UMM Yeah...Hi

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: UMM Yeah...Hi

Please be polite and tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

I am not impressed with your smart-alecky thread title...

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[Jack O'fagan]

Re: UMM Yeah...Hi

I'm rather intrigued\confused about what I'm reading...I thought I was a christian but apparently not according to this. At first I thought this was a joke but looking at the large amount of posts I don't see how it could be...

Welcome, many people think they are Christians until they actually start putting some work into it. There is a fairytale version of Christianity that we are told about as children, most people do not move on from this. The preachers and teachers pass on the fairy tale, the congregation are too dumb to notice. At Landover we accept ALL the words of God and the teachings of Jesus as revealed to us in the KJV1611. We do not leave bits out.

Welcome to reality.

YIC

Jack

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: UMM Yeah...Hi

I'm rather intrigued\confused about what I'm reading...I thought I was a christian but apparently not according to this. At first I thought this was a joke but looking at the large amount of posts I don't see how it could be...

Hellfire and damnation is certainly not a joke, young lady.

Please tell us what church you attend and what your favorite Bible verse is, as well as the circumstances in which you felt my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, come into you.

Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
Yeshua

[Toria2083]

I'm rather intrigued\confused about what I'm reading...I thought I was a christian but apparently not according to this. At first I thought this was a joke but looking at the large amount of posts I don't see how it could be...