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    Please help me

    Greetings Fellow Christians.

    I have been raised as a christian my whole life but I have come across some unholy feelings. I have not told anyone this yet but I have found myself with.... attractions to other Sons of God... I know how horribly this is causing me to sin but I can not understand why it is happening and the feelings will not go away. Please. Can you help me to find my true path again?

    Yours Truly
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  • #2
    Re: Please help me

    Originally posted by AttemptForSalvation View Post
    Greetings Fellow Christians.

    I have been raised as a christian my whole life but I have come across some unholy feelings. I have not told anyone this yet but I have found myself with.... attractions to other Sons of God... I know how horribly this is causing me to sin but I can not understand why it is happening and the feelings will not go away. Please. Can you help me to find my true path again?

    Yours Truly
    Welcome aboard, friend!

    It's not those unholy feelings that are causing you to sin, though. What's causing you to sin is that you're a disgusting queer.

    Take heart though, as we are Christians here, and we will not judge you. You're no different from anybody else, really:

    Romans 3:23

    For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

    Well, I mean, except for the fact that you like to have other men put their sex organs inside your rectum.

    But never mind about that. Just read the Bible, accept Jesus Christ as your savior, get baptized, and stop hanging around public bathrooms. Boom, problem solved!

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    • #3
      Re: Please help me

      Originally posted by AttemptForSalvation View Post
      Greetings Fellow Christians.

      I have been raised as a christian my whole life but I have come across some unholy feelings. I have not told anyone this yet but I have found myself with.... attractions to other Sons of God... I know how horribly this is causing me to sin but I can not understand why it is happening and the feelings will not go away. Please. Can you help me to find my true path again?

      Yours Truly
      What does that mean, you're a fag? Just cut it out right now. That's all you need to do. It's a choice you know.

      Now tell us more about yourself. What church do you attend? How old are you?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: Please help me

        If I was in your position (Lord God forbid!) I would simply envision myself burning in the fires of hell for all eternity, and seek refuge in the holy scripture!

        Leviticus 18:22

        1 Corinthians 6:9-10

        Need I go on?

        Seek salvation in Jesus, and pray he saves you. As you think these abominable thoughts Satan rejoices and our sweet Jesus weeps.

        HEAVEN OR HELL, Fag! It's your CHOICE!

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        • #5
          Re: Please help me

          If you are a fag - or pretending to be - then God will not accept you into paradise; so unless you want to go to hell you need to act quickly!

          Despite what media, the government, your friends and other sinners will tell you: homosexuality is a choice and not something you are born with. Satan always tries to divert you away from the true path by manipulating things in your surroundings (like your hormones). Only a strong faith in Jesus will keep you on the right path, but there are some other things you can do (God gave us choice after all):

          -Pray more. It's highly likely that these fag feelings have entered your life because you've started to abandon God - even if it's just lightly. Have you cut down on your daily prayers?

          -Get a wife (for your own good, she better be christian). It's easier for Satan to divert you from the path when you have yet not found the woman in your life.

          -Get therapy. Although I don't like to recommend science over Jesus (which I'm not - but science can help you enhance your love for Jesus) I would like to point out that there is something called "Coversion therapy" which has yielded good results. You can read more about it here:
          Reparative Therapy, Homosexuality, and the Gospel of Jesus Christ
          http://www.christianpost.com/news/reparative-therapy-homosexuality-and-the-gospel-of-jesus-christ-52555/
          Virtually all of the secular professions that deal with sexual orientation are stalwartly opposed to reparative therapy, or to any attempt to change one s pattern of sexual attraction Indeed, these ...

          http://news.salon.com/2005/07/19/gaytherapy/


          Also look up the Ex-Gay movement - a christian movement which focuses on helping people who have been corrupted.
          "He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him." - John 3:36

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          • #6
            Re: Please help me



            You're not trying to tell me this horrific fag didn't absolutely make a choice to look like a rainbow-coloured Satan in this fag-flaunting pride parade!

            He could so easily have followed God's commands

            Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

            Atrocious mockery of the Lord!
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • #7
              Re: Please help me

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Just cut it out right now. That's all you need to do. It's a choice you know.
              As always, Pastor Ezekiel is 100% correct. If you have any doubts as to what you should do to cure your homosinuality, please read Mark 9:43 and Matthew 5:30.

              Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
              Yeshua
              People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
              People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10
              Whose side do YOU want to be on?
              Constantly Praying for Temperance Proverbs 16:24
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