[Cquhwipp]

Re: Health

Wait, what? No offence but Kangaroo sex just sounds like something a troll would say. All bestiality is not acceptable, and saying that Australians have kangaroo sex is so ridiculously misguided. Simply saying it shows your hate towards Australians.

I did not insult the USA at all, and I am being careful and I have been throughout all of this thread.

[Bible Student]

Re: Health

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Australia is a dreadful heathen place.

That's unnecessary. Racism (which it is) on a website that does not condone it is really just not acceptable. I say it is racism because you are targeting a large audience with obscene language, calling each member of Australia dreadful and heathen.

Sister MitzaLizalor never uses obscene language. And she did not do so in her replies to you. Have you noticed her title? Do you understand the pecking order on this forum? If I were you I would use a respectful tone when addressing your betters.

Are you using Google Translate to understand her American? I ask this because you seem to give different meanings to words than what we normally expect. Mr. Cquhwipp, you can redefine a traffic light signal to mean that red means go. However you are going to be on a collision course with reality. If you want to redefine words then make up new ones. Perhaps you should think about this:

Humpty Dumpty took the book and looked at it carefully. `That seems to
be done right --' he began.

`You're holding it upside down!' Alice interrupted.

`To be sure I was!' Humpty Dumpty said gaily as she turned it round for him. `I thought it looked a little queer. As I was saying, that seems to be done right -- though I haven't time to look it over thoroughly just now -- and that shows that there are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents --'

`Certainly,' said Alice.

`And only one for birthday presents, you know. There's glory for you!'

`I don't know what you mean by "glory",' Alice said.

Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. `Of course you don't -- till I tell
you. I meant "there's a nice knock-down argument for you!"'

`But "glory" doesn't mean "a nice knock-down argument",' Alice objected.

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it
means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many
different things.'

`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's
all.'

I asked for no racism in my thread. Instead I get this.

Exactly when did you acquire the rights to make demands on this board? How can you accuse Sister MitzaLizalor of racism? Did you notice her location. She mentioned no race, merely made an observation from personal experience.

And beliefs are what drive religion, science, understanding of anything and everything. Moral codes are affected by beliefs. To believe in something is to follow something with passion. I believe in Jesus.

Maybe beliefs do drive most religions but they certainly have no part in the life of True Christians(tm). We are guided only by facts that are found in the 1611 King James Bible. Now while I can't take issue with your statement about beliefs and sickular scientists, I do want to point our that True Christian(tm) scientists (and we have quite a few here at Landover Baptist Church) deal only with facts as found in the 1611 King James Bible and not beliefs. Our science is unassailable because it comes from God Himself.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Health

Wait, what? No offence but Kangaroo sex just sounds like something a troll would say. All bestiality is not acceptable, and saying that Australians have kangaroo sex is so ridiculously misguided. Simply saying it shows your hate towards Australians.

I did not insult the USA at all, and I am being careful and I have been throughout all of this thread.

My friend, we're just trying to get to know you and find out why you're having these health problems. But you said that "all bestiality is not acceptable." Does that imply that SOME is? The scripture refutes this - Exodus 22:19.

But don't get on me for being suspicious of anyone from Aussieland. I've done missionary work all over the world and was clobbered and nearly raped. We get a lot of trolls here, and so we can't be too cautious.

Fact is (as you've relayed them to us), you've been around idols, the counting of beads, and Mary-worshippers. These may be the cause of your problems.

[Cquhwipp]

Re: Health

But you said that "all bestiality is not acceptable." Does that imply that SOME is?

What? I am so confused as to what you said there. That doesn't make sense. And a person in my family's line was once a Freemason, what's the thoughts on Freemasonary here?



What Mitza said was very unnecessary, and I interpreted it as racism because of the language mentioned and how it was directed towards Australians. I read through the rules of the terms and agreements before I registered for this forum, and it said something along the lines of racism and hate towards people will not be tolerated. Sorry if what I interpreted as racism was just what the norm is on the forums here.

[Bible Student]

Re: Health

What? I am so confused as to what you said there. That doesn't make sense. And a person in my family's line was once a Freemason, what's the thoughts on Freemasonary here?



What Mitza said was very unnecessary, and I interpreted it as racism because of the language mentioned and how it was directed towards Australians. I read through the rules of the terms and agreements before I registered for this forum, and it said something along the lines of racism and hate towards people will not be tolerated. Sorry if what I interpreted as racism was just what the norm is on the forums here.

