[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello Again

umm, It wasn't a compliment. If any of you are even serious about half of what you believe then you really need some mental help. Now.
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I do not follow you. How is being Biblically correct not a good, Godly way of life? If you think someone stated something that is not backed up by the Word of God(r) as written in the KJV, please, post a reference to it. We certainly do not cotton to wild comments.

[Cloven]

Re: Hello Again

umm, It wasn't a compliment. If any of you are even serious about half of what you believe then you really need some mental help. Now.
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[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello Again

I never said names magically change, I said someone changed my name. "generate as many sons as possible" wth?? Seriously? People can have daughters too, you know.
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Yes, we know. Life is sometimes quite harsh but I suppose we need somewhere to put the next lot of babies.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello Again

Yeah, thats nice of you.
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Brother Bobbby-Joe is very understanding. I am sure he is pleased by your complement

[Cloven]

Re: Hello Again

Yeah, thats nice of you.
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[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello Again

People can have daughters too, you know.
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I have given all of my daughters up for adoption. They are useless, given that I already have a wife to run the kitchen. I am not planning on opening a bed and breakfast. Plus, they bleed all over the place.

[Cloven]

Re: Hello Again

I never said names magically change, I said someone changed my name. "generate as many sons as possible" wth?? Seriously? People can have daughters too, you know.
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello Again

My name was Clover until someone changed it to Cloven And there's no reason to get married at 17.
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Peoples names do not 'magically' change.

There is good reason to get married before you are 17.
Do you want your womb to dry up? Do you want to make Jesus cry every time a potential son is deposited on you white linens in the menstrahut? You have an obligation to generate as many sons as possible for God, failing to do so is the same as spitting in his face. Do you relish the idea of your saliva upon His chin?

[Cloven]

Re: Hello Again

My name was Clover until someone changed it to Cloven And there's no reason to get married at 17.
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[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello Again

No, I'm a female and I don't have a husband because I'm 17 years old getting ready to go to college. Even when I do get married I don't see why I'd need permission to do anything let alone be here. That's kinda strange IMO
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Now listen up, little missy, God wants you to obey your husband, but before you are married you must obey your father as well. It says so pretty clearly in a little Book of the Bible called Deuteronomy.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 tells in in clear detail that children who disobey their father are to be put to death. Please read God's instructions and follow them. That is why you call yourself a Christian, isn't it? Because you want to obey God's will, right?

Let's start today. Gather up all the boys in your neighborhood, refer them to our free Christian Men For Christian Boys Bear Cub Bible Retreat. After a thorough and deep examination of the candidates, we'll let you know which one is best suited for a God approved heterosexual marriage. Then you can get married and then ask your husband if it's OK for you to go to college (spoiler alert: it's not). Your father will finally be so proud of you! Sing Hallelujah In His Holy Name!


Bathed In The Flowing Blood Of The Tiny Infant Savior,
Harry Lester

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[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello Again

Well, first off I'm 17, and Christian. My family is Catholic but I'm no specific denomination. Maybe some Catholi leanings. I've always gone to Baptist churches since they're more common where I live. I read the NIV bible but I might get a KJV1611 sometime soon.
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Are you cloven due to your feet or is it a nickname you got due to your face?

You do know, catlicks are not Chrsitians, God tells us so.
Why Roman Catholic Papists Are NOT Christians

I could not wait any longer last night and had to go to bed to be awake when the sun rises to greet baby Jesus.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello Again

Welcome to the friendliest forum on the Internet, Cloven!

I'm a little concerned about your user name, though. I certainly hope this is not a reference to Satan's cloven hooves?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Again

No, I'm a female and I don't have a husband because I'm 17 years old getting ready to go to college. Even when I do get married I don't see why I'd need permission to do anything let alone be here. That's kinda strange IMO
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Because the Bible says so, whore!

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Also, why is my user title on this site "Unsaved Trash, Teenaged Pervert" ??
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Because that's what you are!

[Cloven]

Re: Hello Again

Also, why is my user title on this site "Unsaved Trash, Teenaged Pervert" ??
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[Cloven]

Re: Hello Again

No, I'm a female and I don't have a husband because I'm 17 years old getting ready to go to college. Even when I do get married I don't see why I'd need permission to do anything let alone be here. That's kinda strange IMO
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