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  • Eternal Flame
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
    I like your style. Welcome, friend. I've been noticing your posts and there does indeed appear to be a fire in your heart. You seem to be passing nicely through our investigations phase. Hang in there. That pleases Jesus.

    "And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved." (Mark 13:13)

    Pastor Ed
    Thank you for the welcome Pastor. I will endure all trials for the glorification of the Lord.

    Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
    Welcome to this fascinating dichotomy of a place Mr. Flame. I think you will fit right in, and I look forward to whatever deep philosophical statements you may have.
    I can't say the same for a monkey worshiper.

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  • John Scopes
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    Welcome to this fascinating dichotomy of a place Mr. Flame. I think you will fit right in, and I look forward to whatever deep philosophical statements you may have.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    I don't know what the laws are concerning private pilots, but I think it would be just grand to fill a plane with Bible tracts, open the door, and shower San Francisco with them!

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  • James Hutchins
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    I travel all over the Godly USA. I drive a Kenworth Tractor Trailer, carrying KJV Bibles and Pastorial supplies coast to coast. Occassionally, when things are more urgent, I'll take my old Gulfstream G550 though I am just an occassional weekend flyer for Jesus. Nothing like getting so close to Him at 35,000'.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Mr. Hutchins, I didn't know you'd ever been to the SF Bay Area! Next time you're in town and feel like preaching on the street, drop me a line and we'll go to the Castro and tag-team a few lost souls!

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Good Day

    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
    I am hesitant to believe that brother Perry has a gay fetish.

    I think that he was merely disguising himself as a homo to infiltrate the gay agenda and bring countless queerios to JESUS!

    Name me a True Christian man who hasn't been so moved by compassion that he would be willing to spend hours locked in the bathroom of a gay bar, ministering to all who enter.
    Praise Jesus!

    You'll never find a more manly man than I. So much so and so secure in my masculinity, I never have a problem being seen in and out of the many bath houses in the SF Bay area. I will spend hours on my knees, the tiles fluid filled floors rubbing me raw as I preach the Word of God(r), taking on all comers. I feel by my laying of hands on every man there, just one of these foul sinners is Saved(c), it is all worth it in the end.

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  • Bob4God
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    I am hesitant to believe that brother Perry has a gay fetish.

    I think that he was merely disguising himself as a homo to infiltrate the gay agenda and bring countless queerios to JESUS!

    Name me a True Christian man who hasn't been so moved by compassion that he would be willing to spend hours locked in the bathroom of a gay bar, ministering to all who enter.

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  • Pastor Ed Lowman
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    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Really? You think a former male cheerleader (not to mention a former Democrat) who likes to dress up in gay military fetish attire and who recently tried to force Texas parents to vaccinate their daughters against HPV is a fit man to run this country?
    Oh come now, FM. Brother Perry has repented of all of that.

    Pastor Ed

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  • Pastor Ed Lowman
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    Originally posted by Eternal Flame View Post
    I don't listen to most musicians because all of them should burn in hell.
    I like your style. Welcome, friend. I've been noticing your posts and there does indeed appear to be a fire in your heart. You seem to be passing nicely through our investigations phase. Hang in there. That pleases Jesus.

    "And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved." (Mark 13:13)

    Pastor Ed

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  • Eternal Flame
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    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
    Welcome to GOD's favorite forum!

    You will find this place a literal treasure trove of GODliness, and a safe haven to enjoy wholesome fellowship with Bible-believing True Christians who will guide you in the nuances of your everyday life serving JESUS CHRIST with every fiber of your being.
    Thank you for the warm welcome brother. I will strive to acclimate to the power of God I feel in the forum. I can tell you True Christians™ are the real emissaries of God.

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Hello Eternal Flame,

    Aspiring to be a True Christian™ is a lofty goal, but well within the reach of those who follow every word of the KJV Bible. If you haven't done so already, I encourage you to read it cover-to-cover, starting as soon as you can (i.e., NOW ) .

    I guarantee it will change your life: it changed mine!

    Sincerely in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    I have already started on the Bible in a Year forum. Although I've read the KJV cover to cover before, it's never a problem to read it again.

    Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
    Bangles fans will burn in hell. But you already knew that.

    Right?
    I had never heard of the Bangles before you mentioned them. I don't listen to most musicians because all of them should burn in hell.

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Really? You think a former male cheerleader (not to mention a former Democrat) who likes to dress up in gay military fetish attire and who recently tried to force Texas parents to vaccinate their daughters against HPV is a fit man to run this country?



    Well maybe if he was to sincerely confess his sins, and if we had some evidence he'd renounced the gay lifestyle and truly committed to Jesus, I might be willing to support him.

    A president in gay fetish attire is no worse than one in magic underwear, I suppose.
    I've been in the Godly Republican Politics sub-forum already. A lot of the current members and True Christians™ on this forum support Perry as well. Maybe you should take them up on this as well.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Originally posted by Eternal Flame View Post

    I am a Rick Perry supporter.
    Really? You think a former male cheerleader (not to mention a former Democrat) who likes to dress up in gay military fetish attire and who recently tried to force Texas parents to vaccinate their daughters against HPV is a fit man to run this country?



    Well maybe if he was to sincerely confess his sins, and if we had some evidence he'd renounced the gay lifestyle and truly committed to Jesus, I might be willing to support him.

    A president in gay fetish attire is no worse than one in magic underwear, I suppose.

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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
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    Bangles fans will burn in hell. But you already knew that.

    Right?

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Hello Eternal Flame,

    Aspiring to be a True Christian(tm) is a lofty goal, but well within the reach of those who follow every word of the KJV Bible. If you haven't done so already, I encourage you to read it cover-to-cover, starting as soon as you can (i.e., NOW ) .

    I guarantee it will change your life: it changed mine!

    Sincerely in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
    Posted via Mobile Device

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  • Bob4God
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    Welcome to GOD's favorite forum!

    You will find this place a literal treasure trove of GODliness, and a safe haven to enjoy wholesome fellowship with Bible-believing True Christians who will guide you in the nuances of your everyday life serving JESUS CHRIST with every fiber of your being.

    Leave a comment:


  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    The path to become a True Christian(tm) is narrow and fraught with peril. Many aspire to such heights, few succeed.

    Read through the many threads on this Godly forum. I'd especially recommend THIS section of the forum, where some of my best sermons are posted.

    Post consistently, show that you love Jesus and all of His commandments (not just some of them), and who knows?

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