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  • TheHousewife
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    Re: Thankyou for welcoming me.

    I hope you washed your hands after touching his hand. It seems disgusting to me, please, this is a Christian forum, don't post such disturbing pictures. At least post some alert or something, I am pregnat!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by ModestMartin View Post
    All I can say is thankyou.

    And I mean it.

    I have finally found a place where we can say what we mean and we can all pray and not be judged, (other than by the Holy one himself).

    We are all equal, and in that we must all respect each other's viewpoints.

    Enough about my views.
    I agree. Let's hear about God's views.

    Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies


    Originally posted by ModestMartin View Post
    This is me:


    Which one are you, the jig or the girl?

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  • Brother Harold Porter
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    Originally posted by ModestMartin View Post
    I now have had a haircut. My friend Shiela Teggens did it, she is a believer, she will be signing up to your forum soon.

    I trust you will welcome her as you did with me. She is well trained.
    Welcome, young man. You certainly needed one. In my past life as a homogay, I was often solicited by men that drew me to them as a siren of Satan with long hair. It was confusing, yet we coupled in filthy sin. I'll not trouble you with the details.

    I also trust, in reciprocation, that this would not be a feeble attempt to try to fool simple True Christians™. We know a thing or two about the Interwebs, praise Jesus.

    In Christ.

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  • John Creeser
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    Originally posted by ModestMartin View Post
    Forgive me.

    This is why I sign up, to one day be at your level of wizardry.
    I can assure you brother Jenkins is NOT a wizard. Please choose your words more carefully in the future.

    Leviticus 20:27 A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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  • ModestMartin
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    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Some sneaky sower of discord seems to have pulled a switcharoo on your King James Bible and replaced the word "come" with "fall". Since you no doubt aspire to be a True Christian™, I have no doubt that you read the King James Bible, and not any heathen forgeries.
    Forgive me.

    This is why I sign up, to one day be at your level of wizardry.

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  • ModestMartin
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    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    There is nothing wrong with knowing a jigaboo or two, as long as it is for the purpose of ministering to them in the attempt to get them to disavow their pie stealing, white woman raping heritage.

    Please, tell us about your relationship with Jesus. How many sons has your wife borne you to fight in God's Army against the forces of secularism? What is your favorite firearm to carry openly in public? What does your wife's pie taste like?

    I'm sorry that you cannot afford a haircut. I'm sure your darkie friend paid for his with affirmative cheese.
    I now have had a haircut. My friend Shiela Teggens did it, she is a believer, she will be signing up to your forum soon.

    I trust you will welcome her as you did with me. She is well trained.

    My once-friend (Drake G-T (on the left)) has never raped, however he did steal a cheese toastie once for which I told the whole of my church. He was chased out without haste.

    It was a marvellous, yet sad, day.

    My wife has given me 7 children, the next is soon to come.

    Our family is strong and ready to draw arms.

    I like to carry a Colt Defender 9mm Stainless 3. I acquired it from Drake G-T.

    I have only used it once. To kill a squirrel who was pestering my children.

    God rest your soul, Pastor.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Originally posted by ModestMartin View Post
    Sorry, I should have put it before, I did read the introduction section!

    I attend Holy Trinity Church in East Croydon.

    There are many who are non-believers there, it saddens me.

    My favourite verse (obv):

    Romans 3:23

    For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God

    Some sneaky sower of discord seems to have pulled a switcharoo on your King James Bible and replaced the word "come" with "fall". Since you no doubt aspire to be a True Christian(tm), I have no doubt that you read the King James Bible, and not any heathen forgeries.

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  • ModestMartin
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    Sorry, I should have put it before, I did read the introduction section!

    I attend Holy Trinity Church in East Croydon.

    There are many who are non-believers there, it saddens me.

    My favourite verse (obv):

    Romans 3:23

    For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    There is nothing wrong with knowing a jigaboo or two, as long as it is for the purpose of ministering to them in the attempt to get them to disavow their pie stealing, white woman raping heritage.

    Please, tell us about your relationship with Jesus. How many sons has your wife borne you to fight in God's Army against the forces of secularism? What is your favorite firearm to carry openly in public? What does your wife's pie taste like?

    I'm sorry that you cannot afford a haircut. I'm sure your darkie friend paid for his with affirmative cheese.

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  • Thomas Dalton
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    Welcome Martin! Good to welcome yet another Christian. A welcome addition to the Atheist scum that is prowling around.
    What is your favorite bible verse? (KJV, of course)

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  • ModestMartin
    started a topic Thankyou for welcoming me.

    Thankyou for welcoming me.

    All I can say is thankyou.

    And I mean it.

    I have finally found a place where we can say what we mean and we can all pray and not be judged, (other than by the Holy one himself).

    We are all equal, and in that we must all respect each other's viewpoints.

    Enough about my views.

    This is me:



    I confess that I know the young man on the left. I have sinned. Forgive me. However, he helped me through a bad period of time in my life before I found Jesus, and no I know the right path.

    I grew up in London, in the England.

    I have lived here for 29 years (that picture is a little old) and I have yet to see a true human who loved his neighbour.

    I think visiting this website has changed that.

    Thankyou.

    YNWA.
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