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[Faith_Machine]

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Hi, I'm new here wanted to share a thought on Christmas real quick. Sorry if this has been said before I didn't feel like going through 17 pages of search results for "santa"

Santa is an anagram for Satan. The invention of "Santa Claus" was a ploy to divert our attention away from Jesus (on his birthday!) and towards Satan. Santa exhibits all 7 of the deadly sins.
- He's obviously a Glutton
- He only works one day a year. Sloth.
- He teaches children to worship possessions which leads to Greed and Envy of what others got.
- Stuck in the freezing North Pole he's probably grown bored of Mrs. Claus and "known" every elf and reindeer around. Lust.
- There's no way he's got all those elves working for him for free without violence. Wrath.
And worst of all
- He's Prideful enough to steal Jesus' birthday.
Keep Santa out of Christmas! Praise the Lord! Amen!

Hi there, Wikisingles! Are you here to promote some type of dating service?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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*** blah blah blah typical introductory lies I didn't feel like going through 17 pages of search results for "santa" blah blah blah, look, i'm one of you, i'm one of you!!! ***

(Proverbs 13:4) "The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat."

Get off your ass and make an effort, huh? That what GOD wants you to do.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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Doing a bit of your work for you:

http://www.av1611.org/othpubls/santa.html

Without question the most fertile time in the average persons’ life for receiving and trusting the Lord Jesus is the pre-teen years. Any church bus worker or youth worker knows young children are very receptive to the gospel of Jesus Christ. For children that child-like faith is natural. It is what the Lord Jesus described in Matthew 10:15. As we get older; the sensual, youthful lusts and logical, carnal mind begin to dominate our lives. And as that happens, our heart becomes hardened and seared to the spiritual things of God.
Barna Research Group published a survey conducted among teenagers titled Third Millennium Teens. Under the subtitle "Displacing the Myths," the report said:

The Myth: the teen years are evangelistically productive.
The Reality: if they're not saved by age 13, they probably never will be. (Barna 65) The report goes on to say, "The data shows clearly that the prime evangelistic years are those before a person becomes a teenager." (Barna 65)

....Santa has some cute little helpers called elves. Webster’s Dictionary has an interesting definition for the friendly elf:

ELF

1. A wandering spirit; a fairy; a hobgoblin; an imaginary being which our rude ancestors supposed to inhabit unfrequented places, and in various ways to affect mankind. . .
2. An evil spirit; a devil.
(Webster's Dictionary “elf”) ...

Santa is Everywhere – He is Omnipresent

He’s at the mall. He’s at the parade. He’s on the TV. He’s at the ball-park.
He is EVERYWHERE....

Once you get that child believing with "all their heart" in Santa then the next logical step is – Jesus and Santa they are both the same – and they are both a LIE.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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- He teaches children to worship possessions which leads to Greed and Envy of what others got.

Since "he" gives rich children more than poor children, it seems to me "he" is a suporter of free-markets and non-interference with the Invisible Hand.

But of course he's not real, just another false idol created by the "multiculturual" Jews to destroy the Almighty God...

Wait, you didn't go throu 17 pages of search results for "Santa"? So if you won't listen to us, why should we listen to you?!? Here, go through the first 17 pages and report back to us, okay?

[Humongous]

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well, hi Wingsli Keagles! Welcome to these Godly forums!

Are you one of them Jews fer Jesus I read about on the bathroom stall down at the Piggly Wiggly? I must admit, I don't normally use them public restrooms, but dr. tittleman recently diagnosed me with the Winter Vomiting Virus? most of that sickness im expunging out my tail end, sos I really cant be too far from a terlet at any given time, praise Christ. shoot, normally I'd just wear my adult diapers and be done with it, but that was the reason I had to go to the Piggly Wiggly in the first place? I was fresh outta Depends!

YIC,
Lori H.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Well done. Now your email spam is our spam.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Dear friend:

You are aware, I trust, that the concept of seven deadly sins isn't Biblical.

[Eternal Flame]

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Hi, I'm new here wanted to share a thought on Christmas real quick. Sorry if this has been said before I didn't feel like going through 17 pages of search results for "santa"

Santa is an anagram for Satan. The invention of "Santa Claus" was a ploy to divert our attention away from Jesus (on his birthday!) and towards Satan. Santa exhibits all 7 of the deadly sins.
- He's obviously a Glutton
- He only works one day a year. Sloth.
- He teaches children to worship possessions which leads to Greed and Envy of what others got.
- Stuck in the freezing North Pole he's probably grown bored of Mrs. Claus and "known" every elf and reindeer around. Lust.
- There's no way he's got all those elves working for him for free without violence. Wrath.
And worst of all
- He's Prideful enough to steal Jesus' birthday.
Keep Santa out of Christmas! Praise the Lord! Amen!

That's a funny way of telling us your favorite Bible verse and the church you attend.

[Bob4God]

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Hi, I'm new here wanted to share a thought on Christmas real quick. Sorry if this has been said before I didn't feel like going through 17 pages of search results for "santa"

Admitting you are lazy and don't care is a really bad way to start.

Why don't you go introduce yourself in the introduction section?

[wingslikeeagles]

Hi, I'm new here wanted to share a thought on Christmas real quick. Sorry if this has been said before I didn't feel like going through 17 pages of search results for "santa"

Santa is an anagram for Satan. The invention of "Santa Claus" was a ploy to divert our attention away from Jesus (on his birthday!) and towards Satan. Santa exhibits all 7 of the deadly sins.
- He's obviously a Glutton
- He only works one day a year. Sloth.
- He teaches children to worship possessions which leads to Greed and Envy of what others got.
- Stuck in the freezing North Pole he's probably grown bored of Mrs. Claus and "known" every elf and reindeer around. Lust.
- There's no way he's got all those elves working for him for free without violence. Wrath.
And worst of all
- He's Prideful enough to steal Jesus' birthday.
Keep Santa out of Christmas! Praise the Lord! Amen!