
            That explains a lot.

            YiC, M
            Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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            • #7
              Re: 4 reasons why God hates Christians.

              Dear Godmocking Whore;

              Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

              Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
              5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
              5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
              Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

              YIC,

              --Pastor Ezekiel
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: 4 reasons why God hates Christians.

                Originally posted by ILoveGod!! View Post
                Blah blah blah, I spit in the face of Baby Jesus...

                I am smarter then all of you,
                Yet the members of this Godly forum know the difference between then and than, which is more than anyone can say for you.

                Enjoy your hellfire, then.
                People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
                People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10
                Whose side do YOU want to be on?
                Constantly Praying for Temperance Proverbs 16:24
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                • #9
                  Re: 4 reasons why God hates Christians.

                  Originally posted by ILoveGod!! View Post
                  I am smarter then all of you
                  I am glad to hear that as I have been looking for someone smart enough to unclog my pipes.

                  When can you start?
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • #10
                    Re: 4 reasons why God hates Christians.

                    Originally posted by ILoveGod!! View Post
                    .............
                    I am smarter then all of you,...
                    It is spelled 'than' not 'then', so the correct sentence in your case really should of been:
                    Originally posted by ILoveGod!! View Post
                    .............
                    I not am smarter than any of you,...
                    Additionally, you cannot be smarter (only God is) than 'all of you'. You could of possibly been smarter than one of us but you clearly proved that is not the case.

                    You know, God loves you even when you spit at Him. When your parents die, do not suddenly turn to Him and ask why. You already know the reason.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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