Good Evening Christians

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Good Evening Christians

I wish that I didn't have your hostility. As for my age, although I prefer for people not to know about it (a homo might have lust for me and it would be a shame if that happened), I'll tell you. I'm twenty years old. I grew up in a strong fundamentalist Baptist Church and my father gave me countless beatings until I was 14 and from then on I religiously studied the Bible and dedicated my life to God.

Pastor Ezekiel, may I ask you why you are so hostile with me? I only wish to benefit from your wisdom. If I have wronged you, how may I make up for it?

The good Pastor is merely looking out for you while laying down the law in these Godly forums. After all, you're young and these are the times you need correction the most in life. You are nubile and pure and in need of guidance. We can provide that, be it in a tough, biblical fashion.

Most young people who frequent us are air-head text-speak junkies who laugh at anything and offend Jesus by masturbating and wallowing in the ignorance of public school indoctrination. If indeed you are an exception, your tenacity will set you apart...

"They went out from us, but they were not of us; for if they had been of us, they would no doubt have continued with us: but they went out, that they might be made manifest that they were not all of us." (I John 2:19)

Pastor Ed

[steva]

Re: Good Evening Christians

How old are you, boy? What church did you grow up in? Tell us about your parents. How often does your father lay good Christian beatings on you?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I wish that I didn't have your hostility. As for my age, although I prefer for people not to know about it (a homo might have lust for me and it would be a shame if that happened), I'll tell you. I'm twenty years old. I grew up in a strong fundamentalist Baptist Church and my father gave me countless beatings until I was 14 and from then on I religiously studied the Bible and dedicated my life to God.

Pastor Ezekiel, may I ask you why you are so hostile with me? I only wish to benefit from your wisdom. If I have wronged you, how may I make up for it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Good Evening Christians

How old are you, boy? What church did you grow up in? Tell us about your parents. How often does your father lay good Christian beatings on you?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[steva]

Obviously I'm here to introduce myself. I'm Steven. I am a young man hoping to become a true Christian although I believe I am close-ish. I am currently applying to as many bibles colleges as possible hoping to become a creation scientist. Are there any lessons any faithful Pastors can give me which will lead me on the way to becoming a true Christian (other than the obvious read the Bible)?