Hello, all!

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: Hello, all!

Hello, Ashley. Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

Are you a foreigner? Is that why you are not baking pies for your family on this holiday?

[Polycount]

Hello, I'm a proud christian and I love God more than anything else. I have accepted Jesus as my savior. I go to a community church in my area, and I'm 19 years old. I don't agree with everything you guys say here, but it is not my place to judge you. I'm just happy to be here. Perhaps we can engage in calm, loving religious debates if we must, but perhaps we can also just worship the one who saved us instead? My name is Ashley Matthews, but I like the word Polycount. It just sounds cool, if you ask me. If it offends any of you in some way, I apologize, though I'm not quite sure how that would happen.

Anyway, hello once again!