If you know of a mason who works for free, would you please pass along his phone number? I have a little brick work that needs to be completed before winter sets in.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Health

What? I am so confused as to what you said there. That doesn't make sense.

Makes perfect sense. You said "all bestiality is not acceptable." If you had said, "Bestiality is not acceptable." or "no bestiality is acceptable", that would mean something, but you said "all bestiality" is "not acceptable."

Compare that with "all playgrounds are not acceptable," "all homes are not acceptable," etc. More examples can be given, but I hope the point is clear. That means some are and some aren't, which has us thinking you might be a cat or kangaroo diddler. The Lord gives us the Spirit of Discernment and this helps us to see what the ungodly often don't see.

So is this true? Do you condone SOME beast-packing, but not all?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Health

And a person in my family's line was once a Freemason, what's the thoughts on Freemasonary here?

Well on the bright side, the Freemasons have done yoemanlike duty fighting against the Catholic church.

On the down side, the Freemasons are occultists, and your family's involvement with their demonism has surely contributed to the medical problems you're currently having.

I read through the rules of the terms and agreements before I registered for this forum...

Thank you. Do you know how rare this is?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Health

I'm pretty sure I said some laws, not all laws, particularly the ones that involve hurting others after they hurt you.

So how exactly do you decide which bits of the Bible are true and which bits aren't? Would that have to do with your individual conscience?

[Cquhwipp]

Re: Health

Makes perfect sense. You said "all bestiality is not acceptable." If you had said, "Bestiality is not acceptable." or "no bestiality is acceptable", that would mean something, but you said "all bestiality" is "not acceptable."

Compare that with "all playgrounds are not acceptable," "all homes are not acceptable," etc. More examples can be given, but I hope the point is clear. That means some are and some aren't, which has us thinking you might be a cat or kangaroo diddler. The Lord gives us the Spirit of Discernment and this helps us to see what the ungodly often don't see.

So is this true? Do you condone SOME beast-packing, but not all?

Can someone else just explain to me what this guy is on about? His logical comprehension is filled with troll. If you say all it means all does it not? Can you just stop trolling me with your bestiality issue for one second, it makes me think you are obsessed with them in an unhealthy way.


Depends on one's own interpretation of the messages in the bible. I believe that everything in the new testament is true. Some of the ideas in the old testament confuse me due to how different it is to most historical evidence. I do believe in the Exodus and God saved His people from the oppression of the Egyptians. I mean this doesn't really have to do anything, but I just think that some of the actions in the old testament are taken too literally. The Tower of Babel, the Garden of Eden... Not enough is filled in to be factual evidence. It has no mention of Adam's daughters, or if they reproduced through incest. So it is really just a perspective each person has to be able to take it literally. I can't take creationism seriously because I was brought up in a scientific household. It's like the idea that the earth is flat, I can't accept it as it is impossible for me to grasp. It's suggesting that the earth has no core, no electromagnetic field. What if you drilled a hole through the bottom and you fell through, you would be in space would you not? Why does the horizon disappear when you are on a mountain? Would you not be able to see all the kingdoms of earth? And can someone find a flat earth bible reference, I've been looking and the only one I found was in Matthew 4:8, and that wasn't even suggesting it was flat, more that the area they were in was rather small.

I don't want any tosser remarks like that bestiality stuff. I'm here to find answers and consider possibilities for the future.

I have had prayer ministry to try and break the chains from the Freemason damage that has been done to my bloodline. Should I keep doing it? (Directed at Faith_Machine because I like your responses.)

And I haven't checked, but we might have fewer people calling themselves tired and claiming it is a medical condition.

I believe I came here for helpful suggestions not crackpot attacks.

[Faith_Machine]

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Yes, friend, you should definitely continue to have somebody pray with you to cleanse the demonic influence of Masonry! Just make sure that person is a Baptist. Ideally, you'll want to get a Landover pastor to help you with this.

As you grow in the Lord, these other questions you have about the Old Testament and "science" will become much clearer!

[Faith_Machine]

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I would caution you, though, that you should not gravitate toward me simply because you like my answers or I don't make you uncomfortable. Redeemed Papist is a True Christian™ you see, while I am merely an Honorary True Christian™.

What this means is that Redeemed Papist has, through the grace of God and through much faith and diligence on his part, achieved a level of wisdom and Biblical understanding far greater than I possess.

