[James Hutchins]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

ya except for the fact that none of your bible quotes can be proven. "i wont belive it til i see it" is there for a reason.

let me 'enlighten' you

people created a 'god' for lightning. when science found out that lightning is caused by friction between hot and cold air, that god was dismissed....
along with many other gods.

science will prove your god wrong in many ways

i suggest this link. click it if you are not already in denial

http://truth-saves.com/god-doesnt-exist/

If you read the Bible, you will see it. The Bible is the inerrant Word of God.

If your mommy writes you a note about recess and you do not see her write it, do you still believe it is what your mommy wrote?

[Isaac Fisher]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

Hello Thomas. May I suggest you ignore the atheist scum on this board? As someone who must still be pretty weak when it comes to defending the faith it is completely understandable for you to want to avoid the conflict. I actually quite impressed with your rebukng. The little gay-boy is probably just cranky because his boyfriend won't rub feces in his chest-hair.

Welcome to the most Godly corner of the Internet anyway. Do you have any children, pets or wives?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

Thomas, everything happens for a reason, and every dark cloud has a silver lining. In the case of Pineappleslicer's dementia-driven blasphemy, I feel certain God permitted it to happen just so we would have a chance to watch you rebuke him.

I predict you will go far in this community, Thomas!

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

Say should be saw in that sentence, so it becomes "I never saw a non-homer Atheist in my life, so per your adagium, there are no non-sodomizing Atheists."
I'm sorry for the typo. I was quite disturbed by the blasphemous act of not capitalizing the name of the Lord. Could you please mind your manners on this forum?

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

They don't have to be proven, since they are the word of God and therefore true. Why would you be here if not send by a divine power hoping for you to change your ways?

I know better than to click on Atheist links on the internet by the way. Most of the time they contain two gaysexual men fisting each other in their rectum.
I never say a non-homer Atheist in my life, so per your adagium, there are no non-sodomizing Atheists.

[jeffrey-sullivan]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

ya except for the fact that none of your bible quotes can be proven. "i wont belive it til i see it" is there for a reason.

let me 'enlighten' you

people created a 'god' for lightning. when science found out that lightning is caused by friction between hot and cold air, that god was dismissed....
along with many other gods.

science will prove your god wrong in many ways

i suggest this link. click it if you are not already in denial

http://truth-saves.com/god-doesnt-exist/

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

Darn tootin'!

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

I hadn't realized care facilities for retarded people provided Internet access to their residents. This modern world really is something!

That's Obama for you. I think you American's can spend your money better than giving retards access to the internet but oh well.

Maybe one retard of those hundreds will convert after reading all the bible quotes on this forum. Then we'll surely be blessed.

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

No, friend, and when you consider all the damage which liberal revisionist history has done, I'm sure you'll agree that we're lucky our little corner of the Internet can't ever be revised by George Soros's propaganda machine!

Indeed, I almost forgot what the Lord had to say about trash that keeps editing what they said!
James 5:12: 12 but let your yea be yea; and your nay, nay; lest ye fall into condemnation.

I attend the Modern Baptist Church in Anticipation of The Second Coming of Christ. We're a small community now, but we hope to grow in the future.

My favorite hunting rifle is actually a heirloom. I still shoot my game with my Great-Great-Grandfather's Baker rifle. Sometimes I wonder if I should upgrade, but it gives quite the kick to shoot something with a 170-year old gun that is still in working condition, I tell you.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

its cool to hunt. especially homos. god would want us to. cus he doesnt judge. ever. in fact, he likes to put the gays, the evil and condones slavery!!! god is so righteous i love him. im so happy we are not evolved from monkeys who share 97 percent of our DNA. wouldnt make sense that we are evolved from anything except 2 people 6000 years ago !!!!!!!!!!! god and religion is sooo coooool!!!!

I hadn't realized care facilities for retarded people provided Internet access to their residents. This modern world really is something!

[jeffrey-sullivan]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

its cool to hunt. especially homos. god would want us to. cus he doesnt judge. ever. in fact, he likes to put the gays, the evil and condones slavery!!! god is so righteous i love him. im so happy we are not evolved from monkeys who share 97 percent of our DNA. wouldnt make sense that we are evolved from anything except 2 people 6000 years ago !!!!!!!!!!! god and religion is sooo coooool!!!!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

But enough about that. What church do you attend, and what's your favorite hunting rifle?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

No, friend, and when you consider all the damage which liberal revisionist history has done, I'm sure you'll agree that we're lucky our little corner of the Internet can't ever be revised by George Soros's propaganda machine!

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

I pray to be forgiven. Of course I'm not yet a true Christian.
Is there an edit function on this board? Otherwise I pray for a wise moderator to edit my post and correct my status to this "unsaved trash".

I will try to not make such glaring mistakes again.
Psalm 130:4: But there is forgiveness with thee, that thou mayest be feared

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Thanks for giving me this opportunity for salvation!

Welcome aboard, Thomas! That truly is one of the most inspiring Bible verses I can think of. Every time I read it, it really gets my juices flowing!

I'm a little puzzled, though, by your assertion that you are a True Christian™, as it says, "Unsaved Trash" underneath your name. If there's been some sort of mix-up, I'm sure a Landover pastor will check the Freehold archives and correct it soon.