[Redeemed Papist]

Re: My humble introduction

Yes, well done, you can google "bible sword"

What does that mean to you? How does it set your soul on fire for Jesus?

[Magnus Democritus]

Re: My humble introduction

There may yet be hope for your soul, Demo. You've proverbial pissed on the pope's Burger King hat. Jesus likes that.

Feel free to list a second or third favorite Bible verse.

Thanks for your support Pastor.

I surely have more favorite Bible verses. Since you asked for it:


Zechariah 13:3


This one is specially meaningful:
Zephaniah 2:12

[The Anti-Sinner]

Re: My humble introduction

My humble introductionk

Hello! I am new here as well.

I really like your chosen Bible verse. I am happy to say that my male member is still happily intact, so that I may continue to prove my obedience to God every moment of every day by not stroking it. I really do feel that my penis is a constant reminder of the trust God has put into me to resist sin. It almost feels like God himself is dangling sexual temptation right in front of my face every day, just so I can feel good about myself being so obedient to him! God has truly used his infinite intelligence and wisdom to design such a perfect tool of continuous temptation testing that conveniently dangles in-between my legs! I truly feel blessed that he attached something to me for the rest of my life that feels really really good to stroke, and told me never never stroke it! It's like my own personal tree of knowledge in my pants! It's sad that some men have lost theirs, and can no longer please the Lord in the way that I can by resisting the urges that he so lovingly attached to me.

I am stilling waiting for the day that I will use my penis though, so that I may be fruitful and multiply. It can be really HARD sometimes to resist the urge to fornicate, but I always love a BIG challenge. Having such a LARGE opportunity to be soooo obedient to God, makes me feel so much closer to him in so many ways. I love God so much!

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: My humble introduction

There may yet be hope for your soul, Demo. You've proverbial pissed on the pope's Burger King hat. Jesus likes that.

Feel free to list a second or third favorite Bible verse.

[Magnus Democritus]

Re: My humble introduction

Tell us about your old church, friend. Did it have scary gargoyles and dark towers?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Indeed, and the relationship between those towers and the Dark Tower from the demon-infested Stephen King was one of the things leading me to the truth about my old church and life.

[Bible Student]

Re: My humble introduction

Originally Posted by Magnus Democritus
I'm sorry brother, but I believe we had a misuderstanding.

"this" referred to my old church, not to the Glorious Landover Baptist Church.


Long days and blessed nights.

Tell us about your old church, friend. Did it have scary gargoyles and dark towers?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

They do have nice pipe organs.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My humble introduction

I'm sorry brother, but I believe we had a misuderstanding.

"this" referred to my old church, not to the Glorious Landover Baptist Church.


Long days and blessed nights.

Tell us about your old church, friend. Did it have scary gargoyles and dark towers?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Magnus Democritus]

Re: My humble introduction

Do tell us more about how we don't know or follow the Bible.



You're a Catholic Pentecostal? Do you put snakes and poison cups in the many armed statue of Mary?

After the priest changes the host into actual blood, do you fall down and start speaking in tongues?

I'm sorry brother, but I believe we had a misuderstanding.

"this" referred to my old church, not to the Glorious Landover Baptist Church.


Long days and blessed nights.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: My humble introduction

But the sins in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ made by those of this church have awaken my perception of the presence of Lucifer inside them.

Do tell us more about how we don't know or follow the Bible.

I now have resigned my position amongst the Opus, and sure would like to hear more about purging out of me the demons from those years in the Apostolic Church, which are now reason of shame.

May God bless us all.

You're a Catholic Pentecostal? Do you put snakes and poison cups in the many armed statue of Mary?

After the priest changes the host into actual blood, do you fall down and start speaking in tongues?

[Bible Student]

Re: My humble introduction

I'm sorry, but my name is not a matter of my choice.

I have indeed been raised on an Apostolic Church environment, but the sins in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ made by those of this church have awaken my perception of the presence of Lucifer inside them.

I now have resigned my position amongst the Opus, and sure would like to hear more about purging out of me the demons from those years in the Apostolic Church, which are now reason of shame.

May God bless us all.

Thanks for clearing that up.

[Magnus Democritus]

Re: My humble introduction

I'm sorry, but my name is not a matter of my choice.

I have indeed been raised on an Apostolic Church environment, but the sins in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ made by those of this church have awaken my perception of the presence of Lucifer inside them.

I now have resigned my position amongst the Opus, and sure would like to hear more about purging out of me the demons from those years in the Apostolic Church, which are now reason of shame.

May God bless us all.

[Bible Student]

Re: My humble introduction

Originally Posted by Magnus Democritus
I came here directly from Prelatura Sanctae Crucis et Operis Dei and hope to teach people the way to god. It is a harsh way indeed, but also one of glory and salvation.

Not sure about catlick doctrine. Does that Prelatura sanctae blah, blah, have anything to do with talking to statues and wracking your brain that it's not only true but Christ inspired?

My personal opinion is that Great Democritus might not have totally given his heart to Baby Jesus and might need emergency prayer consultations. First off, his name shows he hasn't completely abandoned his previous papist ideology. After all it was Democritus who said, "Man is the measure of all things that are." That seems to say God is greater than man, or possibly man has replaced God.

Secondly, we are getting overloaded by philosophy students who are choosing names of Greek philosophers. But maybe it is just a coincidence as people give their children funny names these days.

And thirdly, Demo seems to have a penchant for the devil's tongue, the same used by the heathen, ring-kissing papist organization namely the Catolick church. That repulsive tongue is Latin. It seems rather pretentious to call a simple church a prelature.

I hope we can pray the demons out of Democritus as he seems to be a rather goodly person.

[Deaner]

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Its a propaganda organization led by the King fondler himself the pope

I'm out. Thank you Brother.

[Josh Blount]

Re: My humble introduction

Not sure about catlick doctrine. Does that Prelatura sanctae blah, blah, have anything to do with talking to statues and wracking your brain that it's not only true but Christ inspired?

Its a propaganda organization led by the King fondler himself the pope to tell people that the best way to live is to pledge celibacy and become priests despite 1 Timothy 4:1-3

[Deaner]

Re: My humble introduction

I came here directly from Prelatura Sanctae Crucis et Operis Dei and hope to teach people the way to god. It is a harsh way indeed, but also one of glory and salvation.

Not sure about catlick doctrine. Does that Prelatura sanctae blah, blah, have anything to do with talking to statues and wracking your brain that it's not only true but Christ inspired?