Do not shrink away when a True Christian™ makes statements that you find challenging, or that take you way outside your comfort zone!

After all, pressure makes diamonds, and you've got to break a few eggs if you want to make an omelete!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Health

What Mitza said was very unnecessary, and I interpreted it as racism

oops, I wasn't very clear was I. They're not heathen because they're Australian. They're heathen because they don't believe in God.

The concept of heathens comes from Him:

link JEREMIAH 10:2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

and in the rest of the chapter (click link) He describes some of their failings in more detail.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Health

If you say all it means all does it not? Can you just stop trolling me with your bestiality issue for one second, it makes me think you are obsessed with them in an unhealthy way.

Took you long enough to convince us you oppose those acts, but your understanding of God's favorite language is obviously off.

Depends on one's own interpretation of the messages in the bible.

Friend, Jesus has JUST ONE interpretation of the Bible, not even two. Those who disagree with it will be in Hell.

"Now I beseech you, brethren, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you; but that ye be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment." (I Cor. 1:10)

"As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction." (2 Peter 3:16)

I just think that some of the actions in the old testament are taken too literally.

My good man, you are starting to sound like an infidel who doubts the literal truth of the Bible. At LANDOVER BAPTIST, we believe the Bible to the letter.

The Tower of Babel, the Garden of Eden... Not enough is filled in to be factual evidence.

Well looky here, another infidel remark of some doubter who believes we should categorize the Bible into "literal" vs. "figurative" passages. I'm not surprised.

Friend, all of those things are literal as the alphabet.

I can't take creationism seriously because I was brought up in a scientific household.

So your infidel parents hate God and the Bible and spit on it and teach you to do the same and YOU just can't find it in yourself to part ways with them? Shame, shame.

"O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called." (1 Timothy 6:20)

"9Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. 10If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: 11For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds." (2 John 9-11)

It's like the idea that the earth is flat, I can't accept it as it is impossible for me to grasp. It's suggesting that the earth has no core, no electromagnetic field. What if you drilled a hole through the bottom and you fell through, you would be in space would you not? Why does the horizon disappear when you are on a mountain? Would you not be able to see all the kingdoms of earth? And can someone find a flat earth bible reference, I've been looking and the only one I found was in Matthew 4:8, and that wasn't even suggesting it was flat, more that the area they were in was rather small.

Look harder. The earth is flat. See 1 Samuel 2:8: "He raiseth up the poor out of the dust, and lifteth up the beggar from the dunghill, to set them among princes, and to make them inherit the throne of glory: for the pillars of the earth are the LORD'S, and he hath set the world upon them."

See also Job 9:6

I don't want any tosser remarks like that bestiality stuff.

Well, it took you long enough to make clear your position, didn't it? Be clear and things will go better. We don't tolerate blasphemy.

[Cquhwipp]

Re: Health

You talk of pillars, do pillars not also hold up spherical objects or even perhaps a globe? Or are you too narrow-minded to realize that pillars can be used for multiple things?

And Jesus contradicts 'an eye for an eye', so you are telling me you would hit but not hit a person who does you wrong? The whole of Matthew 5 Jesus makes amendments to his father's work. There is even one on how divorce and remarriage is an act of adultery in Jesus' eyes.

The bible NEVER tells us when the earth was truly created, aside from a genealogy that is questionable as it brings up the question of 'did they have children through incest?' A person 300 years ago just up and decided that 4004 BC was when the earth was created. That is NOT in the bible, but you all seem to take it so literally that it could make you commit suicide.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Health

And Jesus contradicts 'an eye for an eye', so you are telling me you would hit but not hit a person who does you wrong?

If somebody does me wrong, I am commanded to forgive them. If somebody does wrong by God, however, I will happily hit them, because that is what God says I should do.

For example, if I caught you touching Mount Sinai, I would stone you:

Exodus 19:12

12And thou shalt set bounds unto the people round about, saying, Take heed to yourselves, that ye go not up into the mount, or touch the border of it: whosoever toucheth the mount shall be surely put to death:

If you took an accursed thing, I would not only stone you, but also set you on fire (see Joshua 7:1-26).

If you committed adultery, or if you failed to scream loudly enough when you were being raped, because you were secretly enjoying it, I would stone you (see Deuteronomy 22:23-24).

In the case of adultery, you see, the aggrieved party is not your spouse; it is the Lord.